SmoothHeaded
@smoothheaded.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 who likes reading, video games (classic 2D preferred), LEGO, cooking/baking, and making an absolute mess with watercolors.
👬 (@orphanrefugee.bsky.social)
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My time away has been really nice. I’m going to try & find better balance with this app. That said, I favor IRL connection, so reach out if you want to connect outside of this virtual hellscape.
DM or hit me on S i g n a l: smoothheaded.69
Some things I’ve been up to… details in the alt-text.
😘
DM or hit me on S i g n a l: smoothheaded.69
Some things I’ve been up to… details in the alt-text.
😘
My time away has been really nice. I’m going to try & find better balance with this app. That said, I favor IRL connection, so reach out if you want to connect outside of this virtual hellscape.
DM or hit me on S i g n a l: smoothheaded.69
Some things I’ve been up to… details in the alt-text.
😘
DM or hit me on S i g n a l: smoothheaded.69
Some things I’ve been up to… details in the alt-text.
😘
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My time away has been really nice. I’m going to try & find better balance with this app. That said, I favor IRL connection, so reach out if you want to connect outside of this virtual hellscape.
DM or hit me on S i g n a l: smoothheaded.69
Some things I’ve been up to… details in the alt-text.
😘
DM or hit me on S i g n a l: smoothheaded.69
Some things I’ve been up to… details in the alt-text.
😘
Ran our errands yesterday. Other than a nice 4 mile walk and lunch, I’ve been on the couch either napping, watching TV, or playing my xbox. 10/10 day.
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Ran our errands yesterday. Other than a nice 4 mile walk and lunch, I’ve been on the couch either napping, watching TV, or playing my xbox. 10/10 day.
In a disappointing development, I put on clothes.
It is lovely outside, though.
It is lovely outside, though.
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
In a disappointing development, I put on clothes.
It is lovely outside, though.
It is lovely outside, though.
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As we’re entering year four of my Drink & Draw event, I thought I’d change up the graphics a bit. Join us January 27th as we draw Billy!
www.codyshipman.com/events/drink...
www.codyshipman.com/events/drink...
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
As we’re entering year four of my Drink & Draw event, I thought I’d change up the graphics a bit. Join us January 27th as we draw Billy!
www.codyshipman.com/events/drink...
www.codyshipman.com/events/drink...
Alicia Edwards, you will always be famous.
a drag queen with a very large red wig on
ALT: a drag queen with a very large red wig on
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January 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Alicia Edwards, you will always be famous.
Wait, ROBIN is in this game? I can’t wait to bend that twink over and break him in half.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Wait, ROBIN is in this game? I can’t wait to bend that twink over and break him in half.
New Rule:
Any time a work holiday lands on Tuesday or Thursday, the Monday or Friday should also be a day off.
So it is written, so it shall be.
Any time a work holiday lands on Tuesday or Thursday, the Monday or Friday should also be a day off.
So it is written, so it shall be.
a judge is sitting in a courtroom with her hands in the air and the words `` case closed '' written on the screen .
ALT: a judge is sitting in a courtroom with her hands in the air and the words `` case closed '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
New Rule:
Any time a work holiday lands on Tuesday or Thursday, the Monday or Friday should also be a day off.
So it is written, so it shall be.
Any time a work holiday lands on Tuesday or Thursday, the Monday or Friday should also be a day off.
So it is written, so it shall be.
Hey, I’m crippling work stress from doing the job of 3 people (which lead to having a brain aneurysm that had ~2 weeks before it would have ruptured).
Nice to meet you! 🤝
Nice to meet you! 🤝
January 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Hey, I’m crippling work stress from doing the job of 3 people (which lead to having a brain aneurysm that had ~2 weeks before it would have ruptured).
Nice to meet you! 🤝
Nice to meet you! 🤝
Someone come hold me back in bed. I don’t wanna go to work today. 😩😩
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Someone come hold me back in bed. I don’t wanna go to work today. 😩😩
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Brooklyn Hytes: “If you could speak to them, what would you say to little Sami Landri”
*presents photo*
*presents photo*
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Brooklyn Hytes: “If you could speak to them, what would you say to little Sami Landri”
*presents photo*
*presents photo*
Oh, just dancing around the kitchen in a thong, cooking dinner, and dancing to Girlfriend by *NSYNC. You?
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Oh, just dancing around the kitchen in a thong, cooking dinner, and dancing to Girlfriend by *NSYNC. You?
This makes my brain itch.
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This makes my brain itch.
Finished Arkham Asylum last week and started Arkham City this week.
WOW, there’s so much more in City. Really liked Asylum, LOVING City.
Plus, playing as Catwoman? Fuck yeah!
WOW, there’s so much more in City. Really liked Asylum, LOVING City.
Plus, playing as Catwoman? Fuck yeah!
a close up of a man in a batman costume
ALT: a close up of a man in a batman costume
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Finished Arkham Asylum last week and started Arkham City this week.
WOW, there’s so much more in City. Really liked Asylum, LOVING City.
Plus, playing as Catwoman? Fuck yeah!
WOW, there’s so much more in City. Really liked Asylum, LOVING City.
Plus, playing as Catwoman? Fuck yeah!
Ok, some things I want to accomplish this year:
1) New job/promotion
2) Keep practicing watercolor
3) Read 52 books
4) Continued progress on health journey
5) Keep working through social anxieties and make more local friends
6) No more brain aneurysms 🤣
1) New job/promotion
2) Keep practicing watercolor
3) Read 52 books
4) Continued progress on health journey
5) Keep working through social anxieties and make more local friends
6) No more brain aneurysms 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Ok, some things I want to accomplish this year:
1) New job/promotion
2) Keep practicing watercolor
3) Read 52 books
4) Continued progress on health journey
5) Keep working through social anxieties and make more local friends
6) No more brain aneurysms 🤣
1) New job/promotion
2) Keep practicing watercolor
3) Read 52 books
4) Continued progress on health journey
5) Keep working through social anxieties and make more local friends
6) No more brain aneurysms 🤣
Right now, there are only 2 Michaels. The one before onion rings and the one after onion rings.
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Right now, there are only 2 Michaels. The one before onion rings and the one after onion rings.
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Overheard* today: “Uh, excuse me? I don’t allow my bottoms to talk to me like that.”
*said 🤪🤣
*said 🤪🤣
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Overheard* today: “Uh, excuse me? I don’t allow my bottoms to talk to me like that.”
*said 🤪🤣
*said 🤪🤣
This is SO good.
Go get the recipe and fill yourself with holiday spirits.
Go get the recipe and fill yourself with holiday spirits.
Today is National Coquito Day, and my personal recipe is now available to download (for free) on my website! Go to www.j0micrafts.com, head over to the Freebies section, add the recipe to cart, and click checkout -- that's it!
Drink responsibly and have a happy holidays! 😘
Drink responsibly and have a happy holidays! 😘
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is SO good.
Go get the recipe and fill yourself with holiday spirits.
Go get the recipe and fill yourself with holiday spirits.
HBO, why you playin’?
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
HBO, why you playin’?