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SnakesArePerfect
@snakesareperfect.bsky.social
Hello I'm Kai "The Sea Serpent". AD of @kaitheseaserpent.bsky.social‬
30 - He/Him - Pansexual - Switch

18+ ONLY! DMs Open. Happy to chat! NO RP.

Expect lots of vore, transformation and other weird stuff!
https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect
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How it started vs. How its going... 🦇💦
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Y'all are so in danger when I get my cockatrice character finalized.

Kai is dommy. But just like me, he care too deeply about people's well-being during the whole process.

My cockatrice? Does not care. You could be the bestest of friends suddenly turned into inanimate property for no real reason.
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I'm just a silly blue cylinder. 🐍
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I desperately need a preyslut to furiously jack off to their own demise inside of me

I wanna feel that feral desire to cum. Feeling their rock hard cocks rubbing and grinding against my fleshy internal walls

I need my insides painted white from their deathly orgasm before all the evidence is gone
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Kai fell and flopped on his belly. Watching in awe as his body quickly changed into something much more soft. Scales became fabric, everything inside him felt like cotton. Before he knew it, he was a giant soft helpless plush just begging to be cuddled.

🎨: @onelargetuna.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Whatever you have in between your legs should get nullified when you're mere seconds away from cumming. It's a good time forever always being horny with no sign of that brainfog ever going away! I totally won't tease you when you're in such a peril, needy state. Forever~ 😘
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Perma stories where "victims" see someone else get eaten, transformed or something else and go. "ME NEXT?? 👀💦"

They see the risks, they know this'll be the end of their current existence and they can't help but desire it.

Everything lead up to this, and they're throwing it away for a quick thrill.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I wanna go feral and absolutely drench your body and fur with my hungry salivating maw... 🤤
February 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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@carnebitesback.bsky.social made both @snakesareperfect.bsky.social and I into roos for the month! So ye. Happy Febrooary!
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The other day a friend of mine referred to normal pregnancy as fpreg and I'm still thinking about it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I need to get my cuteness aggression in check because I burst my friends into an explosion of confetti with my tight coiled hugs...

Everyone is so cute I kinda wanna squeeze them super duper tight. 🐍💙
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Seeing big, large, fatfurs should make me prey brained. (It does)

But it also REALLY makes me pred brained~
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Kai should be careful when he's touching someone else's snacks. He may risk becoming a snack himself!

🎨: @looffuz.gay
#vore #oralvore #transformation #inanimatetf #foodtf #candytf
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Forwarding a friend an inanimateTF hypnofile is such a casually cruel way to never hear from them again.

Imaging receiving a weirdly titled video from me in DMs. going "What the hell is this?", pressing play and before you know it, you and your phone hit the floor. Laying there as unmoving object~
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Had a VERY cosy night indeed with @snakesareperfect.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Might've gotten carried away...
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Cozy night with @eevmaster.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I should be less long shaped and more orb shaped...
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I love collaring big dommy preds who I know are actually super shy and sensitive.

Dragging them around on walks from town to town. Watching my favorite population thinner do what they do best before waddling them back home.

Pampering them, rubbing those bulges and calling them a good pet~ 😘
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Gulpr is kinda funny because I can (affectionately) kinkshame my friends in real time.
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I DON'T HAVE AN INVITE CODE. I GAVE IT OUT ALREADY.
Couple dozen folks keep asking me for mine. I don't have one.
My experience with Gulpr so far has been contacts I haven't seen in a hot minute liking me, pleasantly surprising me and then I saw they've already been digested lol
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I know I've been Yoshi posting lately but y'all... I really wanna be converted into an egg... 🥚💦
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Yoshi Kai slurping down a tasty Hexel and converting him into a cute egg. Maybe he'll become a yoshi when he hatches...?~

🎨: @scalesack.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Let me love and cherish your soul while my insides dissolve and erase your body~
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 AM
My experience with Gulpr so far has been contacts I haven't seen in a hot minute liking me, pleasantly surprising me and then I saw they've already been digested lol
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM