Joey
@smokinjoegamer.bsky.social
🎮🎸💻📝
Gamer, writer, musician, computer fixer, vinyl collector, introvert, atheist, liberal, ally, he/him.
Creative guy who plays guitar, bass, synth, and video games.
Works for RPGamer.com
https://youtube.com/@smokinjoegamer86?si=fwvAIw_PmXmxvBy1
Gamer, writer, musician, computer fixer, vinyl collector, introvert, atheist, liberal, ally, he/him.
Creative guy who plays guitar, bass, synth, and video games.
Works for RPGamer.com
https://youtube.com/@smokinjoegamer86?si=fwvAIw_PmXmxvBy1
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A parody of "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows that's all about Mr. Bones for the Sega Saturn.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A parody of "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows that's all about Mr. Bones for the Sega Saturn.
Congratulations! Your ugly Scrafty has temporarily evolved into Cool Hoodie Wearing Goth Kid Edgelord! (Is there a Hot Topic somewhere in Lumiose City that I don't know about?)
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Congratulations! Your ugly Scrafty has temporarily evolved into Cool Hoodie Wearing Goth Kid Edgelord! (Is there a Hot Topic somewhere in Lumiose City that I don't know about?)
I want video games to be at least 1440p and 60 fps.
I don't think that's a big ask.
1080p looks like ass and 4K runs like shit.
I don't think that's a big ask.
1080p looks like ass and 4K runs like shit.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I want video games to be at least 1440p and 60 fps.
I don't think that's a big ask.
1080p looks like ass and 4K runs like shit.
I don't think that's a big ask.
1080p looks like ass and 4K runs like shit.
Because of inflation and tariffs, I don't even know what a good deal is anymore. I don't know what things are even supposed to cost anymore. And I realize the horrible truth: the product is worth whatever the consumer is willing to pay, and these prices are probably never coming back down.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Because of inflation and tariffs, I don't even know what a good deal is anymore. I don't know what things are even supposed to cost anymore. And I realize the horrible truth: the product is worth whatever the consumer is willing to pay, and these prices are probably never coming back down.
Steam Machine is potato.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Steam Machine is potato.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Being introverted and having to act extroverted is just mentally exhausting.
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Being introverted and having to act extroverted is just mentally exhausting.
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A new Balatro themed stage in Vampire Survivors! If your screen doesn't look like this, then you're not playing it right!
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A new Balatro themed stage in Vampire Survivors! If your screen doesn't look like this, then you're not playing it right!
You can't take me out of my comfort zone because I don't have one.
I am never comfortable.
I am never comfortable.
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You can't take me out of my comfort zone because I don't have one.
I am never comfortable.
I am never comfortable.
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Blast through anything that stands between you and survival in #MetroidPrime4: Beyond on #NintendoSwitch and #NintendoSwitch2, available Dec 4.
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Blast through anything that stands between you and survival in #MetroidPrime4: Beyond on #NintendoSwitch and #NintendoSwitch2, available Dec 4.
If you don't have empathy for other people, and you want kids to starve, then you're not a Christian.
You're a sociopath.
You're a sociopath.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you don't have empathy for other people, and you want kids to starve, then you're not a Christian.
You're a sociopath.
You're a sociopath.
Resident Evil: Director's Cut "Hope this is not Chris's blood!"
YouTube video by VideoGameMinutes
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Mmmm...Jill sandwich!
a video game scene with the words that was too close you were almost a jill sandwich on the bottom
ALT: a video game scene with the words that was too close you were almost a jill sandwich on the bottom
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October 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Mmmm...Jill sandwich!
Do android Pokémon trainers dream of electric sheep?
Why yes!
They are called Mareep, and they evolve into Flaaffy.
But then they evolve into Ampharos, which has no wool.
🎼 Ampharos, Ampharos, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, now leave me alone!🎼
Why yes!
They are called Mareep, and they evolve into Flaaffy.
But then they evolve into Ampharos, which has no wool.
🎼 Ampharos, Ampharos, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, now leave me alone!🎼
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Do android Pokémon trainers dream of electric sheep?
Why yes!
They are called Mareep, and they evolve into Flaaffy.
But then they evolve into Ampharos, which has no wool.
🎼 Ampharos, Ampharos, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, now leave me alone!🎼
Why yes!
