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News Flash!
Obama was the pilot for Jeffrey Epstein's private plane! If it wasn't for Obama aviation skills, Trump would never have visited Epstein's Club Pedo!
This isn't the worst of it! Obama flew to and from Epstein's island using the Google Maps app on Hunter Biden's laptop!
Obama was the pilot for Jeffrey Epstein's private plane! If it wasn't for Obama aviation skills, Trump would never have visited Epstein's Club Pedo!
This isn't the worst of it! Obama flew to and from Epstein's island using the Google Maps app on Hunter Biden's laptop!
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
News Flash!
Obama was the pilot for Jeffrey Epstein's private plane! If it wasn't for Obama aviation skills, Trump would never have visited Epstein's Club Pedo!
This isn't the worst of it! Obama flew to and from Epstein's island using the Google Maps app on Hunter Biden's laptop!
Obama was the pilot for Jeffrey Epstein's private plane! If it wasn't for Obama aviation skills, Trump would never have visited Epstein's Club Pedo!
This isn't the worst of it! Obama flew to and from Epstein's island using the Google Maps app on Hunter Biden's laptop!
This could get sporty!
Trump axes SpaceX contracts and has DOJ & SEC restart investigations into Musk and his companies.
Musk doxes Trump, his children, their businesses and financial dealings by dumping tax returns and whatever else he and his Douche Bros gleaned from the IRS and other agencies.
Trump axes SpaceX contracts and has DOJ & SEC restart investigations into Musk and his companies.
Musk doxes Trump, his children, their businesses and financial dealings by dumping tax returns and whatever else he and his Douche Bros gleaned from the IRS and other agencies.
June 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This could get sporty!
Trump axes SpaceX contracts and has DOJ & SEC restart investigations into Musk and his companies.
Musk doxes Trump, his children, their businesses and financial dealings by dumping tax returns and whatever else he and his Douche Bros gleaned from the IRS and other agencies.
Trump axes SpaceX contracts and has DOJ & SEC restart investigations into Musk and his companies.
Musk doxes Trump, his children, their businesses and financial dealings by dumping tax returns and whatever else he and his Douche Bros gleaned from the IRS and other agencies.
Up next on the Homeland Security Shopping Network: concentration camps! Yes, folks, no fuss, no muss! Our outsourced camps come complete with your plausible deniability needs built right in. No guilty consciences or second thoughts to keep you up at night. We do the torture so you don't have to!
April 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Up next on the Homeland Security Shopping Network: concentration camps! Yes, folks, no fuss, no muss! Our outsourced camps come complete with your plausible deniability needs built right in. No guilty consciences or second thoughts to keep you up at night. We do the torture so you don't have to!
Shame we didn't start a Manhattan Project level desalination and green energy RDT&E effort years ago. We would be the world leader in clean energy and already have the high-tech manufacturing jobs that go with it...if Big Oil saw itself as energy companies and we had real proactive leadership in DC.
April 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Shame we didn't start a Manhattan Project level desalination and green energy RDT&E effort years ago. We would be the world leader in clean energy and already have the high-tech manufacturing jobs that go with it...if Big Oil saw itself as energy companies and we had real proactive leadership in DC.
Sums it up quite nicely.
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sums it up quite nicely.
Dear news media,
It's not just wannabe dictator bromance! Putin's got dirt on Trump. Between the Russian Mob & oligarch money that's kept Trump Org. afloat and past visits to Moscow for his teenage beauty pagents, Putin has something Trump is terrified will go public. Wannabe king? Ok. It's more.
It's not just wannabe dictator bromance! Putin's got dirt on Trump. Between the Russian Mob & oligarch money that's kept Trump Org. afloat and past visits to Moscow for his teenage beauty pagents, Putin has something Trump is terrified will go public. Wannabe king? Ok. It's more.
March 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Dear news media,
It's not just wannabe dictator bromance! Putin's got dirt on Trump. Between the Russian Mob & oligarch money that's kept Trump Org. afloat and past visits to Moscow for his teenage beauty pagents, Putin has something Trump is terrified will go public. Wannabe king? Ok. It's more.
It's not just wannabe dictator bromance! Putin's got dirt on Trump. Between the Russian Mob & oligarch money that's kept Trump Org. afloat and past visits to Moscow for his teenage beauty pagents, Putin has something Trump is terrified will go public. Wannabe king? Ok. It's more.
Is there some mandatory "hand dancing" school D.C. politicians must attend prior to being sworn into office? Are any of them capable of giving a speech or interview without looking like a pro baseball 3rd base coach with a bad case of jimmy hands?
