Allen Smock
smocked.bsky.social
Allen Smock
@smocked.bsky.social
Getting ready to uninstall idk
Can't stop won't stop! (shitting profusely)
February 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I really wanna go bowling sometime soon. I don't really like bowling that much but I love just fuckin chilling somewhere with a syrupy coke in a thin plastic cup and a bag of BBQ Better Made potato chips.
February 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Democrats are just conservatives who get leftist votes due to Price is Right rules
February 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Still think something fucky happened between Elon Musk and the election results but Dems are too afraid to look like hypocrites to even look into it.
February 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
When is Trump going to bring back our BEAUTIFUL asbestos industry?
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Very funny to me when websites are like "ships before Valentine's Day!" and it's like the last thing your wife would want 😂
February 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Do people still say 'oh snap'? I don't even know when I started saying it at this point, and I'm beginning to worry I sound like a dude who still says cowabunga
February 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by Allen Smock
T. Rex Evolution xkcd.com/3042
January 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Dropping some bait on FB tonight. Let's see if I got anyone who needs an unfriend. If you ain't down with AOC you ain't down with me.
January 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Alright I suppose I should probably start posting on this app.
January 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Kind of funny how we used to all take the tests and all the cases were reported and there's be pretty interactive graphs on all the news sites. Now we've all just given up and the CDC is just like, "Idk they're shitting more Covid, things look bad"
UPDATE: The CDC just updated its COVID wastewater data.

COVID wastewater levels continue to rise, exceeding levels at the same time last year. COVID wastewater levels in the U.S. are at their highest since Omicron in 2021-22.
January 6, 2024 at 7:59 AM
is there a etiquette here? What's the etiquette? I do not want to keep having to learn etiquette I hope it's just use this for whatever you want
January 6, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Testing testing, is this thing on? Shit I sound like a bot. Try not to sound like a bot.
January 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM