Abby Normal
smallfatdog.bsky.social
Abby Normal
@smallfatdog.bsky.social
What do you need to know?
I was having a day. This has never happened to me before. As soon as they started playing, I was calm. Do it again, www.facebook.com/share/p/15KY....
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October 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
YouTube is scary. I was watching a news clip about Comrade Gabbard. I had left it on "play next video." I'm now watching Idiocracy.
August 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I just called to make an appt with the eye dr
They asked if it was for a check-up. I was trying to explain light halos when I'm driving at night, my cataracts,or the other thing. I said,"I want to say'stigmata',but that's not the right word. ASTIGMATISM! Thanks for playing ADHD Scrabble with me."
April 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I try to keep the dogs from going under my deck. Mostly because it's dirty and Violet is a white dog.
She keeps finding a way in and then has trouble getting out. I used bricks on the open side of the stairs. Tonight, I finally have a photo of her getting "Bisquit-ed." Enjoy
April 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I had a minor procedure last week. I'm feeling better,and I asked what the deal is with the penguins 🐧
I laughed until I was wheezing.
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I had to fix the dogs' toy.
It's perfect
March 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I am at the point where I will pay you to take inventory out of my house
February 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Advice please
Best language app?
February 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Apparently, some dude, formerly known as Kanye West, hates all Jewish people and loves Hitler. Who's gonna tell him Hitler would have tossed Kanye in the ovens just before he tossed the rest of us in?
Read a book, Ye(?) Your ignorance is showing.
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Man, I am so proud of my dog. Violet looks like she just came home from a pub crawl
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hey!
Considering recent events,
are we paying the IRS this year?
Asking for everyone on Earth
February 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So has anyone told the Orange Führer that he's not eligible to be a citizen because his mother was born in Ireland? She was a British citizen. Took her 14 years to become a nationalized citizen?
January 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
United Health Care wanted a PA for 1 of my meds. UHC CS doesn't have access to brand and
generic names of drugs. My doctor:
I asked the pharmacist if this was their "trick" to be able to deny someone if we mistakenly or intentionally put in brand or generic names. his comment was "it depends"
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We can't we vote for a recall?
January 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We've got to stop the The Orange Führer.
January 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was just sorting through old pictures, and something was tickling me neck
Also, I keep putting my fingers on the pictures to try to zoom in.
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When I ride my bike, I yell, "Hi Pupper!" to every dog I see. Once, a guy yelled "Hi" back. I yelled back, "I wasn't talking to you! Are you a pupper?"

People are stupid

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January 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This might be the best picture of Violet I've ever taken
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"When Mexico sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending firefighters to help solve American problems. They're bringing fire fighting uniforms. They're bringing fire fighting equipment. They're bringing kittens down from trees. And all, I assume, are good people."
January 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Who's in?
January 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Am I missing something? Can you edit your own posts here?
January 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I don't want to brag,but Violet is an idiot savant.
She alerts me when I need to take my medication, but not smart enough to figure out FluentPet. She takes the buttons out of their place and chews them up under the bed.
January 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I can't believe it's been 21 years since I adopted Small Fat Dog
January 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM