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spouse told me i’d pass better if i cut my nails but they’re not familiar with my game
young daniel molloy is a vibe. i mean he is a whole idiot, look at him. what a dumbass
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
young daniel molloy is a vibe. i mean he is a whole idiot, look at him. what a dumbass
ok, shows where at least one actor is just outlandishly talented and does their own songs in a genre where you otherwise wouldn’t expect it. i’ve got the witcher and iwtv so far, i know there’s way more
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ok, shows where at least one actor is just outlandishly talented and does their own songs in a genre where you otherwise wouldn’t expect it. i’ve got the witcher and iwtv so far, i know there’s way more
i started reading the iwtv books, and since so much of the themes of these stories deal heavily with race and gender, i’ve decided to never ever under any circumstances look up the fandom lol
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i started reading the iwtv books, and since so much of the themes of these stories deal heavily with race and gender, i’ve decided to never ever under any circumstances look up the fandom lol
i love when you block someone and forget why, so you unblock them and scroll their profile for exactly 3.2 seconds and see the worst take of all time and you’re like “oh yeah THAT’S why”
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i love when you block someone and forget why, so you unblock them and scroll their profile for exactly 3.2 seconds and see the worst take of all time and you’re like “oh yeah THAT’S why”
my favorite version of lestat is the hallucination lmao
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
my favorite version of lestat is the hallucination lmao
aight i gotta just delete the witcher feed altogether. it’s been days and i’ve only found one other person on here from the witcher fandom, everyone else is just bitching lol
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
aight i gotta just delete the witcher feed altogether. it’s been days and i’ve only found one other person on here from the witcher fandom, everyone else is just bitching lol
96% humidity is crazy fucking work dawg i live in the desert this is unbearable 😩
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
96% humidity is crazy fucking work dawg i live in the desert this is unbearable 😩
“jaskier and geralt are less gay :/” girl have you SEEN this?? this man is ready to risk it ALLLL. he’s about to make every single mistake all at once, tf you mean ‘less gay’
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“jaskier and geralt are less gay :/” girl have you SEEN this?? this man is ready to risk it ALLLL. he’s about to make every single mistake all at once, tf you mean ‘less gay’
it’s been so long since i’ve seen any good political news that i kind of thought i was being pranked for a sec
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it’s been so long since i’ve seen any good political news that i kind of thought i was being pranked for a sec
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I appreciate the heros out there who take on the burden of being the first to reach out to make plans or to just talk. It is a vital service that maintains all relationships. You are never bothering ppl, and even if you were, some of us need to be bothered or die in willful isolation.
Keep going.
Keep going.
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I appreciate the heros out there who take on the burden of being the first to reach out to make plans or to just talk. It is a vital service that maintains all relationships. You are never bothering ppl, and even if you were, some of us need to be bothered or die in willful isolation.
Keep going.
Keep going.
if you see me parked like a total asshole in a slanted spot, i’m so sorry it’s because if i park at that angle the wheelchair ramp deploys into the curb
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
if you see me parked like a total asshole in a slanted spot, i’m so sorry it’s because if i park at that angle the wheelchair ramp deploys into the curb
idk i’ve been rewatching the whole series of the witcher and honestly i think s4 might be my favorite, with 3 as a close second. (we don’t talk about s2, that one didn’t happen)
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
idk i’ve been rewatching the whole series of the witcher and honestly i think s4 might be my favorite, with 3 as a close second. (we don’t talk about s2, that one didn’t happen)
so, stregobor systematically kills a bunch of innocent girls born under an eclipse, like renfri from s1e1, and another by the name of falka
ciri hallucinates falka in the desert when she gets lost after the explosion at tor lara
ciri goes on the join the rats under the pseudonym of falka
ciri hallucinates falka in the desert when she gets lost after the explosion at tor lara
ciri goes on the join the rats under the pseudonym of falka
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
so, stregobor systematically kills a bunch of innocent girls born under an eclipse, like renfri from s1e1, and another by the name of falka
ciri hallucinates falka in the desert when she gets lost after the explosion at tor lara
ciri goes on the join the rats under the pseudonym of falka
ciri hallucinates falka in the desert when she gets lost after the explosion at tor lara
ciri goes on the join the rats under the pseudonym of falka
there’s hardly anything but complaining in the witcher feed here, where’s the actual fandom hanging out? am i gonna have to get on another platform again 😭
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
there’s hardly anything but complaining in the witcher feed here, where’s the actual fandom hanging out? am i gonna have to get on another platform again 😭
good morning i’m enjoying the new season of the witcher even more the second time around
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
good morning i’m enjoying the new season of the witcher even more the second time around
episode 5 is a fever dream musical. i fucking love this show, i bet this was so much fun to do
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
episode 5 is a fever dream musical. i fucking love this show, i bet this was so much fun to do
“Yes, bitch.”
— Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove
— Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“Yes, bitch.”
— Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove
— Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove
new season reminder that Ciri is the main character, not geralt. the story is about her, she’s the witcher
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
new season reminder that Ciri is the main character, not geralt. the story is about her, she’s the witcher
hemsworth geralt is everything i ever dreamed this is fantastic and hilarious
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
hemsworth geralt is everything i ever dreamed this is fantastic and hilarious
hemsworth geralt drops tomorrow and i for one am very excited
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hemsworth geralt drops tomorrow and i for one am very excited
"i'd rather die actually" gale is so fucking relatable lmao
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"i'd rather die actually" gale is so fucking relatable lmao
someone will probably kill me for this but radovid reminds me of lestat. i like imagining them as the same person, it’s really entertaining
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
someone will probably kill me for this but radovid reminds me of lestat. i like imagining them as the same person, it’s really entertaining
finally built my shelf 🎉 so much room for more plants now lol
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
finally built my shelf 🎉 so much room for more plants now lol