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Three feet more than 2025!
Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need anything else besides chicken tenders?
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need anything else besides chicken tenders?
Switch up the whole game
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Switch up the whole game
Demon slayer season 8: nezuko can fly Airbus 8380 and does so into demon Michael Jackson’s upsidedown
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Demon slayer season 8: nezuko can fly Airbus 8380 and does so into demon Michael Jackson’s upsidedown
The only Grammy I’m accepting tonight is
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The only Grammy I’m accepting tonight is
Groundhog Day? When you ground my hog all day? Grownd? Gridnded?
February 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Groundhog Day? When you ground my hog all day? Grownd? Gridnded?
I like the feeling when you get out of bed for the first time after a long night of sleeping and your feet squish into the ground.
July 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I like the feeling when you get out of bed for the first time after a long night of sleeping and your feet squish into the ground.
New pope more dope
May 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
New pope more dope
Alright gang help me workshop this one please: Trying to distract the candy Kings most fearsome knight with world’s largest marshmallow farm while we stand over the grave he forced me to dig for myself
April 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Alright gang help me workshop this one please: Trying to distract the candy Kings most fearsome knight with world’s largest marshmallow farm while we stand over the grave he forced me to dig for myself
I’ve got plenty of friends i can name three right now
April 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’ve got plenty of friends i can name three right now
Found the fucker
April 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Found the fucker
I got the cops app
April 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I got the cops app
I stopped T-bagging the cat
April 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I stopped T-bagging the cat
Dont look it to me
April 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Dont look it to me
How do I make my feed just all art and shitposts I literally do not have the kindness left in my heart to read about trump anymore
April 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
How do I make my feed just all art and shitposts I literally do not have the kindness left in my heart to read about trump anymore
Just watched Pride and Predjudice (vulnerable 24 hours debuff)
April 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just watched Pride and Predjudice (vulnerable 24 hours debuff)
Everyone should have this it’s a human right
April 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Everyone should have this it’s a human right
I gotta rebuild my computer man these tops on my lap just don’t get me going
April 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I gotta rebuild my computer man these tops on my lap just don’t get me going
“She belongs at the club”
December 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
“She belongs at the club”
My roommates such a slob bro
December 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
My roommates such a slob bro
My gf is never more upset than when I t-bag her cat (animal)
December 17, 2024 at 4:34 PM
My gf is never more upset than when I t-bag her cat (animal)