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Tired
On dawn patrol πŸ˜ƒ
December 22, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Out of office is on till the 6th lads
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Falklands War. Counted them all out, counted them all back in.
What’s the first major news story your remember as a child?

Mine is OJ Simpson
December 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Just 19 days until we’re all back at work!πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
December 17, 2024 at 11:57 AM
December 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Just heard Smooth Criminal on the radio.

MJ was a smooth criminal really, as he expertly tempted all those kids into his bed.
Makes you think.
#mj #michaeljackson #totp
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Air-reeze is how I’ve always known it πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Is that in the Royal Opera House? Did a job there once and you could back an artic lorry into the lift there. Fkin massive
December 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Caring for your elderly parent. Which is worse, the heartbreaking stuff or the frustration with family/care provision etc?

Endless whatsapp discussions for every decision can fuck right off
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Yeah, lamps only round here
November 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Roo
Calling tweets tweets - Remain
Calling tweets posts - Leave
Calling skeets skeets - Paedo
Calling skeets posts - Remain
Mastodon - Goth
Threads - UKIP
November 22, 2024 at 8:58 AM
One of the great 90s songs. As an idiot teenager I broke up with my girlfriend by giving her a tape with this on as I couldn’t face telling her 😬 what a prick
November 22, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I get this, but I just go the bar anyway now. Too old to care. Have had some dirty looks though
November 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Correct. Just won’t do at all.
November 19, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Will anyone on here admit that they queue up in pubs?
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
November 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
As someone who knows whats what, I am having hot dogs for tea
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
November 16, 2024 at 10:35 AM
This is my dog, Clive. He’s a boy, but he identifies as a dickhead
November 15, 2024 at 4:54 PM
First: Levellers
Last: James
Next: The Frank and Walters
November 14, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Today, I saw a man eat a bacon sarnie with a knife and fork.
November 13, 2024 at 8:52 PM