Sam Chance 🏳️⚧️
@smackaroney.bsky.social
He/They. 32 y/o. Singer, Cosplayer, Actor, Non-Profit Worker.
I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
I saw some girl doing bent over rows yesterday and absolutely YANKING both arms back because the weights were too heavy. It stressed me out.
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I saw some girl doing bent over rows yesterday and absolutely YANKING both arms back because the weights were too heavy. It stressed me out.
I may be a little ugly but at least I don’t filter my face until it looks like AI
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I may be a little ugly but at least I don’t filter my face until it looks like AI
God I’m happy that I never got a Percy Jackson tattoo… I would regret that so hard today.
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
God I’m happy that I never got a Percy Jackson tattoo… I would regret that so hard today.
I hate seeing someone at the gym who is absolutely going to injure themselves because I can’t intervene because it’s rude
AND
I don’t feel like I know enough to warrant saying something
AND
I don’t feel like I know enough to warrant saying something
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I hate seeing someone at the gym who is absolutely going to injure themselves because I can’t intervene because it’s rude
AND
I don’t feel like I know enough to warrant saying something
AND
I don’t feel like I know enough to warrant saying something
World of Warcraft is my favorite
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
World of Warcraft is my favorite
Biggest bullshit:
I went through trauma between 2020-2023 that ripped away a lot of my ability to self regulate my diet and ruined my ability to practice self care
I’m getting better at it again, but it’s a huge journey and I sometimes slip backwards
I miss the motivation I had when I was like 27
I went through trauma between 2020-2023 that ripped away a lot of my ability to self regulate my diet and ruined my ability to practice self care
I’m getting better at it again, but it’s a huge journey and I sometimes slip backwards
I miss the motivation I had when I was like 27
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Biggest bullshit:
I went through trauma between 2020-2023 that ripped away a lot of my ability to self regulate my diet and ruined my ability to practice self care
I’m getting better at it again, but it’s a huge journey and I sometimes slip backwards
I miss the motivation I had when I was like 27
I went through trauma between 2020-2023 that ripped away a lot of my ability to self regulate my diet and ruined my ability to practice self care
I’m getting better at it again, but it’s a huge journey and I sometimes slip backwards
I miss the motivation I had when I was like 27
Also I’m here 👀
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Also I’m here 👀
We’re around, we’re just hiding under our little toadstool mushrooms
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We’re around, we’re just hiding under our little toadstool mushrooms
I could buy
Under chin lipo
LASIK
A new couch
But not all three
Under chin lipo
LASIK
A new couch
But not all three
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I could buy
Under chin lipo
LASIK
A new couch
But not all three
Under chin lipo
LASIK
A new couch
But not all three
Dude there is absolutely no way I’d own up to this in public. Brave words.
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Dude there is absolutely no way I’d own up to this in public. Brave words.
It’s days like this when I’m home along sick that the loneliness really hits.
I even had a dream today that someone was just in the other room and that they were going to come out to sit with me.
Snowy and cold and sick and right after the holidays. What a time.
I even had a dream today that someone was just in the other room and that they were going to come out to sit with me.
Snowy and cold and sick and right after the holidays. What a time.
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s days like this when I’m home along sick that the loneliness really hits.
I even had a dream today that someone was just in the other room and that they were going to come out to sit with me.
Snowy and cold and sick and right after the holidays. What a time.
I even had a dream today that someone was just in the other room and that they were going to come out to sit with me.
Snowy and cold and sick and right after the holidays. What a time.
Went shopping for some new clothes for Christmas this year.
I’m super excited to have some new stuff to add to my wardrobe.
Please ignore how wide and round I am, the outfit speaks for itself
I’m super excited to have some new stuff to add to my wardrobe.
Please ignore how wide and round I am, the outfit speaks for itself
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Went shopping for some new clothes for Christmas this year.
I’m super excited to have some new stuff to add to my wardrobe.
Please ignore how wide and round I am, the outfit speaks for itself
I’m super excited to have some new stuff to add to my wardrobe.
Please ignore how wide and round I am, the outfit speaks for itself
Holidays are gonna be rough this year.
Not only am I alone, my sister just got engaged and I’m gonna have to listen to everyone talk about it.
Not only am I alone, my sister just got engaged and I’m gonna have to listen to everyone talk about it.
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Holidays are gonna be rough this year.
Not only am I alone, my sister just got engaged and I’m gonna have to listen to everyone talk about it.
Not only am I alone, my sister just got engaged and I’m gonna have to listen to everyone talk about it.
Man if yall knew how wild some of the gay men’s hookup apps get, you’d really see exactly how close to a Cyberpunk world we actually live in.
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Man if yall knew how wild some of the gay men’s hookup apps get, you’d really see exactly how close to a Cyberpunk world we actually live in.
Got a new haircut and I’m playing around with a middle part and I’m not sure how I feel about it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Got a new haircut and I’m playing around with a middle part and I’m not sure how I feel about it.
The “find my doopelgänger” group on Facebook simply confirmed that I’m ugly and fat so that’s fun for me
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The “find my doopelgänger” group on Facebook simply confirmed that I’m ugly and fat so that’s fun for me
It thinks I’m someone else lol
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It thinks I’m someone else lol
The AI on my iPhone has a whole separate album of when I did a makeup test of Arthur Morgan
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The AI on my iPhone has a whole separate album of when I did a makeup test of Arthur Morgan
I didn’t say they did, I just said it’s not the greatest. You can still like it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I didn’t say they did, I just said it’s not the greatest. You can still like it.
“Beat down kid finds out he has magic powers and is actually the most powerful and special kid” is really old.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“Beat down kid finds out he has magic powers and is actually the most powerful and special kid” is really old.
They’re… fine? Like they’re not excellent literature.
I probably would have liked them if I had read them in first or second grade.
But I read my first one when I was like 25 and the formula is just so played out.
I probably would have liked them if I had read them in first or second grade.
But I read my first one when I was like 25 and the formula is just so played out.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They’re… fine? Like they’re not excellent literature.
I probably would have liked them if I had read them in first or second grade.
But I read my first one when I was like 25 and the formula is just so played out.
I probably would have liked them if I had read them in first or second grade.
But I read my first one when I was like 25 and the formula is just so played out.