Straight up jorkin' it
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I love fat hairy old men
I love fat hairy old men
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wtf it's been 8 months???
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
wtf it's been 8 months???
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Everyday I fight the urge to combust into a trillion pieces and get spread across time and space. Anyways here’s that TV that I fucking hate.
#deltaruined
#deltaruined
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Everyday I fight the urge to combust into a trillion pieces and get spread across time and space. Anyways here’s that TV that I fucking hate.
#deltaruined
#deltaruined
aaaah the good old jerk n sleep before opening shift ✨✨✨
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
aaaah the good old jerk n sleep before opening shift ✨✨✨
how I stare at my screen while a tiktok of the zzz mod where the furry dude's fat cock and balls are dangling about
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
how I stare at my screen while a tiktok of the zzz mod where the furry dude's fat cock and balls are dangling about
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yeah I sexualize middle aged pathetic men what of it????!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
yeah I sexualize middle aged pathetic men what of it????!!
,UGHHH
I hate that the character h*sk appeals to be from hh (I do not support the creator and will not support the show I prommy) I want to rip him from the show and make him my own character
I hate that the character h*sk appeals to be from hh (I do not support the creator and will not support the show I prommy) I want to rip him from the show and make him my own character
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
,UGHHH
I hate that the character h*sk appeals to be from hh (I do not support the creator and will not support the show I prommy) I want to rip him from the show and make him my own character
I hate that the character h*sk appeals to be from hh (I do not support the creator and will not support the show I prommy) I want to rip him from the show and make him my own character
weed that makes you fat and horny
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
weed that makes you fat and horny
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Was bulge studying.. always felt like my bulge game wasnt strong enough
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Was bulge studying.. always felt like my bulge game wasnt strong enough
lrt:
THANK YOU I love the doomed old man yaoi but holy dick and balls y'all need to stop using it as a reason to be a racist dick sniffer
THANK YOU I love the doomed old man yaoi but holy dick and balls y'all need to stop using it as a reason to be a racist dick sniffer
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
lrt:
THANK YOU I love the doomed old man yaoi but holy dick and balls y'all need to stop using it as a reason to be a racist dick sniffer
THANK YOU I love the doomed old man yaoi but holy dick and balls y'all need to stop using it as a reason to be a racist dick sniffer
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Listen I like Jayvik but if anyone is going to be fucking racist about meljay or Mel you can fuck off. You don’t have to love the ship but the visceral hatred is something else, you’re not championing queerness it’s just misogynynoir. Shipping is not your free card to be racist.
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Listen I like Jayvik but if anyone is going to be fucking racist about meljay or Mel you can fuck off. You don’t have to love the ship but the visceral hatred is something else, you’re not championing queerness it’s just misogynynoir. Shipping is not your free card to be racist.
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hydraulic pressing him into liquified paste
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
hydraulic pressing him into liquified paste
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Very quick sketch from ref (kinda?) because I was having fun drawing
A curse upon anyone who draws Falin with a small nose (or small boobs)
A curse upon anyone who draws Falin with a small nose (or small boobs)
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Very quick sketch from ref (kinda?) because I was having fun drawing
A curse upon anyone who draws Falin with a small nose (or small boobs)
A curse upon anyone who draws Falin with a small nose (or small boobs)
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What if Caine threw in the towel & refused to write any more adventures & transformed into a fat washed up deadbeat during a midlife crisis. haha.
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What if Caine threw in the towel & refused to write any more adventures & transformed into a fat washed up deadbeat during a midlife crisis. haha.
twirling my pubes
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
twirling my pubes
Hmmm cinnamon roll bunny boy character for horny purposes 🧐🧐🧐🧐
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hmmm cinnamon roll bunny boy character for horny purposes 🧐🧐🧐🧐
now let me hold your rolls while I tell you this-
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
now let me hold your rolls while I tell you this-
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I made a post of how I draw cock tips, so I may as well make on for how I draw coochie
It ain’t perfect, and I still heavily recommend you use real photos for reference, but it’s good as a sort of guidelines
Just have fun with it!!!!!!!
It ain’t perfect, and I still heavily recommend you use real photos for reference, but it’s good as a sort of guidelines
Just have fun with it!!!!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I made a post of how I draw cock tips, so I may as well make on for how I draw coochie
It ain’t perfect, and I still heavily recommend you use real photos for reference, but it’s good as a sort of guidelines
Just have fun with it!!!!!!!
It ain’t perfect, and I still heavily recommend you use real photos for reference, but it’s good as a sort of guidelines
Just have fun with it!!!!!!!
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please support ur friends making creative shit in this cruel world. u have no idea how much a kind comment can mean to an artist when every website just tries to make you focus on the numbers
April 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
please support ur friends making creative shit in this cruel world. u have no idea how much a kind comment can mean to an artist when every website just tries to make you focus on the numbers
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The best weapons we average schumucks have against facism is humor and knowledge. Knowing the truth and mocking the absurd can be extremely powerful in the face of wannabe authoritarian arrogance.
October 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The best weapons we average schumucks have against facism is humor and knowledge. Knowing the truth and mocking the absurd can be extremely powerful in the face of wannabe authoritarian arrogance.
I lost weight and the t wasn't absorbing properly damn 🙃🙃🙃🙃
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I lost weight and the t wasn't absorbing properly damn 🙃🙃🙃🙃
I need to get cracked again then I can feel at peace
October 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I need to get cracked again then I can feel at peace
going to have to go back to man juice injections my t is almost as low as they were pre t holy dickenballs
October 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
going to have to go back to man juice injections my t is almost as low as they were pre t holy dickenballs