I just drank a whole glass of water then stood there trying to catch my breath.

Y'all ever make a Sandwich and then stare in disgust at what you made?

Been thinking about how a head massage is literally just petting with a more normalized name.

I want the Spotify Wrapped AIs to call me out and tell me how much I fucked up this year. That would be really funny

I'm all like " Rahhhh ababaabbaaa *snarl* *hiss* meowwww"
-Tweaking