slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking)
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iowa irredentist
lysiclaude monoship with exception of purple merc twink, claude's bitchy bro, and other family members
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iowa irredentist
lysiclaude monoship with exception of purple merc twink, claude's bitchy bro, and other family members
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slotumn.tumblr.com
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i write a lot of #lysiclaude. lysithea von ordelia, claude von riegan, and the golden deer live rent free in my head where they constantly commit incest and atrocities
i also do #fe3h worldbuilding analysis
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i write a lot of #lysiclaude. lysithea von ordelia, claude von riegan, and the golden deer live rent free in my head where they constantly commit incest and atrocities
i also do #fe3h worldbuilding analysis
archiveofourown.org/users/slotumn
slotumn.tumblr.com
normally i would be a hater about another character getting a second scale figure before claude but byleth gets a pass because she's allowed to humiliate the lords and that includes outside of universe
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
normally i would be a hater about another character getting a second scale figure before claude but byleth gets a pass because she's allowed to humiliate the lords and that includes outside of universe
idk if i ship gubo and yisang necessarily but gubo acting like an ex bf /and/ being called that by even the male dominated parts of kr fandom is hilarious to me. everyone went "there is no heterosexual explanation for this"
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
idk if i ship gubo and yisang necessarily but gubo acting like an ex bf /and/ being called that by even the male dominated parts of kr fandom is hilarious to me. everyone went "there is no heterosexual explanation for this"
if lysithea was a twink then claude abdicating in lysiclaude ending is simply historical and cultural accuracy
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
if lysithea was a twink then claude abdicating in lysiclaude ending is simply historical and cultural accuracy
no fucking thoughts in her head i love this bitch
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November 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
no fucking thoughts in her head i love this bitch
#fe3h #wipwednesday
note: shahid did not say those things
(he did say something racist but not those specifically)
note: shahid did not say those things
(he did say something racist but not those specifically)
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
#fe3h #wipwednesday
note: shahid did not say those things
(he did say something racist but not those specifically)
note: shahid did not say those things
(he did say something racist but not those specifically)
claude von riegan opens up fódlan to the rest of the world, as a result his opponents in almyran court learn about fódlan's history and then start going "lmao you used a weapon (hero's relics) literally forged from war crimes" every time he tries to morally grandstand
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
claude von riegan opens up fódlan to the rest of the world, as a result his opponents in almyran court learn about fódlan's history and then start going "lmao you used a weapon (hero's relics) literally forged from war crimes" every time he tries to morally grandstand
this is claude von riegan
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
this is claude von riegan
my current idea for this
-byleth stays conscious for most of the timeskip, wakes a few weeks to month years later washed up at a river rather than the entire timeskip
-ends up a vagrant for 5 years and watches fódlan spiralling into hell up close, thanks to the lords' decisions
-byleth stays conscious for most of the timeskip, wakes a few weeks to month years later washed up at a river rather than the entire timeskip
-ends up a vagrant for 5 years and watches fódlan spiralling into hell up close, thanks to the lords' decisions
thinks about byleth going lord of hongyuan on fodlan and gets so horny that i pass out
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
my current idea for this
-byleth stays conscious for most of the timeskip, wakes a few weeks to month years later washed up at a river rather than the entire timeskip
-ends up a vagrant for 5 years and watches fódlan spiralling into hell up close, thanks to the lords' decisions
-byleth stays conscious for most of the timeskip, wakes a few weeks to month years later washed up at a river rather than the entire timeskip
-ends up a vagrant for 5 years and watches fódlan spiralling into hell up close, thanks to the lords' decisions
my new rule is that if it's an action game then the hit feedback should at least feel as satisfying as watching sinners beat up enemies in limbus
i continue to have questions about how they backslid from hi3rd combat to genshin combat btw
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
my new rule is that if it's an action game then the hit feedback should at least feel as satisfying as watching sinners beat up enemies in limbus
my in-universe toxic factionalism fe3h fics may take a break but they will never stop that is the slotumn promise
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
my in-universe toxic factionalism fe3h fics may take a break but they will never stop that is the slotumn promise
i wish i had the energy to try out new gachas/live service games for the hell of it but i tried duet night abyss over the weekend and went "what the fuck is this optimization for an action game that doesn't feel half as good as dmc or bayonetta"
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i wish i had the energy to try out new gachas/live service games for the hell of it but i tried duet night abyss over the weekend and went "what the fuck is this optimization for an action game that doesn't feel half as good as dmc or bayonetta"
anybody wanna make a tian tian x last engage mashup or do i have to do everything around here,
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
anybody wanna make a tian tian x last engage mashup or do i have to do everything around here,
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Drew some Turkish historical figures
September 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Drew some Turkish historical figures
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My ultimate fantasy is to be a nomadic warlord who charges on my horse with my homies while throat singing and brandishing my sword at sedentary civilizations
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My ultimate fantasy is to be a nomadic warlord who charges on my horse with my homies while throat singing and brandishing my sword at sedentary civilizations
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Ranking the most beautiful twink emperors in world history who had tragic lives
September 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ranking the most beautiful twink emperors in world history who had tragic lives
unironically a good writing/characterization exercise is deciding what kind of bigotries your blorbos would hold. you can't say you want character depth and avoid the ugly parts, and i don't mean ugly just as in "unpleasant presentation" i mean ugly as in actually harmful to society
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
unironically a good writing/characterization exercise is deciding what kind of bigotries your blorbos would hold. you can't say you want character depth and avoid the ugly parts, and i don't mean ugly just as in "unpleasant presentation" i mean ugly as in actually harmful to society
"my gender dysphoria isn't that bad," said the person who regularly froths about how much they hate men and women and desires violent rejection of all things associated with those genders
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"my gender dysphoria isn't that bad," said the person who regularly froths about how much they hate men and women and desires violent rejection of all things associated with those genders
btw fantasy/sci-fi settings that have nonbinary characters while shrugging off the physical/sexual characteristic aspects are cowardly
like what not even a passing mention about sexual trimorphism or a way to avoid both male and female puberties without major health issues??
like what not even a passing mention about sexual trimorphism or a way to avoid both male and female puberties without major health issues??
this + "body type 1 and 2/voices A and B that's obviously just man and woman with selectable they/them pronouns as band-aid" are my worst enemies wrt "nonbinary representation"
nonbinary people might not owe you androgyny but that and not having it be a real option at all are different stories
nonbinary people might not owe you androgyny but that and not having it be a real option at all are different stories
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
btw fantasy/sci-fi settings that have nonbinary characters while shrugging off the physical/sexual characteristic aspects are cowardly
like what not even a passing mention about sexual trimorphism or a way to avoid both male and female puberties without major health issues??
like what not even a passing mention about sexual trimorphism or a way to avoid both male and female puberties without major health issues??
as an asian nonbinary people need to stop being willingly dense when it comes to anime/adjacent media characters who designed for androgynous/crossdressing moe
namely i think people need to stop pretending they're actual transgender/nb representation. they're not and you know it don't gaslight me
namely i think people need to stop pretending they're actual transgender/nb representation. they're not and you know it don't gaslight me
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
as an asian nonbinary people need to stop being willingly dense when it comes to anime/adjacent media characters who designed for androgynous/crossdressing moe
namely i think people need to stop pretending they're actual transgender/nb representation. they're not and you know it don't gaslight me
namely i think people need to stop pretending they're actual transgender/nb representation. they're not and you know it don't gaslight me
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i want to put shahid fire emblem and kromer limbus company in the same room
July 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i want to put shahid fire emblem and kromer limbus company in the same room
heishou pack - shizi branch
found screenshots for full art of Lion Dimitri in that new mobile game:
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
heishou pack - shizi branch
fire emblem shadows having furry monster versions of the characters is just like limbus company's ego corrosion if you think about it
September 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
fire emblem shadows having furry monster versions of the characters is just like limbus company's ego corrosion if you think about it
fire emblem shadows give me bnuuy lysithea and my money is yours
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
fire emblem shadows give me bnuuy lysithea and my money is yours
once again i am thinking of lysithea calling claude a westoid
if i were to put lysithea and claude in our world i'd make lysithea greek and claude (half) turkish. and lysithea can stand the turk part but she can't forgive him for being spiritually west european and working at a dubai think tank
September 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
once again i am thinking of lysithea calling claude a westoid
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hence the fandom tendency to just dump any kind of setting/au/etc onto characters does not appeal to me at all. like if lysithea and claude are irl american they are not lysithea and claude anymore. make them european at least. make claude a polisci/business double major who works in dubai
September 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
hence the fandom tendency to just dump any kind of setting/au/etc onto characters does not appeal to me at all. like if lysithea and claude are irl american they are not lysithea and claude anymore. make them european at least. make claude a polisci/business double major who works in dubai