@slidemanernie.bsky.social
@slidemanernie.bsky.social
Retired band director/concert manager/trombonist residing in Southern ME. Trained in the heat of Twitter where I had 110K followers. Fan of puns, Boston, the color blue, early jazz & more.
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Next time a stranger won't go away, make a weird face and using a low voice say, "Sorry - it has been a long time since I've possessed a body."
The best drivers are wreckless drivers.
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The best drivers are wreckless drivers.
Musicians know all the keys to success.
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Musicians know all the keys to success.
Shopping malls might very well be our Roman-style ruins one day.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Shopping malls might very well be our Roman-style ruins one day.
I was going to do that but then you told me to do that.
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I was going to do that but then you told me to do that.
"It's called being witty. You should try it sometime."
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"It's called being witty. You should try it sometime."
Why are cheese terrific at getting places?
They always find their whey.
They always find their whey.
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Why are cheese terrific at getting places?
They always find their whey.
They always find their whey.
I do what I want, when I want and where I want.
Right after I ask the wife.
Right after I ask the wife.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I do what I want, when I want and where I want.
Right after I ask the wife.
Right after I ask the wife.
Centuries ago she was about to call it the "bilical" cord, but that midwife hesitated.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Centuries ago she was about to call it the "bilical" cord, but that midwife hesitated.
Inviting friends over for dinner is so different with cannibalism.
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Inviting friends over for dinner is so different with cannibalism.
Re-writing Dickens's 'Christmas Carol.' My Ebenezer Scrooge will be a surly comedian. Instead of "Bah Humbug" he will say "Bah Dum Tiss."
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Re-writing Dickens's 'Christmas Carol.' My Ebenezer Scrooge will be a surly comedian. Instead of "Bah Humbug" he will say "Bah Dum Tiss."
More general managers should have attended trade school.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
More general managers should have attended trade school.
When asked about weekend plans then and now, responding by saying, "I plan to go on a binge" meant different things.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When asked about weekend plans then and now, responding by saying, "I plan to go on a binge" meant different things.
Anyone who rings the church bell has a lot of pull in the community.
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Anyone who rings the church bell has a lot of pull in the community.
"Garbage in, garbage out" could have been the first trash talking.
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Garbage in, garbage out" could have been the first trash talking.
Could I interest you in my tutorial on relevancy?
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Could I interest you in my tutorial on relevancy?
Friday has to be the best F-word.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Friday has to be the best F-word.
I'm writing a TV series called "Landmines." It should do well in the sweeps.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm writing a TV series called "Landmines." It should do well in the sweeps.
PASSWORD: Practically All Security Systems Won't Open Regardless, Dude.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
PASSWORD: Practically All Security Systems Won't Open Regardless, Dude.
"What was your allowance growing up?"
"I was allowed to live there."
"I was allowed to live there."
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"What was your allowance growing up?"
"I was allowed to live there."
"I was allowed to live there."
Once upon a time I was hungry.
And that's what happened to your chocolate.
And that's what happened to your chocolate.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Once upon a time I was hungry.
And that's what happened to your chocolate.
And that's what happened to your chocolate.
Bacon - the reason I'm not a vegetarian.
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Bacon - the reason I'm not a vegetarian.
Pat Boyle, overnight Infinity Sports host, said it's all over for the Patriots and the Jets will come up big tonight. I will try to enjoy today at least. #NFL
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Pat Boyle, overnight Infinity Sports host, said it's all over for the Patriots and the Jets will come up big tonight. I will try to enjoy today at least. #NFL
@minakimes.bsky.social
Really enjoy your work.
Really enjoy your work.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social
Really enjoy your work.
Really enjoy your work.
NETFLIX: Never Ending Time Flowing Like It's Xanadu.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
NETFLIX: Never Ending Time Flowing Like It's Xanadu.
I like to learn something new every day.
Ears never stop growing. While on the subject, earlobes serve no biological purpose.
Ears never stop growing. While on the subject, earlobes serve no biological purpose.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I like to learn something new every day.
Ears never stop growing. While on the subject, earlobes serve no biological purpose.
Ears never stop growing. While on the subject, earlobes serve no biological purpose.