@columbologist.bsky.social oof! “Middle aged”

Delighted to say I did NOT fall into the Spice trap today

If Trump decides to stand for a third term, the Dems should pick Obama as their candidate.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander and all that :)

Neighbours playing 90s Haddaway was not in my bingo card for this weekend but I’m into it

Alright Duolingo, be cool…calm down..

I still have Murder On The Dancefloor in my head

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals” 🎄

Lily is in her ‘Die Hard is a Christmas Movie’ Era

Merry Christmas Everyone ❤️

Meanwhile…in a chocolate shop in Somerset…

My father has decided every time I see him, he’s going to try and wind my up until I tell him to fuck off and then he laughs delightedly

Brilliant to have that kind of relationship

Less brilliant to look over and see the old biddies on the next table look at me as if I’ve opened a portal to hell

The unbearable weight of the first post. This feels like jumping into a conversation half way through & hoping you don’t stick the landing

Instead I will fall back on a reliable favourite - the cat pic. Here is Lily giving face like it’s the only way to put kibble on the table.