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Big Squirtle Fan in more ways than 1
I like Pokémon Mystery Dungeon! and I do art, mostly #Pokemon and #TF SFW
Big Squirtle and Delphox fan ngl.
#SquirtleOfTheDay slapcycle.straw.page
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Hi chat, opening comms for the 2nd time ever, isn't that awesome.

I tweaked some of the prices (mostly on the Comic form)
If you already have me on discord you can also reach out to me on there btw. I just didn't put it on the thing.
Yeag honestly it happens all the time

I Didn't have a problem with it as a kid though
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Daily Squirtle 408: They are doing a pretty bad job at keeping their relationship a secret if they are here

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #SquirtleOfTheDay
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
oh ueah i ghit 500 folllowers

doing something soon with that so look out i guess
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Daily Squirtle 407: Alpha and Haven

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonARt #SquirtlOfTheDay
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Ypu could always try cutting it off and have it grow back at a later time
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It hit me with the round 2

But honestly that part was more paranoia than actually defending my office
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
After I got the good ending it transitioned into another dream about me talking about how a good idea for a game came to me in a dream, unaware of the fact I was still dreaming.

Then I had to defend the fucking office again.

Anyways thanks for reading about my stupid ass dream last night.
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Had a nightmare that played out like an earthbound inspired rpg with a subapsect of horror that transitioned into a defend the office in my old bedroom against an eldritch abomination.

Apparently there was a 50/50 chance to get the good ending based on a bug found in the corner of the room.
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Just played a longass game of deadlock where my parents brought home food in the middle of it. And instead of waiting to finish the game I was just eating in between deaths, but I didnt get a fork or a knife so I was just ripping the steak apart and eating it with my bare hands.
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Have you tried turning into something that doesnt have a wrist?

No wrist = No wrist pain
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Fatty Scolipede (me)
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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After thousands of torn plushies, you finally find the one housing the retributive chocobo spirit that enacts its revenge on you

#TFTuesday doodle!
February 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Daily Squirtle 406: Chi and Jirachi

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfthedAy
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Private Security from Bricks perspective is so funny because all of a sudden these 4 really dedicated and highly trained rent-a-cops (one of which has a robotic arm) are busting your op while talking about "the mission" and "the team" and kids from markovia. Then you get thrown off a moving truck.
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Commission for @slapcycle.pmd.social , a Deku Scrub TF, thanks for commissioning me <3

I have still commissions open! send me a PM if you are interested

#tfeveryday #transformation #transfur #tf
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Daily Squirtle 401: If you didn't catch on (and most people didn't) I actually did put a link to the Squirtle Server in my art =}

Originally it wasn't actually gonna be anything but then I decided to go through and actually do something with it.

Join if you want to. #SquirtleOfTheDay
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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For @juegarielpmd.bsky.social very cool and awesome couple
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Yeah, Roomates
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Haha like the vine
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Daily Squirtle 405: Fun fact, Grass and Working Squirtle are roommates

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOftHeDay
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
if you wanna interpret it as that then yes, it is
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
World O's Chi is a bird person. He keeps several Bird Pokemon as pets. He takes real good care of them, even the "unruly" ones.
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
are you the one responsible for this one?
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Blaoon
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Oops
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM