SmuttySistersBookclub
@smuttysistersbc.bsky.social
Kris(she/her)
Reader,reviewer, writer
LGBTQIA+
Mature Content 🔞
Nerd Stuff
Not a pornbot, just kinda horny
Reader,reviewer, writer
LGBTQIA+
Mature Content 🔞
Nerd Stuff
Not a pornbot, just kinda horny
Pinned
Quick Smutty intro:
-Reader, writer, and reviewer
-Lego and Ghibli fanatic
-CW mfa
-Former Theatre Professor
-Queer
-Neurodivergent
-MILF
-Married
-Goblin
-Fat girl fashionista
-Huge Trans supporter(don’t even try any transphobic bs you’ll be mocked and blocked)
-DMs are open for book recs
-Reader, writer, and reviewer
-Lego and Ghibli fanatic
-CW mfa
-Former Theatre Professor
-Queer
-Neurodivergent
-MILF
-Married
-Goblin
-Fat girl fashionista
-Huge Trans supporter(don’t even try any transphobic bs you’ll be mocked and blocked)
-DMs are open for book recs
You know why people who bend their will to Dump and all his bullshit are the worst? Cause that mf isn’t even a believable bully he’s a frail old man with Swiss cheese brain who regularly shits himself. Y’all are afraid of Mermaid Man fr
May 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You know why people who bend their will to Dump and all his bullshit are the worst? Cause that mf isn’t even a believable bully he’s a frail old man with Swiss cheese brain who regularly shits himself. Y’all are afraid of Mermaid Man fr
I think I might wanna just become a bot at this point . . .
. . .
“Is cheese a vegetable?🤔”
. . .
“Is cheese a vegetable?🤔”
May 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think I might wanna just become a bot at this point . . .
. . .
“Is cheese a vegetable?🤔”
. . .
“Is cheese a vegetable?🤔”
RIP dad . . . You would’ve loved fent
May 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
RIP dad . . . You would’ve loved fent
Wet Wednesday from my silly face:
April 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wet Wednesday from my silly face:
They should know better, and yet . . .
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They should know better, and yet . . .
I would’ve failed miserably at twitter and that makes me feel mildly better about never having joined
April 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I would’ve failed miserably at twitter and that makes me feel mildly better about never having joined
Don’t worry. We’ll always be watching.
April 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Don’t worry. We’ll always be watching.
Evening crazies and jellyspoons . . .
April 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Evening crazies and jellyspoons . . .
Goldilocks is about white entitlement
April 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Goldilocks is about white entitlement
Do I love Canada? Yes, I do. Will I ever forgive them for Caillou. No, I will not.
April 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Do I love Canada? Yes, I do. Will I ever forgive them for Caillou. No, I will not.
This is a Nancy Mace hate account cause it’s my account and I hate her
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is a Nancy Mace hate account cause it’s my account and I hate her
I am susceptible to bad influence. Exhibit A: my fake teeth
Exhibit B: these things
Exhibit B: these things
April 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am susceptible to bad influence. Exhibit A: my fake teeth
Exhibit B: these things
Exhibit B: these things
I have named my bidet Benny 🙂↕️
April 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have named my bidet Benny 🙂↕️
I just got a bidet installed!!!
April 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I just got a bidet installed!!!
“I’ve wandered in from the wilds and witnessed the feral side of humanity”, she says after a crazy time down at the local Chili’s
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“I’ve wandered in from the wilds and witnessed the feral side of humanity”, she says after a crazy time down at the local Chili’s
He just wants to know why I do this to myself:
April 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He just wants to know why I do this to myself:
My stomach is making a lot of noises, and none of them are very promising
April 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My stomach is making a lot of noises, and none of them are very promising
I tried to make a video of me saying this, but I look crazy so you just have to read it for yourself:
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I tried to make a video of me saying this, but I look crazy so you just have to read it for yourself:
Sun roasted wieners:
April 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sun roasted wieners:
I’m gonna show y’all my Lego stuff and you’re just gonna have to look at it! Look at it!!!!
April 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m gonna show y’all my Lego stuff and you’re just gonna have to look at it! Look at it!!!!
Good morning:
April 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good morning:
Hey y’all! How’s it been?!
a man in a purple jacket is dancing on a stage with the words so what did i miss above him
ALT: a man in a purple jacket is dancing on a stage with the words so what did i miss above him
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Hey y’all! How’s it been?!
I’d fuck Alfred Molina’s voice if I could
March 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’d fuck Alfred Molina’s voice if I could
Am I too lazy to get my eyebrows done, or am I just trying to emulate Luigi Mangione?
March 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Am I too lazy to get my eyebrows done, or am I just trying to emulate Luigi Mangione?