SnakesArePerfect
@snakesareperfect.bsky.social
Hello I'm Kai "The Sea Serpent". AD of @kaitheseaserpent.bsky.social
30 - He/Him - Pansexual - Switch
18+ ONLY! DMs Open. Happy to chat! NO RP.
Expect lots of vore, transformation and other weird stuff!
https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect
30 - He/Him - Pansexual - Switch
18+ ONLY! DMs Open. Happy to chat! NO RP.
Expect lots of vore, transformation and other weird stuff!
https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect
Whatever you have in between your legs should get nullified when you're mere seconds away from cumming. It's a good time forever always being horny with no sign of that brainfog ever going away! I totally won't tease you when you're in such a peril, needy state. Forever~ 😘
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Whatever you have in between your legs should get nullified when you're mere seconds away from cumming. It's a good time forever always being horny with no sign of that brainfog ever going away! I totally won't tease you when you're in such a peril, needy state. Forever~ 😘
Perma stories where "victims" see someone else get eaten, transformed or something else and go. "ME NEXT?? 👀💦"
They see the risks, they know this'll be the end of their current existence and they can't help but desire it.
Everything lead up to this, and they're throwing it away for a quick thrill.
They see the risks, they know this'll be the end of their current existence and they can't help but desire it.
Everything lead up to this, and they're throwing it away for a quick thrill.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Perma stories where "victims" see someone else get eaten, transformed or something else and go. "ME NEXT?? 👀💦"
They see the risks, they know this'll be the end of their current existence and they can't help but desire it.
Everything lead up to this, and they're throwing it away for a quick thrill.
They see the risks, they know this'll be the end of their current existence and they can't help but desire it.
Everything lead up to this, and they're throwing it away for a quick thrill.
I wanna go feral and absolutely drench your body and fur with my hungry salivating maw... 🤤
February 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I wanna go feral and absolutely drench your body and fur with my hungry salivating maw... 🤤
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@carnebitesback.bsky.social made both @snakesareperfect.bsky.social and I into roos for the month! So ye. Happy Febrooary!
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
@carnebitesback.bsky.social made both @snakesareperfect.bsky.social and I into roos for the month! So ye. Happy Febrooary!
The other day a friend of mine referred to normal pregnancy as fpreg and I'm still thinking about it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The other day a friend of mine referred to normal pregnancy as fpreg and I'm still thinking about it.
I need to get my cuteness aggression in check because I burst my friends into an explosion of confetti with my tight coiled hugs...
Everyone is so cute I kinda wanna squeeze them super duper tight. 🐍💙
Everyone is so cute I kinda wanna squeeze them super duper tight. 🐍💙
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I need to get my cuteness aggression in check because I burst my friends into an explosion of confetti with my tight coiled hugs...
Everyone is so cute I kinda wanna squeeze them super duper tight. 🐍💙
Everyone is so cute I kinda wanna squeeze them super duper tight. 🐍💙
Seeing big, large, fatfurs should make me prey brained. (It does)
But it also REALLY makes me pred brained~
But it also REALLY makes me pred brained~
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Seeing big, large, fatfurs should make me prey brained. (It does)
But it also REALLY makes me pred brained~
But it also REALLY makes me pred brained~
Kai should be careful when he's touching someone else's snacks. He may risk becoming a snack himself!
🎨: @looffuz.gay
#vore #oralvore #transformation #inanimatetf #foodtf #candytf
🎨: @looffuz.gay
#vore #oralvore #transformation #inanimatetf #foodtf #candytf
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Kai should be careful when he's touching someone else's snacks. He may risk becoming a snack himself!
🎨: @looffuz.gay
#vore #oralvore #transformation #inanimatetf #foodtf #candytf
🎨: @looffuz.gay
#vore #oralvore #transformation #inanimatetf #foodtf #candytf
Forwarding a friend an inanimateTF hypnofile is such a casually cruel way to never hear from them again.
Imaging receiving a weirdly titled video from me in DMs. going "What the hell is this?", pressing play and before you know it, you and your phone hit the floor. Laying there as unmoving object~
Imaging receiving a weirdly titled video from me in DMs. going "What the hell is this?", pressing play and before you know it, you and your phone hit the floor. Laying there as unmoving object~
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Forwarding a friend an inanimateTF hypnofile is such a casually cruel way to never hear from them again.
Imaging receiving a weirdly titled video from me in DMs. going "What the hell is this?", pressing play and before you know it, you and your phone hit the floor. Laying there as unmoving object~
Imaging receiving a weirdly titled video from me in DMs. going "What the hell is this?", pressing play and before you know it, you and your phone hit the floor. Laying there as unmoving object~
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Had a VERY cosy night indeed with @snakesareperfect.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Had a VERY cosy night indeed with @snakesareperfect.bsky.social
Might've gotten carried away...
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Might've gotten carried away...
