Stuart Delony
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When Empires Burn Themselves Down
Empires never collapse because of enemies at the gates but because of small men at the top. From Nero’s Rome to Trump’s America, history shows us what happens when delusion becomes divine and power be...
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Empires don’t collapse because of one great villain. They collapse because small men convince themselves they’re gods.
We’ve seen this story before. It never ends in glory. It ends in smoke. 🔥
We’ve seen this story before. It never ends in glory. It ends in smoke. 🔥
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
Looks like the halo’s slipping and the spray tan’s cracking. When the cult loses its color, what’s left? Spoiler: not much. 🧡 #PoliticsUnfiltered #RealityCheck
What Happens When Orange Jesus Fades?
As Trump’s influence begins to wane, his loyal followers face a reckoning. What happens when “Orange Jesus” no longer walks on the political waters?
www.patheos.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Looks like the halo’s slipping and the spray tan’s cracking. When the cult loses its color, what’s left? Spoiler: not much. 🧡 #PoliticsUnfiltered #RealityCheck
Are you in need of a fun Thanksgiving mind game to plan on those conservative relatives? Just ask them when they chose to be straight. Pass the gravy and watch the logic implode.
https://thequollective.com/free-resource/the-closet-logic-of-conservative-choice
https://thequollective.com/free-resource/the-closet-logic-of-conservative-choice
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Are you in need of a fun Thanksgiving mind game to plan on those conservative relatives? Just ask them when they chose to be straight. Pass the gravy and watch the logic implode.
https://thequollective.com/free-resource/the-closet-logic-of-conservative-choice
https://thequollective.com/free-resource/the-closet-logic-of-conservative-choice
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
Another trusted voice has weighed in on The Tribulation Survival Guide. And by “trusted voice,” I mean… #rapture #RaptureReady #endtimes
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Another trusted voice has weighed in on The Tribulation Survival Guide. And by “trusted voice,” I mean… #rapture #RaptureReady #endtimes
Remain calm, unless that’s unreasonable. THE END IS NEAR — 1.13.26.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Remain calm, unless that’s unreasonable. THE END IS NEAR — 1.13.26.
Finally, an essay that admits enlightenment is overrated and good conversation beats sainthood any day. Pass the bottle and the doubt. 🥃 #Philosophy #RealTalk
Why I’d Rather Sit with a Skeptic than a Saint
After leaving church, I didn’t lose Jesus—I just stopped needing the sales pitch. Here's how Transcendentalism resonates (and where it floats away).
www.patheos.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Finally, an essay that admits enlightenment is overrated and good conversation beats sainthood any day. Pass the bottle and the doubt. 🥃 #Philosophy #RealTalk
Modesty couldn’t stop it. The first trumpet has been sounded. #Tribulationsurvivalguide #snarkyfaith #endtimes #rapture
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Modesty couldn’t stop it. The first trumpet has been sounded. #Tribulationsurvivalguide #snarkyfaith #endtimes #rapture
This message is for your preparation and your panic. THE END IS NEAR — 1.13.26. #Rapture #tribulation
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This message is for your preparation and your panic. THE END IS NEAR — 1.13.26. #Rapture #tribulation
Apparently heaven’s handing out concealed carry permits now. Let’s talk about where faith ends and firepower begins. 🔥 #FaithVsForce #SelfDefenseDebate
God-Given Self-Defense: Divine Right or Myth?
The God-given right to self-defense. Is this phrase a ticket to divine-endorsed murder, or just another chapter in the American tradition of baptizing our biases?
www.patheos.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Apparently heaven’s handing out concealed carry permits now. Let’s talk about where faith ends and firepower begins. 🔥 #FaithVsForce #SelfDefenseDebate
Another completely legitimate endorsement for The Tribulation Survival Guide.
Absolutely real. Absolutely unsolicited. Absolutely perfect.
Absolutely real. Absolutely unsolicited. Absolutely perfect.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Another completely legitimate endorsement for The Tribulation Survival Guide.
Absolutely real. Absolutely unsolicited. Absolutely perfect.
Absolutely real. Absolutely unsolicited. Absolutely perfect.
Another totally legitimate endorsement for The Tribulation Survival Guide.
No notes. No questions. Just pure, unsolicited affirmation.
No notes. No questions. Just pure, unsolicited affirmation.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Another totally legitimate endorsement for The Tribulation Survival Guide.
No notes. No questions. Just pure, unsolicited affirmation.
No notes. No questions. Just pure, unsolicited affirmation.
Apparently, the universe is the backdrop and Christianity’s the star of the show. Grab your popcorn, ego’s running the sermon today. 🎭 #ReligiousRealityCheck #MainCharacterEnergy
Unpacking Christianity’s Main Character Syndrome
Explore the critique of Christianity's 'Main Character Syndrome' in this incisive Snarky Faith article. Unpacking the narcissism and misinterpretations fueling a self-centered spiritual narrative.
www.patheos.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Apparently, the universe is the backdrop and Christianity’s the star of the show. Grab your popcorn, ego’s running the sermon today. 🎭 #ReligiousRealityCheck #MainCharacterEnergy
A whole lot of people swear they “don’t have a lactose problem,” yet somehow their digestion only melts down around one specific kind of dairy.