March 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Is there some mandatory "hand dancing" school D.C. politicians must attend prior to being sworn into office? Are any of them capable of giving a speech or interview without looking like a pro baseball 3rd base coach with a bad case of jimmy hands?
10 Democrats voted to censure Rep. AL Green for calling out Der Trumpenfuhrer on his BS.
Therein lies the problem with Congressional Democrats.
Therein lies the problem with Congressional Democrats.
March 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
10 Democrats voted to censure Rep. AL Green for calling out Der Trumpenfuhrer on his BS.
Therein lies the problem with Congressional Democrats.
Therein lies the problem with Congressional Democrats.
So the DUI hire has removed images and references of the "Enola Gay" from DoD websites, et., in his efforts to purge anything remotely DEI from the military services.
This is Enola Gay. She sits at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum
It's gay as hell!
This is Enola Gay. She sits at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum
It's gay as hell!
March 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So the DUI hire has removed images and references of the "Enola Gay" from DoD websites, et., in his efforts to purge anything remotely DEI from the military services.
This is Enola Gay. She sits at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum
It's gay as hell!
This is Enola Gay. She sits at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum
It's gay as hell!
Remember that Twilight episode with the impulsive, petulant young child? The brat all the adults kowtowed and debased themselves to because they were afraid of what the child might think and do?
Oh, wait! My mistake. That's the Republican Congress!
Oh, wait! My mistake. That's the Republican Congress!
March 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Remember that Twilight episode with the impulsive, petulant young child? The brat all the adults kowtowed and debased themselves to because they were afraid of what the child might think and do?
Oh, wait! My mistake. That's the Republican Congress!
Oh, wait! My mistake. That's the Republican Congress!
Unfortunately, it will take individual personal pain and financial hardship of something like being fired by this cretin to break through the MAGA brain firewall.
March 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Unfortunately, it will take individual personal pain and financial hardship of something like being fired by this cretin to break through the MAGA brain firewall.
Just finished watching whatever the hell that was at the White House.
Trump and Vance are the human equivalent of greasy, wet skidmarks in a pair of dirty, soiled underwear.
Same goes for Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham.
My sincere apologies to actual skidmarks.
Trump and Vance are the human equivalent of greasy, wet skidmarks in a pair of dirty, soiled underwear.
Same goes for Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham.
My sincere apologies to actual skidmarks.
March 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Just finished watching whatever the hell that was at the White House.
Trump and Vance are the human equivalent of greasy, wet skidmarks in a pair of dirty, soiled underwear.
Same goes for Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham.
My sincere apologies to actual skidmarks.
Trump and Vance are the human equivalent of greasy, wet skidmarks in a pair of dirty, soiled underwear.
Same goes for Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham.
My sincere apologies to actual skidmarks.
A bit vulgar at times but sums up the hypocrisy of Christian - particularly Evangelical - support for Trump quite succinctly.
www.facebook.com/share/r/1AEP...
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February 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A bit vulgar at times but sums up the hypocrisy of Christian - particularly Evangelical - support for Trump quite succinctly.
www.facebook.com/share/r/1AEP...
Assume for a moment the asinine claim about $5mil to $50mil being spent on condoms for the Taliban was true.
Wouldn't that be a good thing? Fewer Taliban pregnancies = fewer Taliban babies = fewer Taliban...right?!
Of course, it could also mean fewer Taliban catching the clap. So there is that.
Wouldn't that be a good thing? Fewer Taliban pregnancies = fewer Taliban babies = fewer Taliban...right?!
Of course, it could also mean fewer Taliban catching the clap. So there is that.
February 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Assume for a moment the asinine claim about $5mil to $50mil being spent on condoms for the Taliban was true.
Wouldn't that be a good thing? Fewer Taliban pregnancies = fewer Taliban babies = fewer Taliban...right?!
Of course, it could also mean fewer Taliban catching the clap. So there is that.
Wouldn't that be a good thing? Fewer Taliban pregnancies = fewer Taliban babies = fewer Taliban...right?!
Of course, it could also mean fewer Taliban catching the clap. So there is that.
The New Math:
Ukraine ÷ (Lavrov + Rubio) = Poland ÷ (Molotov + Ribbentrop)
Ukraine ÷ (Lavrov + Rubio) = Poland ÷ (Molotov + Ribbentrop)
February 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The New Math:
Ukraine ÷ (Lavrov + Rubio) = Poland ÷ (Molotov + Ribbentrop)
Ukraine ÷ (Lavrov + Rubio) = Poland ÷ (Molotov + Ribbentrop)
Gee, a U.S. sovereign wealth fund couldn't possibly be used by Der Trumpenfuhrer as slush fund for laundering money from Russian oligarchs, Saudi princes, or any other person, corporation, or foreign entity looking to buy influence.
Still wondering where the fudge are the Congressional Republicans?
Still wondering where the fudge are the Congressional Republicans?
February 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Gee, a U.S. sovereign wealth fund couldn't possibly be used by Der Trumpenfuhrer as slush fund for laundering money from Russian oligarchs, Saudi princes, or any other person, corporation, or foreign entity looking to buy influence.
Still wondering where the fudge are the Congressional Republicans?
Still wondering where the fudge are the Congressional Republicans?
Where are, repeat, where are Congressional Republicans? The world wonders.
February 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Where are, repeat, where are Congressional Republicans? The world wonders.
News Flash: Senior Democrat leadership brings plastic to-go spork to knife fight...again!
Schumer's too old. Durbin's too old. Jeffries inspires like a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Fight Musk-Rat in court
Fight Repubs on airwaves
Get younger, quick-thinking Dems on Fox!
Push the attack! Lead dammit!
Schumer's too old. Durbin's too old. Jeffries inspires like a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Fight Musk-Rat in court
Fight Repubs on airwaves
Get younger, quick-thinking Dems on Fox!
Push the attack! Lead dammit!
February 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
News Flash: Senior Democrat leadership brings plastic to-go spork to knife fight...again!
Schumer's too old. Durbin's too old. Jeffries inspires like a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Fight Musk-Rat in court
Fight Repubs on airwaves
Get younger, quick-thinking Dems on Fox!
Push the attack! Lead dammit!
Schumer's too old. Durbin's too old. Jeffries inspires like a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Fight Musk-Rat in court
Fight Repubs on airwaves
Get younger, quick-thinking Dems on Fox!
Push the attack! Lead dammit!
NFL players if you wind up agreeing to ownership wishes for an 18 game season, do yourselves a favor, demand they get rid of Thursday night games! Owners don't care about your health. Forcing such a short turnaround to play Thursdays...not good for you, your career longevity, or post-career health!
February 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
NFL players if you wind up agreeing to ownership wishes for an 18 game season, do yourselves a favor, demand they get rid of Thursday night games! Owners don't care about your health. Forcing such a short turnaround to play Thursdays...not good for you, your career longevity, or post-career health!
Remember Office Space where Michael, Peter, and Samir launch a software virus program designed to skim banking transactions of the company where they work?
Imagine a team of software engineers with access to the financial system of an agency that handles trillions of dollars of banking transactions.
Imagine a team of software engineers with access to the financial system of an agency that handles trillions of dollars of banking transactions.
February 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Remember Office Space where Michael, Peter, and Samir launch a software virus program designed to skim banking transactions of the company where they work?
Imagine a team of software engineers with access to the financial system of an agency that handles trillions of dollars of banking transactions.
Imagine a team of software engineers with access to the financial system of an agency that handles trillions of dollars of banking transactions.
Dems in Congress have a real knife fight on their hands. Here's hoping you don't show up to it with a pair of plastic salad tongs like you usually do.
The days of treating your Republican peers with conviviality and good faith were over long ago. Punch hard. Punch often. Given them no quarter.
The days of treating your Republican peers with conviviality and good faith were over long ago. Punch hard. Punch often. Given them no quarter.
February 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Dems in Congress have a real knife fight on their hands. Here's hoping you don't show up to it with a pair of plastic salad tongs like you usually do.
The days of treating your Republican peers with conviviality and good faith were over long ago. Punch hard. Punch often. Given them no quarter.
The days of treating your Republican peers with conviviality and good faith were over long ago. Punch hard. Punch often. Given them no quarter.
Probably asking too much for reporters to say "recovering victims" instead of "recovering bodies" when referring to those killed in disasters. Getting the story while showing some sensitivity towards the families and friends of those lost are not mutually exclusive exercises.
January 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Probably asking too much for reporters to say "recovering victims" instead of "recovering bodies" when referring to those killed in disasters. Getting the story while showing some sensitivity towards the families and friends of those lost are not mutually exclusive exercises.
🎼 It's 9 o'clock on a Friday,
The Senate crowd shuffles in,
They're voting for a new defense secretary,
Whose only qualifications are strip bars and gin.
The Senate crowd shuffles in,
They're voting for a new defense secretary,
Whose only qualifications are strip bars and gin.
January 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🎼 It's 9 o'clock on a Friday,
The Senate crowd shuffles in,
They're voting for a new defense secretary,
Whose only qualifications are strip bars and gin.
The Senate crowd shuffles in,
They're voting for a new defense secretary,
Whose only qualifications are strip bars and gin.