Just got drinks with a guy who thinks Cassie was complicit in all the diddy stuff………….im actually going to puke!
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just got drinks with a guy who thinks Cassie was complicit in all the diddy stuff………….im actually going to puke!
There have been 3 buses 5, 6, and 9 minutes away for the last 10 minutes I’m literally going to kms
June 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There have been 3 buses 5, 6, and 9 minutes away for the last 10 minutes I’m literally going to kms
A little parade of daycare kids just walked by me while I was waiting for the bus and they all smiled and waved and one of the little girls said she loved my nails…scuse me while I melt
May 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A little parade of daycare kids just walked by me while I was waiting for the bus and they all smiled and waved and one of the little girls said she loved my nails…scuse me while I melt
Not my job asking me how flexible I am for my pto request this weekend that has been submitted since mid February
May 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Not my job asking me how flexible I am for my pto request this weekend that has been submitted since mid February
Not me buying another Beyoncé ticket
May 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Not me buying another Beyoncé ticket
The pope being from Chicago is the funniest fucking thing bc????
May 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The pope being from Chicago is the funniest fucking thing bc????
Of course Huntington is having “technical delays” with my paycheck on the same day I’m going to get my hair done
May 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Of course Huntington is having “technical delays” with my paycheck on the same day I’m going to get my hair done
My coworker paying $1700 for her luxury studio in uptown is so funny to me because there is absolutely nothing to justify that
May 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My coworker paying $1700 for her luxury studio in uptown is so funny to me because there is absolutely nothing to justify that
Me: wondering why I’m so tired
Also me: not having a day off in 2 weeks
Also me: not having a day off in 2 weeks
May 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me: wondering why I’m so tired
Also me: not having a day off in 2 weeks
Also me: not having a day off in 2 weeks
Does anyone know what “not taking yourself too seriously” actually means
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Does anyone know what “not taking yourself too seriously” actually means
I can’t believe I’ll be in the same room as Beyoncé in 2 weeks
April 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I can’t believe I’ll be in the same room as Beyoncé in 2 weeks
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I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste
April 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste
Reposted by stephanie
I'm so glad that moving forward I will not receive more information about anything ever
April 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm so glad that moving forward I will not receive more information about anything ever
Just watched the white lotus finale and I’m just supposed to go to bed now?????
April 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just watched the white lotus finale and I’m just supposed to go to bed now?????
Nobody at my gym today is reracking their weights I feel insane
April 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Nobody at my gym today is reracking their weights I feel insane
Just did a set of 8 inverted single leg press at 205lb I can’t wait to kick someone in the balls
April 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just did a set of 8 inverted single leg press at 205lb I can’t wait to kick someone in the balls
Just saw someone’s wedding menu with “marry me chicken” on it…what in the Facebook ass recipe
April 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just saw someone’s wedding menu with “marry me chicken” on it…what in the Facebook ass recipe
Men who take selfie videos give me the ick to no end
April 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Men who take selfie videos give me the ick to no end
Actually Huntington I don’t think it’s my business to know that I spent $250 on uber last month
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Actually Huntington I don’t think it’s my business to know that I spent $250 on uber last month
Plotting a cute multifunctional congrats on the baby gift for my brother and his wife bc I did not get them a wedding gift and I can’t wait to put it together and give it to them
April 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Plotting a cute multifunctional congrats on the baby gift for my brother and his wife bc I did not get them a wedding gift and I can’t wait to put it together and give it to them
Strayed it of my usual leg/glute day routine which was a mistake however I did hip thrust 190 so was it really a mistake
April 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Strayed it of my usual leg/glute day routine which was a mistake however I did hip thrust 190 so was it really a mistake
Browsing apartments for fun and move in fees have gone from $300 to $1000???
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Browsing apartments for fun and move in fees have gone from $300 to $1000???
On hinge again or as I like to call it, window shopping
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
On hinge again or as I like to call it, window shopping
Why does this new Ari have me kinda wrecked
April 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why does this new Ari have me kinda wrecked
Took me 3 days of saying “my future niece/nephew” to start calling them baby D. Anyway I can’t wait to be the world’s greatest aunt and it will be my entire personality now
March 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Took me 3 days of saying “my future niece/nephew” to start calling them baby D. Anyway I can’t wait to be the world’s greatest aunt and it will be my entire personality now