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sleepymofo
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An annoying Bay Area sports fan who primarily posts about the #SJSharks | Likes other animals more than most humans and will repost adoption opportunities.
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The hell it didn't #SJSharks
Vegas lost to Minnesota in OT?

I wouldn't know how that feels like.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Daryl Johnston is exhausting. And maybe it's also because he was a Dallas Cowboy.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What's going on with getting the extra point? #49ers
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I still roll with this #SJSharks team, ups and downs and all.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Me as a #SJSharks fan:
a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing
ALT: a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
We keeping an eye on Keaton Verhoeff for next year's draft #SJSharks
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Feels like every team now knows how to neutralize Celebrini, and forces the rest of the team to beat them.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Maybe it was a jinx when Bay Area sports media were finally noticing the #SJSharks
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ryan Reaves is the ultimate hype man. #SJSharks

"Release us!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Let me try this again since I omitted so much info. I am giving away 2 tickets to the #SJSharks v. LA Kings game on 11/20, which is also Alumni night. I am only offering this to mutuals who live in the Bay Area. Please DM me if you're interested.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Edited with Nirvana, this clip hits hard.

www.reddit.com/r/hockey/com...
Wolf & Hellebuyck pregame routine
www.reddit.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What a comeback by the Buffalo Sabres!
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When I have to listen to the Florida Panthers broadcast team today:
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
#DubNation when the rest of the league thought they were done:
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Sure, show me videos of your kid’s piano recital … again.

Toni Guy | Male | 7 years old | 6 lbs
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Learn and move on. This too shall pass.
Dickinson took the loss hard, could see it in his face.

On Coleman goal turnover: "Just miscommunication, an unfortunate bounce. I got to make a better play there. I'm caught standing still & get pickpocketed."

Kurashev: "Just some miscommunication...not a great play by us."
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This whole game the Sharks have looked like the team with only 4 wins.
a man wearing a blue hat and a gold chain is coughing
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media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Let's do this #SJSharks
Manifesting circle :

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Goal
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November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
C'mon, #SJSharks!
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Need a one-of-a-kind weirdo in your life? We found your boy.

King Smash | Male | 10 years old | 54 lbs
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me when I hear Tatsuya Imai will enter the MLB posting process

VS

Me hearing he'll just sign with LA.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Wisdom | Female | 7 years old | 4 lbs
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM