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@smollfries.bsky.social
Weird and afraid of everything, not a magician or a wizard
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
Being poor is so stressful
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Being poor is so stressful
I wish I'd slept more than an hour last night, I'm taking a nap immediately after MB gets picked up lol
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I wish I'd slept more than an hour last night, I'm taking a nap immediately after MB gets picked up lol
I know I'd regret it since I never have any money and I have zero life skills but I just want to get rid of everything I own and start over
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I know I'd regret it since I never have any money and I have zero life skills but I just want to get rid of everything I own and start over
Listening to the country music I grew up with explains why I have such "high" expectations for love I guess
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Listening to the country music I grew up with explains why I have such "high" expectations for love I guess
I could be literally eating from a bowl and Zach would take it from my hands and put it in the sink
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I could be literally eating from a bowl and Zach would take it from my hands and put it in the sink
My dad made me a side table for my bedroom when I was younger and I so badly wish I still had it. I haven't fully scoured the barn for it but I assume it probably didn't make it through the fire 🥹
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
My dad made me a side table for my bedroom when I was younger and I so badly wish I still had it. I haven't fully scoured the barn for it but I assume it probably didn't make it through the fire 🥹
I so badly want a nice home but I don't know how anybody does it cus like one day of not doing everything and it's out of control again lol I can barely catch up let alone work on anything new 😭
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I so badly want a nice home but I don't know how anybody does it cus like one day of not doing everything and it's out of control again lol I can barely catch up let alone work on anything new 😭
Yes I would eat McDonald's
January 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Yes I would eat McDonald's
I think VIP did Angela a lil dirty tbh because I love her so many and I was so stoked to see the reel where they show her getting dressed up but her VIP episode is not what I'd hoped for 😭 her first idea where she said "I'm not gonna do that" would've been betterrrrr I think
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I think VIP did Angela a lil dirty tbh because I love her so many and I was so stoked to see the reel where they show her getting dressed up but her VIP episode is not what I'd hoped for 😭 her first idea where she said "I'm not gonna do that" would've been betterrrrr I think
Sometimes I worry I let Zach do too much around the house when I'm supposed to be the stay at home housekeeper then he asks me where multiple things go while unloading the dishwasher and I'm like no I think I'm fine lol
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes I worry I let Zach do too much around the house when I'm supposed to be the stay at home housekeeper then he asks me where multiple things go while unloading the dishwasher and I'm like no I think I'm fine lol
I recently expressed my annoyance at how often Zach says "soon" because it literally has no meaning from him it could be five minutes or five years, so today I go grab some socks to start our reset day and he's still sleeping and he says "I'll be up soon.... I mean Shortly" hahaha
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I recently expressed my annoyance at how often Zach says "soon" because it literally has no meaning from him it could be five minutes or five years, so today I go grab some socks to start our reset day and he's still sleeping and he says "I'll be up soon.... I mean Shortly" hahaha
I ordered body wash same day delivery from Amazon and was like 25 cents short so I added a lime to qualify and just got this email. Cool thanks I uh wouldn't have ordered that if I'd known I still wouldn't be getting any part of my order today lol
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I ordered body wash same day delivery from Amazon and was like 25 cents short so I added a lime to qualify and just got this email. Cool thanks I uh wouldn't have ordered that if I'd known I still wouldn't be getting any part of my order today lol
Ain't no road too long when we meet in the middle
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ain't no road too long when we meet in the middle
Our dogs have always laid down so forcefully and I always wondered why until I was thinking about it tonight and they probably learned to flop like a cat from their many cat siblings lol
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Our dogs have always laid down so forcefully and I always wondered why until I was thinking about it tonight and they probably learned to flop like a cat from their many cat siblings lol
My husband and I just had a like fifteen minute discussion about how dry it is in here and I need to dig out the humidifier etc before he remembered that the fan I bought him that he uses every night has a literal setting to where it mists water into the air lmao this is life changing
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
My husband and I just had a like fifteen minute discussion about how dry it is in here and I need to dig out the humidifier etc before he remembered that the fan I bought him that he uses every night has a literal setting to where it mists water into the air lmao this is life changing
I feel like if any other man talked to me like Nic does it would be weird lmao
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I feel like if any other man talked to me like Nic does it would be weird lmao
I love when I'm in the middle of a video and it's like OH AD TIME but the ad breaks everything and I just never get to finish the video
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love when I'm in the middle of a video and it's like OH AD TIME but the ad breaks everything and I just never get to finish the video
I'm napping in my old bedroom while Zach hangs out with the family and he got me all set up for my nap and even asked my mom for a hair dryer hahaha
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm napping in my old bedroom while Zach hangs out with the family and he got me all set up for my nap and even asked my mom for a hair dryer hahaha
I literally begged my mom not to call and text me over and over because I was up late and wanted to sleep until my alarm went off on Christmas so she of course texted me six times about nothing then called twice
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I literally begged my mom not to call and text me over and over because I was up late and wanted to sleep until my alarm went off on Christmas so she of course texted me six times about nothing then called twice
Zach is so obsessed with earbuds that if I buy myself some he's like yes sick thanks! one set makes cute anime girl noises and two sets are baby pink cus I thought maybe I could have a dedicated pair for myself but I haven't put them in my ears in forever and just bought myself a wired pair lol
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Zach is so obsessed with earbuds that if I buy myself some he's like yes sick thanks! one set makes cute anime girl noises and two sets are baby pink cus I thought maybe I could have a dedicated pair for myself but I haven't put them in my ears in forever and just bought myself a wired pair lol
Seven pairs of earbuds on your bedside table is crazytown
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Seven pairs of earbuds on your bedside table is crazytown
Zach has SEVEN sets of earbuds just within my view from my side of the bed and that's insane he has a problem I think
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Zach has SEVEN sets of earbuds just within my view from my side of the bed and that's insane he has a problem I think
Nobody thinks I'm as funny as I do
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nobody thinks I'm as funny as I do
My husband has this habit of lying in bed after bathing and we're running late so I'm tryna gently be like hi we have so many things to do so I was like okay grandpa joe I've got the golden ticket and I'm so mad he didn't get it cus I thought I was very funny
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My husband has this habit of lying in bed after bathing and we're running late so I'm tryna gently be like hi we have so many things to do so I was like okay grandpa joe I've got the golden ticket and I'm so mad he didn't get it cus I thought I was very funny
i'm never doing anything sketchy i don't want my husband to know about so he's chill to access any of my devices or whatever whenever he wants but my browser history is just embarrassing, a lot of second life slurls and searching "none pizza left beef" in 2025
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i'm never doing anything sketchy i don't want my husband to know about so he's chill to access any of my devices or whatever whenever he wants but my browser history is just embarrassing, a lot of second life slurls and searching "none pizza left beef" in 2025