omg i just learned paper planes by mia is a sample
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
omg i just learned paper planes by mia is a sample
my problem with the skincare industry is that you can't take any of their claims seriously since it's always from the perspective of people trying to sell you things
December 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
my problem with the skincare industry is that you can't take any of their claims seriously since it's always from the perspective of people trying to sell you things
i could learn from lesbians
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i could learn from lesbians
"nobody wants to work anymore" i'm nobody
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
"nobody wants to work anymore" i'm nobody
it's crazy how teen pregnancy just quietly stopped being a culture-defining issue one day
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
it's crazy how teen pregnancy just quietly stopped being a culture-defining issue one day
alumnUS: there's only one of 'u' = singular
alumnI: you have two 'eyes' = plural
alumnI: you have two 'eyes' = plural
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
alumnUS: there's only one of 'u' = singular
alumnI: you have two 'eyes' = plural
alumnI: you have two 'eyes' = plural
i eat so much rice, they call me the rice queen
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i eat so much rice, they call me the rice queen
went to chinese class for the first time on saturday (你们好!) it was me and 3 korean older ladies, so i was the demographic anomaly. but then down the hall was a japanesee class where it was all the nastiest looking men i've ever seen. the demographics of language classes are crazy like that tho
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
went to chinese class for the first time on saturday (你们好!) it was me and 3 korean older ladies, so i was the demographic anomaly. but then down the hall was a japanesee class where it was all the nastiest looking men i've ever seen. the demographics of language classes are crazy like that tho
i wanna do something crazy
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
i wanna do something crazy
Reposted by slutto
[Q]
What would you like to say out loud with pride?
[A]
MY DICK IS HUGE!
[2010]
What would you like to say out loud with pride?
[A]
MY DICK IS HUGE!
[2010]
September 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
[Q]
What would you like to say out loud with pride?
[A]
MY DICK IS HUGE!
[2010]
What would you like to say out loud with pride?
[A]
MY DICK IS HUGE!
[2010]
did we say that it's going to rain all day tomorrow? oh, what we meant to say was it's not going to rain at all. sorry for the confusion
August 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
did we say that it's going to rain all day tomorrow? oh, what we meant to say was it's not going to rain at all. sorry for the confusion
mobius strip but it's the name of a really nerdy strip club
August 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
mobius strip but it's the name of a really nerdy strip club
Met the equivalent of the dril candles tweet yesterday but instead of candles it was lululemon
August 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Met the equivalent of the dril candles tweet yesterday but instead of candles it was lululemon
Emotionally Volatile And Need-Y
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Emotionally Volatile And Need-Y
had a big L this week but i'll be okay once i get back to doing the things i am good at
July 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
had a big L this week but i'll be okay once i get back to doing the things i am good at
i get my coffee in a tumbler to reduce waste but i always end up behind 3 different people each ordering 12 takeout coffees for their entire office and getting 4 plastic bags for their order
July 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i get my coffee in a tumbler to reduce waste but i always end up behind 3 different people each ordering 12 takeout coffees for their entire office and getting 4 plastic bags for their order
what if we all did something fun
July 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
what if we all did something fun
we introduced automated self-checkouts so employees can focus on the more productive work of going behind the register to fetch the key to unlock the glass case full of candy bars
July 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
we introduced automated self-checkouts so employees can focus on the more productive work of going behind the register to fetch the key to unlock the glass case full of candy bars
rearranging d*ck chairs on the titanic
July 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
rearranging d*ck chairs on the titanic
people who go traveling abroad 5 times a year are crazy to me. its cool to see new things and all but the dynamic between tourist and local was immediately evident and quite weird no matter where i went. i'd rather stay home with my friends or go somewhere my friend lives
July 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
people who go traveling abroad 5 times a year are crazy to me. its cool to see new things and all but the dynamic between tourist and local was immediately evident and quite weird no matter where i went. i'd rather stay home with my friends or go somewhere my friend lives
cursing like a sailor as a form of active listening
July 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
cursing like a sailor as a form of active listening
if you want to know the english language equivalent of <untranslatable abstract japanese word> i would nominate "bad taste." the idea that someone should be shamed for liking ed sheeran and coldplay is incomprehensible to many cultures
July 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
if you want to know the english language equivalent of <untranslatable abstract japanese word> i would nominate "bad taste." the idea that someone should be shamed for liking ed sheeran and coldplay is incomprehensible to many cultures