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30, MN rantsman(🏳️‍⚧️ ♀) (formerly @ noanstamford)
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Aight gonna try and start going by new, chosen name more broadly online.

Out with Noah, in with Avalon
Looked up That One Pool and didn't realize it had a wikipedia article. What an eventful life.
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
- Itagaki Taisuke, 1876 (maybe)
Katanas are fucking disgusting and won't exist under liberalism
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I DIDN'T REALIZE BRYAN FULLER'S FIRST MOVIE COMES OUT THIS WEEK

STARRING MADS MIKKELSEN AS A HITMAN HIRED BY A LITTLE GIRL TO KILL A MONSTER UNDER HER BED
ok so i'm rewatching Hannibal. outstanding show my hair's on end i'm screaming constantly yadda yadda. Who the fuck thought the Hannibal + Alana Bloom relationship made any sense
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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[wearing my sickos t shirt whilst smiling so wide im like Jack Nicholsons Joker] oh wow, that sounds sooooo bad
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
ruined my gf's new special interest for her ♥️💕 love herrrrr
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
yeehaww
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ok so i'm rewatching Hannibal. outstanding show my hair's on end i'm screaming constantly yadda yadda. Who the fuck thought the Hannibal + Alana Bloom relationship made any sense
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
...is this a Christmas cover of Train's Calling All Angels, to the tune of Joy To the World?????
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I don't think cis people should learn to code. I think when they do it they're reinforcing gentrification.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
who put this four hour abstract documentary in the pornography section
The Interview vol.114 Nurses, Unemployed Girls, The Women Of Kyoto - These Days I Can Somewhat See Women's True Feelings
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I never realised how funny the guild wars skill icons are for ritualist
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Spongebob Squarepants as a character is Māori-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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happy six year anniversary to the most relatable Biden moment ever
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
me: uuuurgh being sick suuuucks i hate just lying in bed drifting in and out of sleep

my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though

me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
thinking abt how in the Legion of Superheroes future a big computer picks three people who'd be good at it (but are all pretty different from each other) to run for EarthGov president, then they have 24 hours to campaign, then the election happens
you ever think about how much better wed be doing if literally every elected position was determined by lottery?
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
GAY-ASS HOMEOFSEXUAL JUST KISS ALREADY
MHA both deeply straight and deeply gay

not bisexual (generally, some exceptions)

both straight and gay
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Gerard Way is Gerard Way's Remilia Scarlet.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
tiny tiny amount of sore throat which means i'm out of commission and will only survive if a woman sucks my nipples 😔
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM