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Abu Hajaar
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I like goop and slug😼meow
America need someone like me to run the joint!! @mmfa.bsky.social @usatoday.com
December 3, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?

Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
December 2, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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At the dentist. Boobs in my face. Fingers in my mouth. And yet society will tell me I’m the bad guy for getting a boner at 9:30 on a Tuesday morning #goop
December 3, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Calling all Goopable Blue Skylanders

It has come to my attention that there is a significant decrease in goop output among the Goopist community. Although the sky mayn’t be quite as blue, we can not give up the fight! We must secure the existence of our people and a future for goopists / therians!
November 26, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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One of those relaxing ‘walking through the city’ videos but instead I just follow one pedestrian back to their home and show it to the internet
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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These poor ghost, they fear the squirtwell 😀😏 @playphasmo.bsky.social @goopboy.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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She pull on my lever till I kronk
November 21, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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“Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in the ancient Greek republics: freedom for the slave-owners.”

-Vladimir Lenin, The State and Revolution
November 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
GOMD ft Yung Fellaz out soon goop goop 😼‼️‼️‼️
November 20, 2024 at 10:10 AM
I’ve just goopeds goopsie daisy
Blowin up the toilet call me Osama Bin Pardon me I have to go to the bathroom
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Regoop
Definitely a peaky blinders cap kind of day …
November 19, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Goopygoop 😼
November 19, 2024 at 9:49 AM
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Just unfollowed @bsky.app, goop on that 😎
November 19, 2024 at 9:45 AM
😼
November 19, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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She spotty on my nosh till I’m well
November 19, 2024 at 9:33 AM
@192thefump.bsky.social hey buddy 😼🥛👅
November 19, 2024 at 9:38 AM