°∵♢•professional shower singer··♢∴°
✧ youtaite, writer (V.N. Keane)
For now...I made a thing! Wanna read the light novel I'm working on?
www.honeyfeed.fm/u/38096/novels
For now...I made a thing! Wanna read the light novel I'm working on?
www.honeyfeed.fm/u/38096/novels
For now...I made a thing! Wanna read the light novel I'm working on?
www.honeyfeed.fm/u/38096/novels
Vibes are, maybe we write something down a piece of paper, light it up, and let the pieces scatter to the wind type shit ✌️☮️
Vibes are, maybe we write something down a piece of paper, light it up, and let the pieces scatter to the wind type shit ✌️☮️
I ate, and now I am less sad
I ate, and now I am less sad
>> She goes "You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you."
> I'm like "I can't help it! My voice is quiet!"
>>> My other roommate: "Um NO you AREN'T. When you want to be, you're loud as FUCK. Don't even pretend."
😂 Lemme be lazy, man!
>> She goes "You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you."
> I'm like "I can't help it! My voice is quiet!"
>>> My other roommate: "Um NO you AREN'T. When you want to be, you're loud as FUCK. Don't even pretend."
😂 Lemme be lazy, man!
...Bro gave me the DIRTIEST look and said "No" 😭
...Bro gave me the DIRTIEST look and said "No" 😭
So why is Shadowheart a lil brat? Why does Gale talk so much? And for the love of all things holy, why is Astarion useless to me in battle?
So why is Shadowheart a lil brat? Why does Gale talk so much? And for the love of all things holy, why is Astarion useless to me in battle?
I didn't get charged anything by my previous apartment 🥹 (the damage my cats did to the carpets had me WORRIED ngl) But instead they even refunded me a small amount 🙌
I didn't get charged anything by my previous apartment 🥹 (the damage my cats did to the carpets had me WORRIED ngl) But instead they even refunded me a small amount 🙌
Unfortunately I had to place a bunch of upfront maintenance requests, but they dropped off the CUTEST service notice 🥹
Unfortunately I had to place a bunch of upfront maintenance requests, but they dropped off the CUTEST service notice 🥹
And I was like "Dude, all queer people are equipped with a gaydar dontcha know?"
But then he told me he doesn't believe in having a "gaydar" 🥲
And I was like "Dude, all queer people are equipped with a gaydar dontcha know?"
But then he told me he doesn't believe in having a "gaydar" 🥲
Well, how ELSE am I going to also consume a whole bag of popcorn without overeating for lunch bro??? Ever think of THAT?
Well, how ELSE am I going to also consume a whole bag of popcorn without overeating for lunch bro??? Ever think of THAT?
Me, being the best roommate ever, offered to make us a homemade crust 😌
Only...I have the cooking skills of a newborn and I miiiight have made the crust too thick and told her to cook it for too little 😬
Me, being the best roommate ever, offered to make us a homemade crust 😌
Only...I have the cooking skills of a newborn and I miiiight have made the crust too thick and told her to cook it for too little 😬
Sokka pls stop it
Sokka pls stop it
I messed up and forgot to pick up my dr0gs from the pharmacy yesterday, right?
Well, my roommate has the same prescription as me so she let me have a pill today so my brain can actually function 🙌
Only...her dosage is TWICE of mine and I have never felt so chill in all my life 😯
I messed up and forgot to pick up my dr0gs from the pharmacy yesterday, right?
Well, my roommate has the same prescription as me so she let me have a pill today so my brain can actually function 🙌
Only...her dosage is TWICE of mine and I have never felt so chill in all my life 😯
HELP IM GASPING 🤣🤣🤣
HELP IM GASPING 🤣🤣🤣
GUYS. My *10-year highschool reunion* is ‼️next year‼️
I guess it's true what they say about black don't crack 😉
I'm dead 🤣
GUYS. My *10-year highschool reunion* is ‼️next year‼️
I guess it's true what they say about black don't crack 😉
I'm dead 🤣
I want a *very specific* casual mobile game...
Guess who spent 3 hours typing up an ENTIRE game concept idea last night?
I want a *very specific* casual mobile game...
Guess who spent 3 hours typing up an ENTIRE game concept idea last night?
And I was like "Yeah dude 😂 It has been worse. It can ALWAYS be worse. I'm so glad I have the face I do now."
We stan late-20s glow ups 🙌
And I was like "Yeah dude 😂 It has been worse. It can ALWAYS be worse. I'm so glad I have the face I do now."
We stan late-20s glow ups 🙌
"Gimme ATTENTION!!" *WHACK*
"Gimme ATTENTION!!" *WHACK*