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programmer // coffee fox & vaporwave protogen // queer // leftist

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i'm upset by this, that isn't how orbit works
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
like from homestar runner?
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
munchos <3
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
day 4 of my new twilight princess playthrough: still working through the opening section. tell my family i will see them next year when i finally make it to the first dungeon.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i wonder when people currently in their mid-20s are gonna figure out that "it's actually ok when we're constantly being sold shit as long as you, personally, don't buy it" really fucking sucks actually and just excuses plastering the planet with ads.

this is about cosmetic mtx.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my fitted sheet is a switch
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the 6-7 meme has been a roaring success at getting the cringiest millennials to instantly forget that memes don't last that long so they can whine and complain about two numbers all over the internet, lol.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
dick cheney is fucking dead
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
just wanna share these pics of my cats
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
people sure are quickly starting to realize (war array too late) that the lying machine built exclusively to lie for marketing reasons is a lying liar that lies constantly.

almost like literally everyone that cared said it would because it could never be anything else in a profit-seeking society.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
my butt took it good sry
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i'm tired, boss
October 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imagine if people who smoked pot every day stopped pretending that they still get stoned.

i know your tolerance is too high to get stoned. i know because mine is, too.
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
gonna start smoking again tbh
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
it is never going to not be shocking to me that there are grown adults whose attention spans don't even last an entire sentence. truly, they can't even read the first half of this post without a distraction.
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
anyone wanna wander around chicago at like 1:30am doing photography and bullying me cuz i'm kinda bad at it
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
gonna make a cool cat parody just called "shit cat"
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
reminder to make street art
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
oh no! they put lies on the internet? that's terrible! they should be ashamed of themselves!
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
many of my beers are finished with this view of a glass butthole
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
gonna go get myself killed in universe 6 by being annoying.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
honestly i have yet to buy weed legally that even comes close to the quality i'd get when i bought the good shit from a dealer.
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
upper bounds of the intelligence level of the typical pro-AI person.
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
they ever fix the game-breaking bugs in silksong or is everyone still pretending they don't exist?
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM