Super Mario Sunshine Hidden Shines
@smsunshines.bsky.social
Listing out some of the more obscure Shine Sprites. Have you come across any of these on your tropical adventure?
Parody of / inspired by @sm64stars.bsky.social
Parody of / inspired by @sm64stars.bsky.social
Constipation With Frustration
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Constipation With Frustration
Wouldn’t It Be Funny if I Killed You and You Died
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Wouldn’t It Be Funny if I Killed You and You Died
The Horror
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The Horror
Sand in Your Ass
February 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Sand in Your Ass
Bro Shut Up For a Moment Did You See They Made Woke Miis Hoooly Shit
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Bro Shut Up For a Moment Did You See They Made Woke Miis Hoooly Shit
Scrub My Bells
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Scrub My Bells
Turbo Nozzle Fuckass Garbage Busted Bullshit
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Turbo Nozzle Fuckass Garbage Busted Bullshit
10 Thousand Cataquacks Vs. the Military
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
10 Thousand Cataquacks Vs. the Military
Go in My Fuckin Bottle and Collect My Teeny Tiny Trinkets
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Go in My Fuckin Bottle and Collect My Teeny Tiny Trinkets
The Woke Left Wants to Turn It Into Noki Gay
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The Woke Left Wants to Turn It Into Noki Gay
I Miiiiiiiight Have Just FLUDDed My Pants
January 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I Miiiiiiiight Have Just FLUDDed My Pants
A Pornography Predicament
January 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
A Pornography Predicament
Wait, They Aren't Called Piñatas? A Little Late to Be Telling Me That... Oopsie Doodles
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Wait, They Aren't Called Piñatas? A Little Late to Be Telling Me That... Oopsie Doodles
Lead Poisoning at Ricco Harbor
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Lead Poisoning at Ricco Harbor
Nah Shine Sprites in the Big 26 Is Wild
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Nah Shine Sprites in the Big 26 Is Wild
Wario Appears During This Shine But Ends Up Colliding With a Pianta and Subsequently Drowns in One of the Hotel Delfino Swimming Pools Which Sends Him Into a Coma for Two Weeks So He Can't Really Show Up Again Sorry
December 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wario Appears During This Shine But Ends Up Colliding With a Pianta and Subsequently Drowns in One of the Hotel Delfino Swimming Pools Which Sends Him Into a Coma for Two Weeks So He Can't Really Show Up Again Sorry
Before We Start, I'd Like to Talk About Squarespace! The Sponsor of Today's Shine Sprite
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Before We Start, I'd Like to Talk About Squarespace! The Sponsor of Today's Shine Sprite
Hope You Like the Taste of Sand
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hope You Like the Taste of Sand
I Would Give a Hint for How to Collect This Shine Within This Mission's Title But I'm In The Mood to Piss You Off So You're Entirely On Your Own
December 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I Would Give a Hint for How to Collect This Shine Within This Mission's Title But I'm In The Mood to Piss You Off So You're Entirely On Your Own
How Wet Can You Get?
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How Wet Can You Get?
Yoshi's Only Getting Worse We'll Have to Put Him Down
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yoshi's Only Getting Worse We'll Have to Put Him Down
Christmas Challenge: Anti-Santa's Holiday Wrath!
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Christmas Challenge: Anti-Santa's Holiday Wrath!
Whatever Floats Your Scrote
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Whatever Floats Your Scrote
Fuck Around, Find Out
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Fuck Around, Find Out
Literally Just Fucking Kill Toadsworth. Make Him Dead. I Don't Even Give a Shit Anymore
December 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Literally Just Fucking Kill Toadsworth. Make Him Dead. I Don't Even Give a Shit Anymore