SlowpokeBoi
@slowpokeboi.bsky.social
Father of 3 🐈. Married 💍. Jedi. Espada #2. Slowpoke Enthusiast. Little Monster. Beef LoMein Devourer.
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I guess I wasn’t part of that “everyone deserves a chance to fly” group
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I guess I wasn’t part of that “everyone deserves a chance to fly” group
Whelp turns out I had undiagnosed type 2 diabeetus 🤷🏽♂️
Weird cause earlier in the year I got checked for it and they said nah you all good 🙄
Weird cause earlier in the year I got checked for it and they said nah you all good 🙄
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Whelp turns out I had undiagnosed type 2 diabeetus 🤷🏽♂️
Weird cause earlier in the year I got checked for it and they said nah you all good 🙄
Weird cause earlier in the year I got checked for it and they said nah you all good 🙄
Sorry I’ve been absent but Been feeling like shit since the start of this month. Feels like my body is deteriorating or something. Just waiting to hear back from my primary doctor, but don’t know if I can wait that long…
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sorry I’ve been absent but Been feeling like shit since the start of this month. Feels like my body is deteriorating or something. Just waiting to hear back from my primary doctor, but don’t know if I can wait that long…
✨ and all that jazz ✨
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
✨ and all that jazz ✨
Who yall rooting for on Dragula? Cause seeing Abhora finally get the wins she deserves is 🤌🏽
a person with a party hat on their head and a purple and white wig
ALT: a person with a party hat on their head and a purple and white wig
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November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Who yall rooting for on Dragula? Cause seeing Abhora finally get the wins she deserves is 🤌🏽
They’re finally building a Dunkins near me!! I can feel like an east coaster again
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They’re finally building a Dunkins near me!! I can feel like an east coaster again
🚽 dirty bathroom work selfie 🚽
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I like being able to wear layers again 😗
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I like being able to wear layers again 😗
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🚽 dirty bathroom work selfie 🚽
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I like being able to wear layers again 😗
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I like being able to wear layers again 😗
My younger coworkers had no idea who ABBA was (not even the baby gay)…
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My younger coworkers had no idea who ABBA was (not even the baby gay)…
Drop something RED
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Drop something RED
Still shiny hunting for my slowpoke
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Still shiny hunting for my slowpoke
If you don’t watch Hocus Pocus for Halloween, then did you really celebrate?
a woman in a witch costume is saying i put a spell on you and now you 're mine
ALT: a woman in a witch costume is saying i put a spell on you and now you 're mine
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October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you don’t watch Hocus Pocus for Halloween, then did you really celebrate?
It's Halloween! Quote with your Top 4 Ghost-Type Pokémon 👻
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's Halloween! Quote with your Top 4 Ghost-Type Pokémon 👻
ᶻ ࣪ 𝗓 ࣪˖ 𐰁⊹ ࣪ ˖ Happy Halloween 🎃 ᶻ ࣪ 𝗓 ࣪˖ 𐰁⊹ ࣪ ˖
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
ᶻ ࣪ 𝗓 ࣪˖ 𐰁⊹ ࣪ ˖ Happy Halloween 🎃 ᶻ ࣪ 𝗓 ࣪˖ 𐰁⊹ ࣪ ˖
To those who celebrate, Happy New Set Day! Hope y’all got some good pulls 🙌🏽 the Mega Altaria immersive art card is soooooooo gorgeous 🤩
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
To those who celebrate, Happy New Set Day! Hope y’all got some good pulls 🙌🏽 the Mega Altaria immersive art card is soooooooo gorgeous 🤩
Worked 12hrs today
My reward thus forth is Tacos, Dragula, and staying up late playing Pokémon
My reward thus forth is Tacos, Dragula, and staying up late playing Pokémon
October 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Worked 12hrs today
My reward thus forth is Tacos, Dragula, and staying up late playing Pokémon
My reward thus forth is Tacos, Dragula, and staying up late playing Pokémon
I still find myself struggling to spell Lasagna 🫥🫥🫥
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I still find myself struggling to spell Lasagna 🫥🫥🫥
When your ride or die announces their pregnancy, you step up and become the best ✨Gay Uncle Fairy Godfather✨ that you were meant to be 🫡
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
When your ride or die announces their pregnancy, you step up and become the best ✨Gay Uncle Fairy Godfather✨ that you were meant to be 🫡
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I don’t think ICE agents deserve the amount of hate they are being given. They deserve WAY MORE hate!!
October 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don’t think ICE agents deserve the amount of hate they are being given. They deserve WAY MORE hate!!
🥺 he noticed my fomo 🥹
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Also chipotle 🌯💕
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Also chipotle 🌯💕
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🥺 he noticed my fomo 🥹
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Also chipotle 🌯💕
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Also chipotle 🌯💕
5’4 & 6’3
Now guess who’s the little spoon 🤭
Now guess who’s the little spoon 🤭
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
5’4 & 6’3
Now guess who’s the little spoon 🤭
Now guess who’s the little spoon 🤭
I don’t wanna work tonight 😭 cause that means gym right afterwards 💀
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don’t wanna work tonight 😭 cause that means gym right afterwards 💀
Yall think my Halloween costume is too much for work?
October 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yall think my Halloween costume is too much for work?
Trying to look cute in these trying times (still don’t have Legends ZA)
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Trying to look cute in these trying times (still don’t have Legends ZA)
I’m not playing Legends ZA only cause I still need to beat the Scarlet/Violet DLC (and not cause I don’t have a switch 2)
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m not playing Legends ZA only cause I still need to beat the Scarlet/Violet DLC (and not cause I don’t have a switch 2)