Ari
@sleeponari.bsky.social
It’s all jokes most of the time 😂
Virgo ♍️ H-town 🤘🏾
2024 SHSU 🎓Accounting grad
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Virgo ♍️ H-town 🤘🏾
2024 SHSU 🎓Accounting grad
Insta sleeponari
Lemon8 sleeponari
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Nephew just beat me in connect four and told me “you so cheap you can’t even pay attention” 😭 he only 8 and I said who taught you that he said SpongeBob finna go step my game up and get me some one liners from there!!!
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Nephew just beat me in connect four and told me “you so cheap you can’t even pay attention” 😭 he only 8 and I said who taught you that he said SpongeBob finna go step my game up and get me some one liners from there!!!
Imagine being having to get up and go to work, just to be broke in the end and then you start your period BROKE BLEEDING AND BEATEN CUT YHE FUCKING SHOW
a man in a green shirt with a microphone on his neck is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a green shirt with a microphone on his neck is making a funny face .
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January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Imagine being having to get up and go to work, just to be broke in the end and then you start your period BROKE BLEEDING AND BEATEN CUT YHE FUCKING SHOW
Getting hype with the customer service rep is absurd especially after you gave them all your info, they literally have the means to pull up if they wanted too
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Getting hype with the customer service rep is absurd especially after you gave them all your info, they literally have the means to pull up if they wanted too
They don’t this one girl got mad at work bc our boss pulled her into the office to let her know and she started asking us did she smell I told her the truth
I don’t see how people stink fr ik you smell them musty ass armpits
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
They don’t this one girl got mad at work bc our boss pulled her into the office to let her know and she started asking us did she smell I told her the truth
I found out he wore platform shoes like the pumas that sit up high 😭 yea
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I found out he wore platform shoes like the pumas that sit up high 😭 yea
“Type shit” irritates me bc what do that mean?
He said “type shit”, “nahmsayin”, “word” or any call and response. EEEYUCK
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
“Type shit” irritates me bc what do that mean?
Nah family wise definitely getting their consent but bestfreind/ friend wise maybe even my favorite coworker im sorry im not taking no as a answer bc who else will deal with me for all eternity 😂
QUESTION:
If you got turned into a vampire , you turning your loved ones too??? I’m talking out of selfishness, not bc you asked and they agreed. you turning ya mama so she lives forever like you? Ya daddy? Ya kids?
If you got turned into a vampire , you turning your loved ones too??? I’m talking out of selfishness, not bc you asked and they agreed. you turning ya mama so she lives forever like you? Ya daddy? Ya kids?
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Nah family wise definitely getting their consent but bestfreind/ friend wise maybe even my favorite coworker im sorry im not taking no as a answer bc who else will deal with me for all eternity 😂
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Minding your own business
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Minding your own business
Crazy, pneumonia weather, keep a person sick weather. Hot one day cold the next. On repeat
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Crazy, pneumonia weather, keep a person sick weather. Hot one day cold the next. On repeat
If my hair not done don’t take it personal i just don’t feel like talking to no one! Don’t ask me “wyd this weekend” b/c answer is nothing but figuring out how to live life until my hair is decent 😭
a young boy with a messy haircut is talking to a woman .
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January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
If my hair not done don’t take it personal i just don’t feel like talking to no one! Don’t ask me “wyd this weekend” b/c answer is nothing but figuring out how to live life until my hair is decent 😭
Happy new years yall!! And this exactly what I did until I was woke up between 11 and 12 from the sounds of ammunition and explosions.
What y’all doing for new years bc it’s looking like laying in my bed watching movies it’s too cold!
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy new years yall!! And this exactly what I did until I was woke up between 11 and 12 from the sounds of ammunition and explosions.
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Put Gigi Mama onstage at the BET Awards
December 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Put Gigi Mama onstage at the BET Awards
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What y’all doing for new years bc it’s looking like laying in my bed watching movies it’s too cold!
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What y’all doing for new years bc it’s looking like laying in my bed watching movies it’s too cold!
2026 in like 2 weeks and my bank account on zero I cannot start the year off like this 😭
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
2026 in like 2 weeks and my bank account on zero I cannot start the year off like this 😭
Just got paid and seen my check disappear in hours im so sick! Up here thinking I got a lil sum sum 🤦🏾♀️ the bills couldn’t wait to next week?
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just got paid and seen my check disappear in hours im so sick! Up here thinking I got a lil sum sum 🤦🏾♀️ the bills couldn’t wait to next week?
Banana bread, coconut I can’t stand it in food or deserts, and y’all gone eat me up for this but sweet potatoes and yams haven’t had none I cared for yet!!!!
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Banana bread, coconut I can’t stand it in food or deserts, and y’all gone eat me up for this but sweet potatoes and yams haven’t had none I cared for yet!!!!
Customer services jobs really crazy b/c you can answer the phone all sweet and stuff and mfs will still come at you crazy and little do they know this nice persona can switch up real quick call my phone with some sense please
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Customer services jobs really crazy b/c you can answer the phone all sweet and stuff and mfs will still come at you crazy and little do they know this nice persona can switch up real quick call my phone with some sense please
Automated system: welcome to glass claims sponsored and completed by (my job) this line is recorded***
Me: How can I help?
🚶♂️: I just had a car accident wanna file a claim
Me : sorry hear about that this I have to ask is there body damage?
🚶♂️: I’m not hurt I seem to be fine just the car
*Transfers*
Me: How can I help?
🚶♂️: I just had a car accident wanna file a claim
Me : sorry hear about that this I have to ask is there body damage?
🚶♂️: I’m not hurt I seem to be fine just the car
*Transfers*
a woman with a ring on her finger is covering her face
ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is covering her face
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December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Automated system: welcome to glass claims sponsored and completed by (my job) this line is recorded***
Me: How can I help?
🚶♂️: I just had a car accident wanna file a claim
Me : sorry hear about that this I have to ask is there body damage?
🚶♂️: I’m not hurt I seem to be fine just the car
*Transfers*
Me: How can I help?
🚶♂️: I just had a car accident wanna file a claim
Me : sorry hear about that this I have to ask is there body damage?
🚶♂️: I’m not hurt I seem to be fine just the car
*Transfers*
Got the opportunity to go home early again this week I feel 🤩 in the short but in that long run, ik ima be crying about my check next week
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Got the opportunity to go home early again this week I feel 🤩 in the short but in that long run, ik ima be crying about my check next week
2 ways
I either have a dream about snakes
Or
Gut feeling/ common sense bc the story doesn’t make sense in my head
I either have a dream about snakes
Or
Gut feeling/ common sense bc the story doesn’t make sense in my head
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
2 ways
I either have a dream about snakes
Or
Gut feeling/ common sense bc the story doesn’t make sense in my head
I either have a dream about snakes
Or
Gut feeling/ common sense bc the story doesn’t make sense in my head
My birthday of course September
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My birthday of course September
Re watching vampire diaries and Elena and Stefan was the problem they were the drama just toxic….. they brought all them folks to mystic falls and slowly watched everyone’s life fall apart
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Re watching vampire diaries and Elena and Stefan was the problem they were the drama just toxic….. they brought all them folks to mystic falls and slowly watched everyone’s life fall apart
Maybe pineapple upside cake, and some brownies maybe……
What’s gonna be yall contribution to Thanksgiving this year though
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Maybe pineapple upside cake, and some brownies maybe……
The movie wouldn’t even be training day no more fr can’t even take him serious
Eddie BIG GOOFY ass could not do no damn Training Day
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The movie wouldn’t even be training day no more fr can’t even take him serious