Sam Chance 🏳️⚧️
@smackaroney.bsky.social
He/They. 32 y/o. Singer, Cosplayer, Actor, Non-Profit Worker.
I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
I got that dog in me
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I got that dog in me
Fighting myself tooth and nail to not edit these, but I think I made a pretty cute G’raha Tia
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Fighting myself tooth and nail to not edit these, but I think I made a pretty cute G’raha Tia
G’raha Tia was here
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
G’raha Tia was here
I cannot express how good it feels to be returning to cosplay and that I actually MADE what I’m wearing for one day this weekend.
It’s so exciting.
It’s so exciting.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I cannot express how good it feels to be returning to cosplay and that I actually MADE what I’m wearing for one day this weekend.
It’s so exciting.
It’s so exciting.
Yelling and screaming
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yelling and screaming
I made this in *counts on fingers*
6 days
6 days
*doing crunches on the floor a la squidward* COSPLAY. COSPLAY. COSPLAY.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I made this in *counts on fingers*
6 days
6 days
I think the craziest thing I’ve discovered that doesn’t make sense about the world is that despite being inches from my eyes, when I wear a VR headset I still have to wear glasses or contacts.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think the craziest thing I’ve discovered that doesn’t make sense about the world is that despite being inches from my eyes, when I wear a VR headset I still have to wear glasses or contacts.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
*doing crunches on the floor a la squidward* COSPLAY. COSPLAY. COSPLAY.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
*doing crunches on the floor a la squidward* COSPLAY. COSPLAY. COSPLAY.
Oh how times change.
This is RIGHT when I first cut my hair short versus like two weeks ago.
12 years can pull some shit.
This is RIGHT when I first cut my hair short versus like two weeks ago.
12 years can pull some shit.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oh how times change.
This is RIGHT when I first cut my hair short versus like two weeks ago.
12 years can pull some shit.
This is RIGHT when I first cut my hair short versus like two weeks ago.
12 years can pull some shit.
Has anyone tried to play two systems at once?
This would be INSANELY stupid to do because of the complexity, but like have a DnD character head up against a warhammer character or some shit.
DnD spells hit the Warhammer’s DnD stat block and you translate it back into Warhammer and vice versa
This would be INSANELY stupid to do because of the complexity, but like have a DnD character head up against a warhammer character or some shit.
DnD spells hit the Warhammer’s DnD stat block and you translate it back into Warhammer and vice versa
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Has anyone tried to play two systems at once?
This would be INSANELY stupid to do because of the complexity, but like have a DnD character head up against a warhammer character or some shit.
DnD spells hit the Warhammer’s DnD stat block and you translate it back into Warhammer and vice versa
This would be INSANELY stupid to do because of the complexity, but like have a DnD character head up against a warhammer character or some shit.
DnD spells hit the Warhammer’s DnD stat block and you translate it back into Warhammer and vice versa
Haha fuck I forgot my student loans started pulling again this month
Well that puts me squarely out of my survivable budget
Well that puts me squarely out of my survivable budget
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Haha fuck I forgot my student loans started pulling again this month
Well that puts me squarely out of my survivable budget
Well that puts me squarely out of my survivable budget
If you type in the code 67 for a dominos carry out order you can get a large one topping pizza for $6.70
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you type in the code 67 for a dominos carry out order you can get a large one topping pizza for $6.70
Forever pissed off that I don’t have spritely and/or chiseled features
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Forever pissed off that I don’t have spritely and/or chiseled features
Concept: late Manga Laios and the caption “wouldst thou like to live deliciously”
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Concept: late Manga Laios and the caption “wouldst thou like to live deliciously”
I’m going to throw things I forgot about how intensely I react to when there are problems with my cosplay work in progress
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’m going to throw things I forgot about how intensely I react to when there are problems with my cosplay work in progress
I regret to inform the world that I kinda like Hazbin Hotel
Please don’t pelt me with rocks
Please don’t pelt me with rocks
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I regret to inform the world that I kinda like Hazbin Hotel
Please don’t pelt me with rocks
Please don’t pelt me with rocks
Legitimately feeling gross today
Hating my appearance is like at an all time high recently
I feel like I’m Too fat, feminine and hairy all at the same time, round in the wrong places, and a badly constructed mush of a person
I don’t think I’m lifting enough or often enough to gain muscle mass
Hating my appearance is like at an all time high recently
I feel like I’m Too fat, feminine and hairy all at the same time, round in the wrong places, and a badly constructed mush of a person
I don’t think I’m lifting enough or often enough to gain muscle mass
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Legitimately feeling gross today
Hating my appearance is like at an all time high recently
I feel like I’m Too fat, feminine and hairy all at the same time, round in the wrong places, and a badly constructed mush of a person
I don’t think I’m lifting enough or often enough to gain muscle mass
Hating my appearance is like at an all time high recently
I feel like I’m Too fat, feminine and hairy all at the same time, round in the wrong places, and a badly constructed mush of a person
I don’t think I’m lifting enough or often enough to gain muscle mass
Still really fucked up about some things my ex did post breakup.
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Still really fucked up about some things my ex did post breakup.
Please vote today.
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Please vote today.
JUMPSCARE ITS 2013
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
JUMPSCARE ITS 2013
I was a “Wherewolf” for Halloween
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I was a “Wherewolf” for Halloween
I forgot how expensive cosplay is
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I forgot how expensive cosplay is
No because you don’t understand, this is what my brain says I actually look like and it’s really kinda the worst thing ever
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No because you don’t understand, this is what my brain says I actually look like and it’s really kinda the worst thing ever
Goddamn I miss being this hot
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Goddamn I miss being this hot
Reposted by Sam Chance 🏳️⚧️
I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.