Funny how intolerance works—quiet at first, polite even… and then one day they’re blocking the entrance to an ice cream shop demanding “digestion purity.”
Funny how intolerance works—quiet at first, polite even… and then one day they’re blocking the entrance to an ice cream shop demanding “digestion purity.”
Silent But Violent: The Lactose Problem | The Quollective
A dry, snarky look at America’s real “lactose problem”—not dairy itself, but the quiet intolerance that fuels full-blown dairy extremism.
thequollective.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A whole lot of people swear they “don’t have a lactose problem,” yet somehow their digestion only melts down around one specific kind of dairy.
Funny how intolerance works—quiet at first, polite even… and then one day they’re blocking the entrance to an ice cream shop demanding “digestion purity.”
Funny how intolerance works—quiet at first, polite even… and then one day they’re blocking the entrance to an ice cream shop demanding “digestion purity.”
Let’s be honest: every woman trafficked by Epstein is now being trafficked again — this time politically, by men who see their pain as a prop. The patriarchy stays undefeated.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Let’s be honest: every woman trafficked by Epstein is now being trafficked again — this time politically, by men who see their pain as a prop. The patriarchy stays undefeated.
True community is based upon equality, mutuality, and reciprocity. It affirms the richness of individual diversity as well as the common human ties that bind us together.
- Pauli Murray
- Pauli Murray
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
True community is based upon equality, mutuality, and reciprocity. It affirms the richness of individual diversity as well as the common human ties that bind us together.
- Pauli Murray
- Pauli Murray
So much for “holy matrimony.” Turns out divine love stories come with betrayal, heartbreak, and one very awkward sermon illustration. 💍 #FaithWithoutFilters #SundayScandal
The Church Isn’t the Bride — She’s the Whore
The church loves calling herself the Bride of Christ—but she’s acting more like Hosea’s unfaithful lover. A snarky look at how this metaphor became spiritual abuse.
www.patheos.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So much for “holy matrimony.” Turns out divine love stories come with betrayal, heartbreak, and one very awkward sermon illustration. 💍 #FaithWithoutFilters #SundayScandal
God made man in His image, and man made AI that still can’t read the room. Divine symmetry, really. 🤖 #MoravecsParadox
Moravec’s Paradox, But Make It Biblical
We’ve mastered theological complexity while failing the basic human parts of faith. Moravec’s Paradox explains why Christians can debate Greek verbs but can’t seem to be kind. This piece calls out the...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
God made man in His image, and man made AI that still can’t read the room. Divine symmetry, really. 🤖 #MoravecsParadox
Apparently, the holiest place on Earth isn't always the one with pews and hymnals. Sometimes it’s a convention hall packed with superheroes who actually live by their code. 🦸♂️ #ComicCon #FaithInFandom
Comic-Con vs. Church: Where the Capes Actually Stand for Something
Discover the uncanny parallels and glaring disparities between Comic-Con and church. Which gathering would Jesus crash? The answer may surprise you.
www.patheos.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Apparently, the holiest place on Earth isn't always the one with pews and hymnals. Sometimes it’s a convention hall packed with superheroes who actually live by their code. 🦸♂️ #ComicCon #FaithInFandom
Another day, another heretic proving that theology can actually be interesting—who knew? Dive in before the pitchforks arrive. 🔥 #BookReview #SnarkRequired
Snarky Review: Heretic, Too! by Matthew J. Distefano
Heretic, Too! by Matthew J. Distefano takes a bold, snarky dive into the uncomfortable truths Christianity ignores, challenging readers to rethink sin, gender roles, and more.
www.patheos.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Another day, another heretic proving that theology can actually be interesting—who knew? Dive in before the pitchforks arrive. 🔥 #BookReview #SnarkRequired
Empires don’t collapse because of one great villain. They collapse because small men convince themselves they’re gods.
We’ve seen this story before. It never ends in glory. It ends in smoke. 🔥
We’ve seen this story before. It never ends in glory. It ends in smoke. 🔥
When Empires Burn Themselves Down
Empires never collapse because of enemies at the gates but because of small men at the top. From Nero’s Rome to Trump’s America, history shows us what happens when delusion becomes divine and power be...
www.patheos.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Empires don’t collapse because of one great villain. They collapse because small men convince themselves they’re gods.
We’ve seen this story before. It never ends in glory. It ends in smoke. 🔥
We’ve seen this story before. It never ends in glory. It ends in smoke. 🔥
Turns out we love a good lie—especially the ones we tell ourselves. Truth? That’s too much work. 🙄 #HardTruths #SelfDeception
Why We Can’t Quit the Lie
Why do we need the lie? From church pews to patriotism, humanity clings to myths to feel connected. Can we build real community without the story—or are we hardwired for fiction?
www.patheos.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Turns out we love a good lie—especially the ones we tell ourselves. Truth? That’s too much work. 🙄 #HardTruths #SelfDeception