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olive
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treading water, castle burning
working in an office 2x a week now so i have to dress like Timlin crimes of the future
September 7, 2023 at 1:02 PM
scared about the film “Bottoms”. feels like i’m about to get tricked or fooled
September 3, 2023 at 3:34 AM
it’s really funny how much “just three white girls” energy boygenius has
August 24, 2023 at 4:05 PM
mom got a rhinoplasty and is seeing tim heidecker tn.. she’s living my dream
August 19, 2023 at 10:12 PM
the clive barker shorts i’m reading are all like “the detective found a scary skeleton 😳 who was jacking off 😈”
August 18, 2023 at 10:00 PM
sick for over a week feel like im fading from the world like marty mc fly
August 18, 2023 at 9:20 PM
was wondering why so many tgirls were hitting me up on grindr this week and remembered i changed my position from vers bottom to vers top
August 9, 2023 at 6:37 PM
was told i will receive a reinstatement offer from my old job either today or early next week 😇
August 4, 2023 at 5:01 PM
embracing my vers top calling
August 3, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by olive
amtrak, cdot, metra, and Illinois just announced a new infrastructure initiative called brain train midwest, which sounds like a dick sucking competition held at the rosemont convention center
August 3, 2023 at 4:28 PM
now that i’m getting a good job i can go back to making a handful of microviral tweets a week instead of dozens of angsty vents and blurry selfies
August 2, 2023 at 4:21 PM
been stuck inside at coffee job hell for so long i forgot you have to put sunscreen on when you go outside
July 30, 2023 at 5:26 PM
started progesterone again knowing it would make me emotional and have spent this weekend being like “d-does everyone hate me 😭” even tho all my friends are kind to me all the time
July 30, 2023 at 11:22 AM
blair witch project.. great american film
July 25, 2023 at 2:39 AM
did that thing again where i set aside a week to get something done and then accidentally get anxious and sad because i’m doing a big work thing instead of hanging with friends or cooking a big meal or going to the park every day
July 24, 2023 at 3:20 AM
resisted the urge to cut all ties and escape from my life and now i am grateful for my relationships.. nice 🙂
July 22, 2023 at 10:28 PM
having past irl conflict with online microcelebs is funny because u always have the power to start a harassment campaign against urself just by posting about it
July 20, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Reposted by olive
i am once again Chicagoposting
July 17, 2023 at 12:07 AM
my grindr bio says that sometimes i fuck gay guys so i get dozens of messages like this a week
July 15, 2023 at 11:20 PM
hmm getting laid off really does kind of ruin your life 🧐🤔
July 13, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by olive
whenever someone has a trait that you find slightly admirable and preferential to traits you exhibit, you should do everything in your power to become identical to that person and every thought you have should be accompanied by a critical evaluation ld the gap between your action and theirs.
July 11, 2023 at 12:47 AM
i know i have it easy but it’s insane that my job only gives one 10 minute break for 6 hours of work
July 9, 2023 at 8:00 PM
walking around trader joe’s like the t-1000 and thinking “i hate american families”
July 9, 2023 at 7:11 PM