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🔞 music hole + p*ssy art hole so I don’t make an ass of myself on main | I have problems disorder and I beg for your forgiveness
PLZ NO RT/RESKEET (for now)
PLZ NO RT/RESKEET (for now)
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CRAZIEST SHIT TO EVER HAPPEN TO SOMEONE JUST HAPPENED TO ME PT. 15273837‼️‼️‼️
craziest shit to ever happen to someone just happened to me pt. 15273836
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
CRAZIEST SHIT TO EVER HAPPEN TO SOMEONE JUST HAPPENED TO ME PT. 15273837‼️‼️‼️
now see one would think Juvia’s scar is from the double suicide she and gray did but actually in the year timeskip before this scene juvia actually had a myomectomy
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
now see one would think Juvia’s scar is from the double suicide she and gray did but actually in the year timeskip before this scene juvia actually had a myomectomy
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November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
odiazu odiazu oh my god my odiazu
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
odiazu odiazu oh my god my odiazu
going through old pics. leaving this one here for later
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
going through old pics. leaving this one here for later
FINALLY GOT MY $25 FROM THIS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT I SIGNED UP FOR FOREVER AGO AND MY WUACK ASS DOCTOR IS RETIRING SO I DONT HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK UP WITH HER LIFE IS SOOOO GOOOODDDDDDDD
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
FINALLY GOT MY $25 FROM THIS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT I SIGNED UP FOR FOREVER AGO AND MY WUACK ASS DOCTOR IS RETIRING SO I DONT HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK UP WITH HER LIFE IS SOOOO GOOOODDDDDDDD
Sad because of if I start publishing on the 19th and post new chapters every Wednesday then unfortunately chapter 5 isn’t going to land on xmas eve 😔 but it Will be ch 6 which I’m sure readers will be much much happier about LMFAO
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sad because of if I start publishing on the 19th and post new chapters every Wednesday then unfortunately chapter 5 isn’t going to land on xmas eve 😔 but it Will be ch 6 which I’m sure readers will be much much happier about LMFAO
day three of my headphones being missing I fear I may die
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
day three of my headphones being missing I fear I may die
new dentist so hot it’s got me looking up average divorce age statistics
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
new dentist so hot it’s got me looking up average divorce age statistics
wuthering heights casting director you will begin to cough in seven days
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
wuthering heights casting director you will begin to cough in seven days
girl I miss keitaro miura
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
girl I miss keitaro miura
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A horse walks into a bar...
#umamusume
#umamusume
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
A horse walks into a bar...
#umamusume
#umamusume
well anyway tomorrow is my 1 year anniversary of working at this job 🤪🤪🤪 please clap
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
well anyway tomorrow is my 1 year anniversary of working at this job 🤪🤪🤪 please clap
I COULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME WORKING ON THE SHIT IVE BEEN PUTTING OFF FOR WEEKS BUT INSTEAD I HAVE YET ANOTHER NIGHT WASTED AND ATTITUDE RUINED 😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT IS IT ABOUT MEEEE WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCKING TREAT ME LIKE THIS
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I COULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME WORKING ON THE SHIT IVE BEEN PUTTING OFF FOR WEEKS BUT INSTEAD I HAVE YET ANOTHER NIGHT WASTED AND ATTITUDE RUINED 😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT IS IT ABOUT MEEEE WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCKING TREAT ME LIKE THIS
when you invite me out and you don’t tell me where to meet you and you leave me on read for 40 minutes and I text and call you multiple times to follow up and then I just have to be like okay
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
when you invite me out and you don’t tell me where to meet you and you leave me on read for 40 minutes and I text and call you multiple times to follow up and then I just have to be like okay
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Meet Moxie! 💜
