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AriaPYON
@smolbeanaria.bsky.social
✧ 28, she/they
°∵♢•professional shower singer··♢∴°
✧ youtaite, writer (V.N. Keane)
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One day I'll get good at Canva designs, I've seen some pretty stellar creations before!
For now...I made a thing! Wanna read the light novel I'm working on?

www.honeyfeed.fm/u/38096/novels
One day I'll get good at Canva designs, I've seen some pretty stellar creations before!
For now...I made a thing! Wanna read the light novel I'm working on?

www.honeyfeed.fm/u/38096/novels
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What are some good questions to ask friends you’ve known for a couple years and want to bond with more?
Vibes are, maybe we write something down a piece of paper, light it up, and let the pieces scatter to the wind type shit ✌️☮️
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I caught her yawning, but it just looks like she’s screaming at Rin and Len 😂
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It’s hard working retail again cause wow women are so pretty and I’m so gay 😩
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was sad today.
I ate, and now I am less sad
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November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
> Enter me, I'm trying to ask a question to one roommate.
>> She goes "You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you."
> I'm like "I can't help it! My voice is quiet!"
>>> My other roommate: "Um NO you AREN'T. When you want to be, you're loud as FUCK. Don't even pretend."

😂 Lemme be lazy, man!
May 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Told my boss I owed her lunch today cause she covered for me last time, and asked her to let me pay for her pretty pls 🙏

...Bro gave me the DIRTIEST look and said "No" 😭
April 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My roommates were 200% sure that I would fall in love with Astarion, fancy Gale, and have a lil crush on Shadowheart....

So why is Shadowheart a lil brat? Why does Gale talk so much? And for the love of all things holy, why is Astarion useless to me in battle?
March 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
WOW I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE EXCITED TO OWN A SILVERWARE ORGANIZER
March 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In other news, my roommate and I are WAY too hyped for the next episode of Invincible
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Life update!

I didn't get charged anything by my previous apartment 🥹 (the damage my cats did to the carpets had me WORRIED ngl) But instead they even refunded me a small amount 🙌
March 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
🎊 Moved into my new place last weekend 🎊

Unfortunately I had to place a bunch of upfront maintenance requests, but they dropped off the CUTEST service notice 🥹
February 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Recently I clocked that a movie character was gay, and my roommate asked me how the hell I knew.

And I was like "Dude, all queer people are equipped with a gaydar dontcha know?"

But then he told me he doesn't believe in having a "gaydar" 🥲
February 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My roommate thinks I'm legitimately crazy for limiting myself to the exact serving size of Tyson crispy chicken bites (4 pieces).

Well, how ELSE am I going to also consume a whole bag of popcorn without overeating for lunch bro??? Ever think of THAT?
February 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My coworker comes up to my desk and goes "Yo, Ari, I need a charger-- Oh my GOD you have an Android, what is WRONG with you?!"
February 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Getchu a roommate who makes you a smoothie after you say you're too tired to make one for yourself this morning 🥺
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So I wanted sausage&gravy pot pie for dinner, but my roommate hates making the crust, right?

Me, being the best roommate ever, offered to make us a homemade crust 😌

Only...I have the cooking skills of a newborn and I miiiight have made the crust too thick and told her to cook it for too little 😬
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I was binge watching all the Jurassic Park movies with my roommate today but then HE FELL ASLEEP and now I have to figure out something else I wanna do before bed?! This is cruelty 😩
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My cat is trying to dig for buried treasure (cables to chew up) in my moving boxes 💀

Sokka pls stop it
February 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Today's Thoughts:
I messed up and forgot to pick up my dr0gs from the pharmacy yesterday, right?

Well, my roommate has the same prescription as me so she let me have a pill today so my brain can actually function 🙌

Only...her dosage is TWICE of mine and I have never felt so chill in all my life 😯
January 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This just in -- my roommate let me know that I am what he likes to call a "Bunny-type Girl" 😅 small, cute, energetic, but shy, and he would love to terminate my existence on the spot

HELP IM GASPING 🤣🤣🤣
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January 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My coworkers have reached the consensus that I am 20~22 y/o with the emotional maturity of a 40 y/o and I am like --

GUYS. My *10-year highschool reunion* is ‼️next year‼️

I guess it's true what they say about black don't crack 😉

I'm dead 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My beeest friend really wants to create a video game that has an all-male cast that *isn't* a dating sim and see it be successful. But she's unsure what kind of game to make it.

I want a *very specific* casual mobile game...

Guess who spent 3 hours typing up an ENTIRE game concept idea last night?
January 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My roommate saw old pictures of me in 2019 and he was like "WOW. You look SO much better now. Wtf?!"

And I was like "Yeah dude 😂 It has been worse. It can ALWAYS be worse. I'm so glad I have the face I do now."

We stan late-20s glow ups 🙌
January 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Do your roommates randomly walk by and hit you with a pillow while you're watching TV too?

"Gimme ATTENTION!!" *WHACK*
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January 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM