Pinned
... stick it in a compost bin , then . could have poisons or bugs in it .
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❝ Could I have? Yes. Should I have? Yes. Would I have? Maybe. But what about this burger, that—might I add, no one had eaten or even unwrapped—if I hadn’t taken it, then it would’ve gone straight to waste. Literally, even. Don’t you know about the phrase, ‘reduce, reuse, recyle?’ ❞
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❝ Could I have? Yes. Should I have? Yes. Would I have? Maybe. But what about this burger, that—might I add, no one had eaten or even unwrapped—if I hadn’t taken it, then it would’ve gone straight to waste. Literally, even. Don’t you know about the phrase, ‘reduce, reuse, recyle?’ ❞
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just buy a burger , man .
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
... stick it in a compost bin , then . could have poisons or bugs in it .
yeah , tell me about it .
anyway , don't get yourself killed , or whatever .
[ turning to walk away ... whistle whistle . ]
anyway , don't get yourself killed , or whatever .
[ turning to walk away ... whistle whistle . ]
* you’re stupid.
[ they scoff as they look at the hideous business card. ]
* all of you adults are fucking weird.
[ they scoff as they look at the hideous business card. ]
* all of you adults are fucking weird.
alright . i'm still giving you my business card or whatever .
i don't care if you tear it up or eat it , but just wait until i'm out of sight .
[ presenting : the ugliest business card known to man . ]
i'm charlie . good luck out there , kiddo .
i don't care if you tear it up or eat it , but just wait until i'm out of sight .
[ presenting : the ugliest business card known to man . ]
i'm charlie . good luck out there , kiddo .
August 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
yeah , tell me about it .
anyway , don't get yourself killed , or whatever .
[ turning to walk away ... whistle whistle . ]
anyway , don't get yourself killed , or whatever .
[ turning to walk away ... whistle whistle . ]
sometimes mr boss will walk in and say some shit like " hey boys ! there's a man named shootledon who's hosting a hardcore bdsm party , but the cage dancers never showed up so he's real sad ... can you go over there and and shake some ass to cheer him up ? " and i just do this
a woman wearing a blue shirt with a name tag that says pca on it
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August 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
sometimes mr boss will walk in and say some shit like " hey boys ! there's a man named shootledon who's hosting a hardcore bdsm party , but the cage dancers never showed up so he's real sad ... can you go over there and and shake some ass to cheer him up ? " and i just do this
alright . i'm still giving you my business card or whatever .
i don't care if you tear it up or eat it , but just wait until i'm out of sight .
[ presenting : the ugliest business card known to man . ]
i'm charlie . good luck out there , kiddo .
i don't care if you tear it up or eat it , but just wait until i'm out of sight .
[ presenting : the ugliest business card known to man . ]
i'm charlie . good luck out there , kiddo .
* then I have nothing to say.
........
listen . i know you wanna rebel and stuff , and go crazy and party or whatever , but you'll just fuck yourself up .
and don't – don't say " yeah that's the point , " because i ( * know ) you're gonna say something like that . i know it .
listen . i know you wanna rebel and stuff , and go crazy and party or whatever , but you'll just fuck yourself up .
and don't – don't say " yeah that's the point , " because i ( * know ) you're gonna say something like that . i know it .
August 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
alright . i'm still giving you my business card or whatever .
i don't care if you tear it up or eat it , but just wait until i'm out of sight .
[ presenting : the ugliest business card known to man . ]
i'm charlie . good luck out there , kiddo .
i don't care if you tear it up or eat it , but just wait until i'm out of sight .
[ presenting : the ugliest business card known to man . ]
i'm charlie . good luck out there , kiddo .
........
listen . i know you wanna rebel and stuff , and go crazy and party or whatever , but you'll just fuck yourself up .
and don't – don't say " yeah that's the point , " because i ( * know ) you're gonna say something like that . i know it .
listen . i know you wanna rebel and stuff , and go crazy and party or whatever , but you'll just fuck yourself up .
and don't – don't say " yeah that's the point , " because i ( * know ) you're gonna say something like that . i know it .
* you already ruined my day by taking my alcohol so just go away already.
sorry , horrible wording . i'm not gonna tell you to try yoga to cure depression .
August 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
........
listen . i know you wanna rebel and stuff , and go crazy and party or whatever , but you'll just fuck yourself up .
and don't – don't say " yeah that's the point , " because i ( * know ) you're gonna say something like that . i know it .
listen . i know you wanna rebel and stuff , and go crazy and party or whatever , but you'll just fuck yourself up .
and don't – don't say " yeah that's the point , " because i ( * know ) you're gonna say something like that . i know it .
i'm never having kids . ever .
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i'm never having kids . ever .
just buy a burger , man .
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❝ Oh, come on! It was just in there, on top! ❞
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❝ Oh, come on! It was just in there, on top! ❞
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...... two weird kids .
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
just buy a burger , man .
sorry , horrible wording . i'm not gonna tell you to try yoga to cure depression .
* I really fucking hope you’re joking.
okay —
usually i'm supposed to just do this on the clock but uh . i think you need to chill out and just . smile ? maybe ?
usually i'm supposed to just do this on the clock but uh . i think you need to chill out and just . smile ? maybe ?
August 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
sorry , horrible wording . i'm not gonna tell you to try yoga to cure depression .
okay —
usually i'm supposed to just do this on the clock but uh . i think you need to chill out and just . smile ? maybe ?
usually i'm supposed to just do this on the clock but uh . i think you need to chill out and just . smile ? maybe ?
* did I not say to go to hell already?
dude it's a can of beer . drink some soda or something .
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
okay —
usually i'm supposed to just do this on the clock but uh . i think you need to chill out and just . smile ? maybe ?
usually i'm supposed to just do this on the clock but uh . i think you need to chill out and just . smile ? maybe ?
...... two weird kids .
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He heard this, as he was JUST about to eat a hamburger he found in a trash can.
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He heard this, as he was JUST about to eat a hamburger he found in a trash can.
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weird kid .
August 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
...... two weird kids .
dude it's a can of beer . drink some soda or something .
* just go to hell already.
......
[ hands in his pockets . shrug . ]
alright . did all i could .
[ hands in his pockets . shrug . ]
alright . did all i could .
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
dude it's a can of beer . drink some soda or something .
......
[ hands in his pockets . shrug . ]
alright . did all i could .
[ hands in his pockets . shrug . ]
alright . did all i could .
* whatever, man. I’ll just get another at another time.
you're still not getting the beer back .
August 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
......
[ hands in his pockets . shrug . ]
alright . did all i could .
[ hands in his pockets . shrug . ]
alright . did all i could .
you're still not getting the beer back .
* oh, brother, shut the fuck up.
[ they laugh, strained and bitter. ]
* most adults don’t give a damn about me. take your damn money back.
[ they laugh, strained and bitter. ]
* most adults don’t give a damn about me. take your damn money back.
nope . not letting a kid hurt themself .
August 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
you're still not getting the beer back .
nope . not letting a kid hurt themself .
* GIVE ME MY BEER BACK!! 💢
[ shoving a crumpled up $5 bill into their hand . ]
there .
there .
August 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
nope . not letting a kid hurt themself .
[ shoving a crumpled up $5 bill into their hand . ]
there .
there .
* MOTHERFUCKER I PAID FOR THAT.
[ YOINK . ]
no .
no .
August 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
[ shoving a crumpled up $5 bill into their hand . ]
there .
there .
[ YOINK . ]
no .
no .
* okay good
[ THEY GOT A CAN OF BEER ]
[ THEY GOT A CAN OF BEER ]
hey . yes .
August 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
[ YOINK . ]
no .
no .
oh . euh .
yeah
yeah
* ... you uh
* You might wanna wash that, first
* I forgot when I last properly pulled it out .
* You might wanna wash that, first
* I forgot when I last properly pulled it out .
sorry . got excited . thanks man
August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
oh . euh .
yeah
yeah
hey . yes .
* would having booze with an abdomen injury be bad
[ shut the fuck up ]
[ shut the fuck up ]
August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
hey . yes .
Reposted by CHARLIE .
( trying to be down with the times after only listening to how kris and their friends talk to each other ) THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT
August 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
( trying to be down with the times after only listening to how kris and their friends talk to each other ) THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT
sorry . got excited . thanks man
*
* hhhuhh
* hhhuhh
i love you
August 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
sorry . got excited . thanks man
i love you
[ * You go into your convenient and iconic boob pocket . ]
[ * You pull out a bottle of Crown Royal . ]
[ * You pull out a bottle of Crown Royal . ]
i fucking forgot to get booze
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i love you
dude i'm literally about to make a trip to the rope store
* I would just kill myself
i fucking forgot to get booze
August 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
dude i'm literally about to make a trip to the rope store