Avalon
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30, MN rantsman(🏳️⚧️ ♀) (formerly @ noanstamford)
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Avalon
@snafford.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Aight gonna try and start going by new, chosen name more broadly online.
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
THE CANONICAL TAKUMI POSITION
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 AM
THE CANONICAL TAKUMI POSITION
did stuffing used to kill you or something. just had an old lady ask us how "you have so many stuffed chickens in the case without worrying about food poisoning"
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
did stuffing used to kill you or something. just had an old lady ask us how "you have so many stuffed chickens in the case without worrying about food poisoning"
feelin weirdo nostalgic for the era where all MtG decks were named after cheap regional food
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
feelin weirdo nostalgic for the era where all MtG decks were named after cheap regional food
very funny to me that across the EU Obi-Wan has four notable crushes/love interests and three of them die. the only survivor is a crush he has as a teen who is never mentioned past the one book
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
very funny to me that across the EU Obi-Wan has four notable crushes/love interests and three of them die. the only survivor is a crush he has as a teen who is never mentioned past the one book
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
girl who thinks "hot allostatic load" is about how to shoot harder: been reading a lot lately 😏
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
girl who thinks "hot allostatic load" is about how to shoot harder: been reading a lot lately 😏
i was not familiar with Lamine Yamal but gotta say... critical support
Here's the entire Pokemon commercial also featuring Trevor Noah, Lamine Yamal, Lady Gaga, and others
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 AM
i was not familiar with Lamine Yamal but gotta say... critical support
gender euphoria moment: was fiddling with something and without thinking abt it held my forearms against my chest right under my boobs... just feels very comforting 🥰
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 AM
gender euphoria moment: was fiddling with something and without thinking abt it held my forearms against my chest right under my boobs... just feels very comforting 🥰
y'all ever just get overwhelmed by the knowledge that the people who objectively give you more material support than anyone else also don't see you as a distinct ensouled human being worthy of respect outside of their own projected goals
or is that just me
or is that just me
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
y'all ever just get overwhelmed by the knowledge that the people who objectively give you more material support than anyone else also don't see you as a distinct ensouled human being worthy of respect outside of their own projected goals
or is that just me
or is that just me
ACAB includes Hy-Vee dieticians
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
ACAB includes Hy-Vee dieticians
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this can't be left out
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
this can't be left out
feel like i need to say this next time I get a shot
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
feel like i need to say this next time I get a shot
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FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
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Cancel all our meetings, time to invent the Jorts TCG
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Cancel all our meetings, time to invent the Jorts TCG
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star war book is OBSESSED with talking abt this character's feet. i swear it's mentioned in all of her scenes
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
star war book is OBSESSED with talking abt this character's feet. i swear it's mentioned in all of her scenes
ok this rules so fuckin hard for a just-after-RotJ scene
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
ok this rules so fuckin hard for a just-after-RotJ scene
good god I LOVE to see assholes like this banished into the absurdity mines
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
good god I LOVE to see assholes like this banished into the absurdity mines
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he's soooooooo washed he's DOOMED... Luke baby boy dial it down like 20%! you can force choke that thang LATER
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
he's soooooooo washed he's DOOMED... Luke baby boy dial it down like 20%! you can force choke that thang LATER
Catastrophic Failure to Deny The Lonely Girl
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Catastrophic Failure to Deny The Lonely Girl
GOOD BIRD youtube.com/shorts/xrCeq...
How This Bird Domesticated Humans
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
GOOD BIRD youtube.com/shorts/xrCeq...
me yesterday: i wonder if Lizzo will ever make a comeback. like yeah apparently kind of an asshole but ppl come back from worse
now: ah well nevertheless
now: ah well nevertheless
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
me yesterday: i wonder if Lizzo will ever make a comeback. like yeah apparently kind of an asshole but ppl come back from worse
now: ah well nevertheless
now: ah well nevertheless