sleepymofo
@sleepymofo.bsky.social
Sacrasm and corny jokes may not be for all. An annoying Bay Area sports fan who primarily posts about the #SJSharks | Likes other animals more than most humans and will repost adoption opportunities.
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Me about the Pats and Seahawks:
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Me about the Pats and Seahawks:
Seeing Vegas lose by a lot:
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Seeing Vegas lose by a lot:
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The only kind of brown nosers you'll love.
Mosey | Female | 11 years old | 11 lbs
Dilly Dally | Female | 14 years old | 12 lbs
Prance | Female | 11 years old | 10 lbs
Mosey | Female | 11 years old | 11 lbs
Dilly Dally | Female | 14 years old | 12 lbs
Prance | Female | 11 years old | 10 lbs
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The only kind of brown nosers you'll love.
Mosey | Female | 11 years old | 11 lbs
Dilly Dally | Female | 14 years old | 12 lbs
Prance | Female | 11 years old | 10 lbs
Mosey | Female | 11 years old | 11 lbs
Dilly Dally | Female | 14 years old | 12 lbs
Prance | Female | 11 years old | 10 lbs
Cole Caufield scoring a hatty against Jeremy Swayman.
Caufield to Bill Guerin:
Caufield to Bill Guerin:
a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples "
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples "
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Cole Caufield scoring a hatty against Jeremy Swayman.
Caufield to Bill Guerin:
Caufield to Bill Guerin:
We are Warsofsky.
Shooot! Warsofsky Wants Sharks To Shoot More (H/T William Espy) sanjosehockeynow.com/san-jose-sha...
Shooot! Warsofsky Wants Sharks To Shoot More (+)
What's the next step of improvement, big picture, for the San Jose Sharks? It's to shoot more, says Ryan Warsofsky.
sanjosehockeynow.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
We are Warsofsky.
Cuda win! Brossoit first win as a Cuda!
Chernyshov ENG. Thank you, Igor.
Didn't know NBC Sports CA was airing the Barracuda-Condors game tonight.
January 25, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Cuda win! Brossoit first win as a Cuda!
Chernyshov ENG. Thank you, Igor.
Didn't know NBC Sports CA was airing the Barracuda-Condors game tonight.
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Chernyshov ENG. Thank you, Igor.
Didn't know NBC Sports CA was airing the Barracuda-Condors game tonight.
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Didn't know NBC Sports CA was airing the Barracuda-Condors game tonight.
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Push Up doing literally anything but a push up.
Push Up | Male | 12 years old | 9 lbs
Push Up | Male | 12 years old | 9 lbs
January 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Push Up doing literally anything but a push up.
Push Up | Male | 12 years old | 9 lbs
Push Up | Male | 12 years old | 9 lbs
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somebody turned this goalie fight into an independent film
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
somebody turned this goalie fight into an independent film
Make them pay, Macklin!
January 24, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Make them pay, Macklin!
Oh damn!
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Oh damn!
Is there something wrong with the ice at SAP?
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Is there something wrong with the ice at SAP?
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Sharks Mic Check: Professor Hockey
YouTube video by San Jose Sharks
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The Red Wings do not look fatigued in the 2nd game of a B2B.
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
The Red Wings do not look fatigued in the 2nd game of a B2B.
I forgot TJ Oshie retired. Pretty good on the mic.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I forgot TJ Oshie retired. Pretty good on the mic.
That Wild PP was so close a few times there.
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
That Wild PP was so close a few times there.
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Felt cute, might delete later.
Roam | Male | 11 years old | 13 lbs
Roam | Male | 11 years old | 13 lbs
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Felt cute, might delete later.
Roam | Male | 11 years old | 13 lbs
Roam | Male | 11 years old | 13 lbs
Sharks got a lot of defenseman.
Just saying.
Just saying.
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sharks got a lot of defenseman.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Recently, a good interview with Warsofsky. Rooting for Warsofsky to succeed in the NHL because he seems like a good dude who wins everywhere he goes:
youtu.be/vW5cPFjOraU
youtu.be/vW5cPFjOraU
Ryan Warsofsky Talks Coaching Climb and His Time Behind the Sharks Bench | Frankly Hockey
YouTube video by Victory+
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Recently, a good interview with Warsofsky. Rooting for Warsofsky to succeed in the NHL because he seems like a good dude who wins everywhere he goes:
youtu.be/vW5cPFjOraU
youtu.be/vW5cPFjOraU