Smitty 🍉
@smittyisknitting.bsky.social
Shitposting and knitposting. TTRPG player. My blog, Smitty is Knitting: https://smittyisknitting.blog/
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Smitty 🍉
@smittyisknitting.bsky.social
· Jul 17
Smitty is Knitting
Knit posts and shitposts from a former yarn industry bat
smittyisknitting.blog
Hi! I blog about yarn crafts and how it connects to culture and art. And I don’t keep politics out of my #knitting. smittyisknitting.blog
Some birds I met in Venice this summer! The falcon’s whole job was to scare pigeons away from the rooftop bar
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Some birds I met in Venice this summer! The falcon’s whole job was to scare pigeons away from the rooftop bar
The Lydian typeface is really having a moment
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Lydian typeface is really having a moment
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New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...
I am so excited to see more of Vaelus this #CriticalRole campaign. I love that in a world where the people who killed the gods are heroes, Ashley chose to play someone who continues to devote herself to her dead deity.
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am so excited to see more of Vaelus this #CriticalRole campaign. I love that in a world where the people who killed the gods are heroes, Ashley chose to play someone who continues to devote herself to her dead deity.
Stop showing me stuff about bleep bloken I don’t CARE about bleep bloken I think it’s OKAY that Anthony Fantano doesn’t like bleep bloken
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Stop showing me stuff about bleep bloken I don’t CARE about bleep bloken I think it’s OKAY that Anthony Fantano doesn’t like bleep bloken
My day so far:
Wake up
Go downstairs at noon
Make coffee
Start an audiobook
Knit for 3.5 hrs because I’m so fucking close to being done with this project
Absolutely obliterate 2 slices of cold leftover pizza at 4pm
At the same time, procrastinate on grading
Wake up
Go downstairs at noon
Make coffee
Start an audiobook
Knit for 3.5 hrs because I’m so fucking close to being done with this project
Absolutely obliterate 2 slices of cold leftover pizza at 4pm
At the same time, procrastinate on grading
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My day so far:
Wake up
Go downstairs at noon
Make coffee
Start an audiobook
Knit for 3.5 hrs because I’m so fucking close to being done with this project
Absolutely obliterate 2 slices of cold leftover pizza at 4pm
At the same time, procrastinate on grading
Wake up
Go downstairs at noon
Make coffee
Start an audiobook
Knit for 3.5 hrs because I’m so fucking close to being done with this project
Absolutely obliterate 2 slices of cold leftover pizza at 4pm
At the same time, procrastinate on grading
I wanna look like an exotic fungus
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I wanna look like an exotic fungus
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Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.
IG ads keep suggesting I move to Canada or Finland. Is it because I want universal healthcare or because I love cold weather?
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
IG ads keep suggesting I move to Canada or Finland. Is it because I want universal healthcare or because I love cold weather?
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Thank you so much to everyone who watched the premiere!!!!!! we love you sorry!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Thank you so much to everyone who watched the premiere!!!!!! we love you sorry!!!!
I want everyone to know I have never become “disregulated”. I have only ever lost my shit.
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I want everyone to know I have never become “disregulated”. I have only ever lost my shit.
Love when kids are learning social skills by copying adults, because my 7yo niece greeted me with “how’s your weekend going so far?” 😃 Which is such incredible acquaintance small talk. Later she screamed “I eat flesh” while we played a board game together.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Love when kids are learning social skills by copying adults, because my 7yo niece greeted me with “how’s your weekend going so far?” 😃 Which is such incredible acquaintance small talk. Later she screamed “I eat flesh” while we played a board game together.
How your email finds me
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
How your email finds me
Showing up 7 minutes late to a career coaching session with greasy hair and a complexion I can only describe as Gollum-like
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Showing up 7 minutes late to a career coaching session with greasy hair and a complexion I can only describe as Gollum-like
What was I thinking trying to teach. This was such a bad idea.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What was I thinking trying to teach. This was such a bad idea.
Bluesky’s algorithm seems to count blocking and muting as engagement. I keep blocking accounts that post particular fetish content, and then I keep getting posts about that same exact fetish. Same with tags I’ve muted about a particular show. It’s like fighting a hydra
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Bluesky’s algorithm seems to count blocking and muting as engagement. I keep blocking accounts that post particular fetish content, and then I keep getting posts about that same exact fetish. Same with tags I’ve muted about a particular show. It’s like fighting a hydra
Well this won’t result in horrible mental health crises at all
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Well this won’t result in horrible mental health crises at all
I keep a tumblr account to look at taskmaster fanart
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I keep a tumblr account to look at taskmaster fanart
Not sure what would fix me, but I’d like to start with hugging a cow
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not sure what would fix me, but I’d like to start with hugging a cow
Hey i don’t necessarily want to be marketed to more effectively, but i need ad writers to know i have never wanted anything because it’s supposedly “viral”.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey i don’t necessarily want to be marketed to more effectively, but i need ad writers to know i have never wanted anything because it’s supposedly “viral”.
I want to see #Keeper real bad and here’s my prediction: I think it’s a Bluebeard Wives situation where women keep getting collected to care for a mutant insect/human hybrid nest
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I want to see #Keeper real bad and here’s my prediction: I think it’s a Bluebeard Wives situation where women keep getting collected to care for a mutant insect/human hybrid nest
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Say what you will about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney
That’s a spicy base-ah-ball-ah
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That’s a spicy base-ah-ball-ah
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again
I know god isn’t real because no one’s getting smote like they should
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I know god isn’t real because no one’s getting smote like they should