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smoothheaded.bsky.social
SmoothHeaded
@smoothheaded.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 who likes reading, video games (classic 2D preferred), LEGO, cooking/baking, and making an absolute mess with watercolors.

👬 (@orphanrefugee.bsky.social)
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Help me celebrate #humpday by accepting this gift.

Use it however you want. 👅💦
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Saw Die My Love today and… I’m going to need several moments to process. 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Not to brag, but…
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Keep getting updates on a Kickstarter that is never coming to fruition & it pisses me off every time because it feels shady AF.

Creator openly admits in updates the goal was never intended to fully cover costs, but language in the original campaign says otherwise. So, you lied?

Straight up scam.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hey, welcome to my Bluesky.
I think this might be the best dick pic I’ve ever taken… if you agree or if it makes you wanna see more: do me a favour and repost this for me, would ya?

Need someone who likes bruising their throat on brick-hard, uncut cock ;)
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Ooh, big stretch
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Things are getting a little wet today
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My strategy for winning is to distract you with my dickprint.
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Where’s your face going first?
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well, on an “IMAX” screen. Still, it was fun! Really enjoyed. Elle Fanning was great.
Predator: Badlands in IMAX. Wheeeeeee!!! So excited!! 🤪
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Predator: Badlands in IMAX. Wheeeeeee!!! So excited!! 🤪
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Cuddles and video games to start the morning.
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
On my Friday night shit again
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Looking for trouble today
March 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Be Player 2
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Clearly, it’s time to block the husband on here.
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don’t see how the number of servings in this package is any of my business.

I buy 1 package, I eat 1 package, 1 package is my serving.

I rest my case, your honor.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Oh, look, a mirror and me without pants again. Groundbreaking.
April 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Thong Thursday, you say?
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Help me celebrate #humpday by accepting this gift.

Use it however you want. 👅💦
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I have these four originals available on my shop currently.
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Give me all your candy 🍬
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Rot.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Not sure how this happened 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just sitting here relaxing, why?
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM