The Slavland Chronicles
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The wars are fake, but the massacres are real.
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Kremlin Announces End to the Multipolar World • Starbucks coffee was defeated, at the least.
Kremlin Announces End to the Multipolar World
Starbucks coffee was defeated, at the least.
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February 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Kremlin Announces End to the Multipolar World • Starbucks coffee was defeated, at the least.
Who Turned Russia Into a Gas Station With Nukes? • It was Andropov aka Fleckenstein and his KGB, of course.
Who Turned Russia Into a Gas Station With Nukes?
It was Andropov aka Fleckenstein and his KGB, of course.
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Who Turned Russia Into a Gas Station With Nukes? • It was Andropov aka Fleckenstein and his KGB, of course.
I. The Search for the Hidden Spirit Flame • That Prometheus was Hephaestus was Vulcan was Agni.
I. The Search for the Hidden Spirit Flame
That Prometheus was Hephaestus was Vulcan was Agni.
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I. The Search for the Hidden Spirit Flame • That Prometheus was Hephaestus was Vulcan was Agni.
III. The Eternal Platonic Civil War • Rule by Space Cossacks is the ideal form of governance.
III. The Eternal Platonic Civil War
Rule by Space Cossacks is the ideal form of governance.
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 AM
III. The Eternal Platonic Civil War • Rule by Space Cossacks is the ideal form of governance.
Your Fresh Round of Humiliation, Sir • We didn't have to wait long.
Your Fresh Round of Humiliation, Sir
We didn't have to wait long.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Your Fresh Round of Humiliation, Sir • We didn't have to wait long.
II. The Eternal Platonic Civil War • The North v South Korea battle for our souls.
II. The Eternal Platonic Civil War
The North v South Korea battle for our souls.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
II. The Eternal Platonic Civil War • The North v South Korea battle for our souls.
The Humiliation Ritual Continues • But who is getting humiliated, really?
The Humiliation Ritual Continues
But who is getting humiliated, really?
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
The Humiliation Ritual Continues • But who is getting humiliated, really?
Soon ... Soon ... Yawn. • Iran, Board of Peace, Talks with Washington ... my brain needed a rest.
Soon ... Soon ... Yawn.
Iran, Board of Peace, Talks with Washington ... my brain needed a rest.
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January 30, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Soon ... Soon ... Yawn. • Iran, Board of Peace, Talks with Washington ... my brain needed a rest.
I. The Eternal Platonic Civil War • The battle between The Republic and Laws for social engineering dominancy.
I. The Eternal Platonic Civil War
The battle between The Republic and Laws for social engineering dominancy.
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I. The Eternal Platonic Civil War • The battle between The Republic and Laws for social engineering dominancy.
Putin Apparently Offered to Help Topple Maduro and Bring Him to Moscow • Will he help the Ayatollah do the same?
Putin Apparently Offered to Help Topple Maduro and Bring Him to Moscow
Will he help the Ayatollah do the same?
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January 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Putin Apparently Offered to Help Topple Maduro and Bring Him to Moscow • Will he help the Ayatollah do the same?
These Hot Iranian Women Really Make Me Want to Commit a Regime Change • We need to make "gooning" great again!
These Hot Iranian Women Really Make Me Want to Commit a Regime Change
We need to make "gooning" great again!
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 AM
These Hot Iranian Women Really Make Me Want to Commit a Regime Change • We need to make "gooning" great again!
It Seems Like Iran is About to Start Very, Very Soon • America is done repenting, the time of reaving has come.
It Seems Like Iran is About to Start Very, Very Soon
America is done repenting, the time of reaving has come.
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January 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It Seems Like Iran is About to Start Very, Very Soon • America is done repenting, the time of reaving has come.
Did Moscow Betray Maduro? • Turns out they weren't really allies after all!
Did Moscow Betray Maduro?
Turns out they weren't really allies after all!
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January 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Did Moscow Betray Maduro? • Turns out they weren't really allies after all!
Adios, Muchacho Maduro! • I don't speak Spanish.
Adios, Muchacho Maduro!
I don't speak Spanish.
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January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Adios, Muchacho Maduro! • I don't speak Spanish.
The Corpse of Alexander the God-Emperor • The First Diadochi war was fought over a magical corpse.
The Corpse of Alexander the God-Emperor
The First Diadochi war was fought over a magical corpse.
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January 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The Corpse of Alexander the God-Emperor • The First Diadochi war was fought over a magical corpse.
On Art and the Crisis of Meaning • Why bother doing anything if AI can do it better?
On Art and the Crisis of Meaning
Why bother doing anything if AI can do it better?
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
On Art and the Crisis of Meaning • Why bother doing anything if AI can do it better?
The Horns of Alexander the God-Emperor • What happened to our divine savior?
The Horns of Alexander the God-Emperor
What happened to our divine savior?
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The Horns of Alexander the God-Emperor • What happened to our divine savior?
In Loving Memory of Denis Kapustin and the Other Kremlin Assets • Putin's strongest soldier has moved on to Valhalla.
In Loving Memory of Denis Kapustin and the Other Kremlin Assets
Putin's strongest soldier has moved on to Valhalla.
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December 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
In Loving Memory of Denis Kapustin and the Other Kremlin Assets • Putin's strongest soldier has moved on to Valhalla.
VII. Foundations of Eurasianism • The Communist overthrow of the native Russian economy happened in the 17th century.
VII. Foundations of Eurasianism
The Communist overthrow of the native Russian economy happened in the 17th century.
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
VII. Foundations of Eurasianism • The Communist overthrow of the native Russian economy happened in the 17th century.
The 88th Reconnaissance and Sabotage Brigade Espanola • Russian Volunteer Nationalist Brigade meets a predictable fate
The 88th Reconnaissance and Sabotage Brigade Espanola
Russian Volunteer Nationalist Brigade meets a predictable fate
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December 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The 88th Reconnaissance and Sabotage Brigade Espanola • Russian Volunteer Nationalist Brigade meets a predictable fate
Yet Another Assassination Occurred in Moscow This Week • Who could be behind all of these deaths?
Yet Another Assassination Occurred in Moscow This Week
Who could be behind all of these deaths?
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Yet Another Assassination Occurred in Moscow This Week • Who could be behind all of these deaths?
Putin Isn't Going to Get a Better Ceasefire Offer • He should take Zelensky's offer, but he won't.
Putin Isn't Going to Get a Better Ceasefire Offer
He should take Zelensky's offer, but he won't.
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Putin Isn't Going to Get a Better Ceasefire Offer • He should take Zelensky's offer, but he won't.
Pussy Riot and the Art of Ultraviolence • Can sexual perversion topple the state?
Pussy Riot and the Art of Ultraviolence
Can sexual perversion topple the state?
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December 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Pussy Riot and the Art of Ultraviolence • Can sexual perversion topple the state?
II. The Darkness of the Yeltsin Years • The Ural Clan and the Yeltsin Center in Ekaterinburg.
II. The Darkness of the Yeltsin Years
The Ural Clan and the Yeltsin Center in Ekaterinburg.
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December 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
II. The Darkness of the Yeltsin Years • The Ural Clan and the Yeltsin Center in Ekaterinburg.
Lukashenko: "Half of the Belarussian Government is Jewish" and You're a Bigot For Noticing. • This is pure hatred and racism and anti-Christian values.
Lukashenko: "Half of the Belarussian Government is Jewish" and You're a Bigot For Noticing.
This is pure hatred and racism and anti-Christian values.
slavlandchronicles.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Lukashenko: "Half of the Belarussian Government is Jewish" and You're a Bigot For Noticing. • This is pure hatred and racism and anti-Christian values.