looks like Jason Kidd stung by a hundred bees

what a disappointing royal rumble, for the most part

While you were out sleeping
I stayed inside dreaming
Of what we could be

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

I forgot how fucking goooood pizza rolls are 🥵

They did not. Philly better slaughter them.

As long as the Chiefs lose today, life is good.

The first sip after opening a white monster right out of the fridge

The best poptart flavor is Wild Berry, followed up verrrry closely by Frosted Banana Bread

Putting candy bars in the refrigerator is just the right thing to do.

thinking about a gobbler bowl from wawa got me like

Is this like Threads where it'll be popular for a few weeks and then never used again???