Cozy night with @eevmaster.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Cozy night with @eevmaster.bsky.social
I should be less long shaped and more orb shaped...
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I should be less long shaped and more orb shaped...
I love collaring big dommy preds who I know are actually super shy and sensitive.
Dragging them around on walks from town to town. Watching my favorite population thinner do what they do best before waddling them back home.
Pampering them, rubbing those bulges and calling them a good pet~ 😘
Dragging them around on walks from town to town. Watching my favorite population thinner do what they do best before waddling them back home.
Pampering them, rubbing those bulges and calling them a good pet~ 😘
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I love collaring big dommy preds who I know are actually super shy and sensitive.
Dragging them around on walks from town to town. Watching my favorite population thinner do what they do best before waddling them back home.
Pampering them, rubbing those bulges and calling them a good pet~ 😘
Dragging them around on walks from town to town. Watching my favorite population thinner do what they do best before waddling them back home.
Pampering them, rubbing those bulges and calling them a good pet~ 😘
Gulpr is kinda funny because I can (affectionately) kinkshame my friends in real time.
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Gulpr is kinda funny because I can (affectionately) kinkshame my friends in real time.
I DON'T HAVE AN INVITE CODE. I GAVE IT OUT ALREADY.
Couple dozen folks keep asking me for mine. I don't have one.
Couple dozen folks keep asking me for mine. I don't have one.
My experience with Gulpr so far has been contacts I haven't seen in a hot minute liking me, pleasantly surprising me and then I saw they've already been digested lol
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I DON'T HAVE AN INVITE CODE. I GAVE IT OUT ALREADY.
Couple dozen folks keep asking me for mine. I don't have one.
Couple dozen folks keep asking me for mine. I don't have one.
I know I've been Yoshi posting lately but y'all... I really wanna be converted into an egg... 🥚💦
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I know I've been Yoshi posting lately but y'all... I really wanna be converted into an egg... 🥚💦
Yoshi Kai slurping down a tasty Hexel and converting him into a cute egg. Maybe he'll become a yoshi when he hatches...?~
🎨: @scalesack.bsky.social
🎨: @scalesack.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Yoshi Kai slurping down a tasty Hexel and converting him into a cute egg. Maybe he'll become a yoshi when he hatches...?~
🎨: @scalesack.bsky.social
🎨: @scalesack.bsky.social
Let me love and cherish your soul while my insides dissolve and erase your body~
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Let me love and cherish your soul while my insides dissolve and erase your body~
My experience with Gulpr so far has been contacts I haven't seen in a hot minute liking me, pleasantly surprising me and then I saw they've already been digested lol
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
My experience with Gulpr so far has been contacts I haven't seen in a hot minute liking me, pleasantly surprising me and then I saw they've already been digested lol
When I tease someone in VRC I legitimately lock in and get tunnel visioned. Keeping that person in my sights. Filling their head with lots of fun scenarios that's guaranteed to work them up.
So I find it funny when I'm done, I realize I caused slash damage to everyone else nearby from what I said.
So I find it funny when I'm done, I realize I caused slash damage to everyone else nearby from what I said.
January 26, 2026 at 6:19 PM
When I tease someone in VRC I legitimately lock in and get tunnel visioned. Keeping that person in my sights. Filling their head with lots of fun scenarios that's guaranteed to work them up.
So I find it funny when I'm done, I realize I caused slash damage to everyone else nearby from what I said.
So I find it funny when I'm done, I realize I caused slash damage to everyone else nearby from what I said.
With how bitter and cold this snow storm is, I'm gonna end up as a snakecicle. 🥶
Maybe come spring I'll thaw back to normal. Just to find out I melt into a puddle instead. 💦
Maybe come spring I'll thaw back to normal. Just to find out I melt into a puddle instead. 💦
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
With how bitter and cold this snow storm is, I'm gonna end up as a snakecicle. 🥶
Maybe come spring I'll thaw back to normal. Just to find out I melt into a puddle instead. 💦
Maybe come spring I'll thaw back to normal. Just to find out I melt into a puddle instead. 💦
Echoing this. Don't engage with me if you support this administration and its lackey terrorist group.
By the way if you support the actions of this administration or ICE in any possible, feasible way, no matter how miniscule
You fucking make me sick
Fuck you, block me
You fucking make me sick
Fuck you, block me
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Echoing this. Don't engage with me if you support this administration and its lackey terrorist group.
Found a cozy spot to chill on this beach.
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Found a cozy spot to chill on this beach.
I started two romhacks for both Pokemon and Yoshi's Island and now I'm very vorny for both of those game's creatures.
Both have lots of good contenders for preds and prey... 😵💫💦
Both have lots of good contenders for preds and prey... 😵💫💦
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I started two romhacks for both Pokemon and Yoshi's Island and now I'm very vorny for both of those game's creatures.
Both have lots of good contenders for preds and prey... 😵💫💦
Both have lots of good contenders for preds and prey... 😵💫💦