They are called Mareep, and they evolve into Flaaffy.
But then they evolve into Ampharos, which has no wool.
🎼 Ampharos, Ampharos, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, now leave me alone!🎼
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Everyone who comes to my apartment:
May 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Everyone who comes to my apartment:
This is how you should greet me. Every Single Time!
bart simpson says hello joe in front of a clown
ALT: bart simpson says hello joe in front of a clown
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October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is how you should greet me. Every Single Time!
Eevee is in Vert Sector 9, and 3 coffees at night will make it happy enough to evolve into Umbreon.
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Eevee is in Vert Sector 9, and 3 coffees at night will make it happy enough to evolve into Umbreon.
I think every video game would be better if they added "& Knuckles" to the title, and then put Knuckles in the game somewhere.
I tried to put every Genesis cart I owned on top of Sonic & Knuckles so I could play as him, but all I got were some crappy blue sphere stages. You can't be him in NBA Jam.
I tried to put every Genesis cart I owned on top of Sonic & Knuckles so I could play as him, but all I got were some crappy blue sphere stages. You can't be him in NBA Jam.
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I think every video game would be better if they added "& Knuckles" to the title, and then put Knuckles in the game somewhere.
I tried to put every Genesis cart I owned on top of Sonic & Knuckles so I could play as him, but all I got were some crappy blue sphere stages. You can't be him in NBA Jam.
I tried to put every Genesis cart I owned on top of Sonic & Knuckles so I could play as him, but all I got were some crappy blue sphere stages. You can't be him in NBA Jam.
10 games to get to know me:
Baldur's Gate 2
Beyond Oasis
Civilization VI
Disgaea 3
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Persona 4
Resident Evil 4
Super Mario Bros. 3
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Baldur's Gate 2
Beyond Oasis
Civilization VI
Disgaea 3
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Persona 4
Resident Evil 4
Super Mario Bros. 3
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
10 games to get to know me:
Baldur's Gate 2
Beyond Oasis
Civilization VI
Disgaea 3
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Persona 4
Resident Evil 4
Super Mario Bros. 3
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Baldur's Gate 2
Beyond Oasis
Civilization VI
Disgaea 3
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Persona 4
Resident Evil 4
Super Mario Bros. 3
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
What the fuck is "positive channel history"? What, I don't smile enough in my YouTube videos or something? They want to see rainbows and unicorns?I say fuck too much? Are they just creating more barriers to entry to discourage small channels?I haven't earned a cent and I probably never will.
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What the fuck is "positive channel history"? What, I don't smile enough in my YouTube videos or something? They want to see rainbows and unicorns?I say fuck too much? Are they just creating more barriers to entry to discourage small channels?I haven't earned a cent and I probably never will.
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Hi! I'm Joey. I'm 39. I live in New England. I like video games, JRPGs, anime, progressive rock, heavy metal, horror movies, The Simpsons, The Big Bang Theory, Discworld, The Wheel of Time, LOTR, D&D, and a million other dorky things.
I grew up in the 90s, when kids yelled SEGA! into rotary phones.
I grew up in the 90s, when kids yelled SEGA! into rotary phones.
March 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hi! I'm Joey. I'm 39. I live in New England. I like video games, JRPGs, anime, progressive rock, heavy metal, horror movies, The Simpsons, The Big Bang Theory, Discworld, The Wheel of Time, LOTR, D&D, and a million other dorky things.
I grew up in the 90s, when kids yelled SEGA! into rotary phones.
I grew up in the 90s, when kids yelled SEGA! into rotary phones.
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Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (GameCube, 2002)
Another perfect Spooktober game full of Lovecraftian horror and sanity effects that still manage to make me say "wait, did that just happen?"
I know it has its critics, but to me it's a horror masterpiece.
Another perfect Spooktober game full of Lovecraftian horror and sanity effects that still manage to make me say "wait, did that just happen?"
I know it has its critics, but to me it's a horror masterpiece.
October 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (GameCube, 2002)
Another perfect Spooktober game full of Lovecraftian horror and sanity effects that still manage to make me say "wait, did that just happen?"
I know it has its critics, but to me it's a horror masterpiece.
Another perfect Spooktober game full of Lovecraftian horror and sanity effects that still manage to make me say "wait, did that just happen?"
I know it has its critics, but to me it's a horror masterpiece.