An evasive photographer most comfortable with a camera between himself and another person, Moxie floats around town like he's trying to pretend he was never there at all 📷
#SYNT #SeeYouNextTwilight
An evasive photographer most comfortable with a camera between himself and another person, Moxie floats around town like he's trying to pretend he was never there at all 📷
#SYNT #SeeYouNextTwilight
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Meet Moxie! 💜
An evasive photographer most comfortable with a camera between himself and another person, Moxie floats around town like he's trying to pretend he was never there at all 📷
#SYNT #SeeYouNextTwilight
An evasive photographer most comfortable with a camera between himself and another person, Moxie floats around town like he's trying to pretend he was never there at all 📷
#SYNT #SeeYouNextTwilight
ok so I have been in this waiting room for an hour now
At da new cheaper dentist today for my wisdom teeth consult…. I’m really scared they’re gonna tell me THEY think I’m gonna get nerve damage bc then I’m going to have to go to another guy who will not give me nerve damage but will also be like $3000 AAAAUUUUGGGHHH
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ok so I have been in this waiting room for an hour now
At da new cheaper dentist today for my wisdom teeth consult…. I’m really scared they’re gonna tell me THEY think I’m gonna get nerve damage bc then I’m going to have to go to another guy who will not give me nerve damage but will also be like $3000 AAAAUUUUGGGHHH
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
At da new cheaper dentist today for my wisdom teeth consult…. I’m really scared they’re gonna tell me THEY think I’m gonna get nerve damage bc then I’m going to have to go to another guy who will not give me nerve damage but will also be like $3000 AAAAUUUUGGGHHH
i just hope people will read it. i just really really hope people will read it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i just hope people will read it. i just really really hope people will read it.
grjv fic update
current rough wc: just shy of 35k
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: rough draft DONE
ch 3: rought draft DONE
ch 4: ROUGH DRAFT DOONNNEEE!!!!!
ch 5: let's say 40% done HIS FINGERS ARE IN HER PUSSPUSS
epilogue: still. thinking about it
current rough wc: just shy of 35k
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: rough draft DONE
ch 3: rought draft DONE
ch 4: ROUGH DRAFT DOONNNEEE!!!!!
ch 5: let's say 40% done HIS FINGERS ARE IN HER PUSSPUSS
epilogue: still. thinking about it
current rough wc: 31,500 words
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: 90% done
ch 3: rough draft done
ch 4: 85% done
ch 5: 46% done
epilogue: well I’m thinking about it. I’m thinking about it
all in all unfortunately I’m realizing that I am gonna have to do so much fucking editing to make this shit actually goooodd
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: 90% done
ch 3: rough draft done
ch 4: 85% done
ch 5: 46% done
epilogue: well I’m thinking about it. I’m thinking about it
all in all unfortunately I’m realizing that I am gonna have to do so much fucking editing to make this shit actually goooodd
current rough wc: 30,500 words
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: 90% done
ch 3: rough draft done
ch 4: 80% done
ch 5: 45% done
epilogue: lol
LETS GO BABY WOOOOO WE ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY GONNA BE 40K+ WORDS AT COMPLETION WWWOOOOOOOOO if i do not finish this fic within the next 12 days i will die i will die
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: 90% done
ch 3: rough draft done
ch 4: 80% done
ch 5: 45% done
epilogue: lol
LETS GO BABY WOOOOO WE ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY GONNA BE 40K+ WORDS AT COMPLETION WWWOOOOOOOOO if i do not finish this fic within the next 12 days i will die i will die
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
grjv fic update
current rough wc: just shy of 35k
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: rough draft DONE
ch 3: rought draft DONE
ch 4: ROUGH DRAFT DOONNNEEE!!!!!
ch 5: let's say 40% done HIS FINGERS ARE IN HER PUSSPUSS
epilogue: still. thinking about it
current rough wc: just shy of 35k
ch 1: 100% done
ch 2: rough draft DONE
ch 3: rought draft DONE
ch 4: ROUGH DRAFT DOONNNEEE!!!!!
ch 5: let's say 40% done HIS FINGERS ARE IN HER PUSSPUSS
epilogue: still. thinking about it
CHAPTER 4 IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEN THOUSAND FUCKING WORDS MY GOD I SWEAR THIS ONE IS THE HARD CAP LIKE I DID NOT THINK IT WOULD BE THIS LONG
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
CHAPTER 4 IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEN THOUSAND FUCKING WORDS MY GOD I SWEAR THIS ONE IS THE HARD CAP LIKE I DID NOT THINK IT WOULD BE THIS LONG