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Snail Simulator
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The World's Greatest Snail MMO™

Steam Page: snailsim.com

Profile pic by https://bsky.app/profile/cranberruu.bsky.social
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Next Snail Party is scheduled!

Sat Jan 31 @ 6 PM Pacific / 9 PM Eastern / Sun Feb 1 @ 1 PM AEST
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Snail Simulator is 40% off / $2.99 USD!

It's Steam Winter Sale time!

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Save 40% on Snail Simulator on Steam
Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!
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December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Snail Sim is 25% off / $3.74 USD!

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Save 25% on Snail Simulator on Steam
Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!
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December 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Super cute new merch by @jam-n-tea.bsky.social

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December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Screenshots from today's Snarty!
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Snail Party is TODAY!

Noon Pacific / 3 PM Eastern / 8 PM UTC!
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Heck it's been a good week.

We just hit 1,000 reviews on Steam with a 98% positive review rate!! Thank you all so much 😭 I've been feeling overwhelmed and grateful for the Snommunity and the growth this last week 💞
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Snail Party! We lined up for a group photo 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 youtu.be/Lk6EnNPiAoI?...
Snail Party! We lined up for a group photo 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
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November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Snail Party Sat Nov 22 @ noon PT / 3 PM ET!

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November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Snail Sim is 50% off!

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Save 50% on Snail Simulator on Steam
Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!
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November 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Snail Sim is 50% off / $2.49 USD!

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Save 50% on Snail Simulator on Steam
Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!
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September 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Snail Party Tomorrow!

Sat Sep 20 @ 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET

Discord event: discord.gg/SnailSim?eve...

Steam event: store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...
Join the Snail Simulator ๑ï ๑ï ๑ï Discord Server!
Come snail around with us! Official server for Snail Simulator, the world's greatest snail MMO | 3475 members
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September 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Next Snail Party Scheduled!

Sat Sep 20 @ 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET!

Discord event: discord.gg/snailsim?eve...

Steam event: store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...
September 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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August 30th Snail Party! We lined up for a picture 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
September 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Snail Party starts in an hour!

Join on Twitch to coordinate with the snorde (snail horde)! snailsim.com/twitch

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August 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Come Bongo Cat with the snails

Room ID: 86lqgfS1LB
August 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Today's the day, snolks!

#FullMetalSlug

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July 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Have you ever wanted to be METAL?

Have you ever wanted to be SLUG?

Boy howdy do I have just the thing for you!

FULL METAL SLUG releases this weekend! store.steampowered.com/app/3837000/...
Snail Simulator: Full Metal Slug on Steam
Have you ever wanted to be 🤘METAL🤘? Have you ever wanted to be ⛏️METAL⛏️? Have you ever wanted to be SLUG? Cast off thine heavy shell and become FULL METAL SLUG
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July 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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#FullMetalSlug coming this weekend!

Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/3837000/...
July 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Full Metal Slug releases in less than a week!

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July 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Full Metal Slug store page is live!

You can now wishlist the game 🥰

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Scheduled to release Fri Jul 25, just in time for our next party 🐌🐌🐌
Snail Simulator: Full Metal Slug on Steam
Have you ever wanted to be 🤘METAL🤘? Have you ever wanted to be ⛏️METAL⛏️? Have you ever wanted to be SLUG? Cast off thine heavy shell and become FULL METAL SLUG
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July 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Snail Party in one hour!
June 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Snail Sim is 80% off / $0.99 USD!!

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Save 80% on Snail Simulator on Steam
Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!
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June 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Snail Party tomorrow! Sat Jun 28 @ noon PT / 3 PM ET / 7 PM GMT

Discord event: discord.gg/SnailSim?eve...

Steam event: store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...
Join the Snail Simulator ๑ï ๑ï ๑ï Discord Server!
Come snail around with us! Official server for Snail Simulator, the world's greatest snail MMO | 3210 members
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June 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM