Slanax
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the AW2 factory missions were designed by a heinous villain at IntSys who compared Fire Emblem and Advance Wars and thought "yknow this Advance Wars thing is pretty good, but there is one thing that's missing. Ambush spawns."
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
the AW2 factory missions were designed by a heinous villain at IntSys who compared Fire Emblem and Advance Wars and thought "yknow this Advance Wars thing is pretty good, but there is one thing that's missing. Ambush spawns."
I love the "in most cases" in that Discord statement
yknow, sometimes we keep em around. as a lil treat to ourselves. don't worry about it
yknow, sometimes we keep em around. as a lil treat to ourselves. don't worry about it
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I love the "in most cases" in that Discord statement
yknow, sometimes we keep em around. as a lil treat to ourselves. don't worry about it
yknow, sometimes we keep em around. as a lil treat to ourselves. don't worry about it
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If I had a nickel for every level 7 Dragon monster with 3000 DEF that can summon a guy that used to be banned, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM
If I had a nickel for every level 7 Dragon monster with 3000 DEF that can summon a guy that used to be banned, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
as far as the game is concerned I could not have beaten this mission any better than I did (the only unit left alive is the literal game over condition)
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
as far as the game is concerned I could not have beaten this mission any better than I did (the only unit left alive is the literal game over condition)
AW1 regular campaign: oh god you only have a 3 HP battleship and a sub one turn from sinking left on the board? Horrible. Unmitigated disaster. You better not expect points for this shitshow.
Challenge campaign: Wow that was a pretty quick shitshow you pulled off there. S rank 👍
Challenge campaign: Wow that was a pretty quick shitshow you pulled off there. S rank 👍
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
AW1 regular campaign: oh god you only have a 3 HP battleship and a sub one turn from sinking left on the board? Horrible. Unmitigated disaster. You better not expect points for this shitshow.
Challenge campaign: Wow that was a pretty quick shitshow you pulled off there. S rank 👍
Challenge campaign: Wow that was a pretty quick shitshow you pulled off there. S rank 👍
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Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason
very analytical, nuanced and serious AW2 campaign CO tierlist
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
very analytical, nuanced and serious AW2 campaign CO tierlist
I feel like they got very different people setting the required speed scores in the different AW campaign maps. I'm getting perfect scores when I play around enemy ranges on one map and then the suicidal HQ rush on another map gets me penalized for being not quite suicidal and rushed enough
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I feel like they got very different people setting the required speed scores in the different AW campaign maps. I'm getting perfect scores when I play around enemy ranges on one map and then the suicidal HQ rush on another map gets me penalized for being not quite suicidal and rushed enough
Bundesagentur für Arbeit so "nee du hattest keine Entschuldigung von Mama bevor du gekündigt hast also Sperrzeit für ALG. Anyways bewirb dich doch bei diesem Job am anderen Ende der Stadt die Qualifikationen wollen die du nicht hast :)"
danke Leude. ich fühl mich so unterstützt
danke Leude. ich fühl mich so unterstützt
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Bundesagentur für Arbeit so "nee du hattest keine Entschuldigung von Mama bevor du gekündigt hast also Sperrzeit für ALG. Anyways bewirb dich doch bei diesem Job am anderen Ende der Stadt die Qualifikationen wollen die du nicht hast :)"
danke Leude. ich fühl mich so unterstützt
danke Leude. ich fühl mich so unterstützt
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what if he was a fish and he was called codd howard
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
what if he was a fish and he was called codd howard
lol ich bin immer noch im Verteiler für die Mitarbeiterrabatte und krieg immer noch Rabattcodes für allen möglichen Kram hinterhergeworfen obwohl ich im Dezember gekündigt hab
wenn ich die actually benutzen würde wär das huge
wenn ich die actually benutzen würde wär das huge
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
lol ich bin immer noch im Verteiler für die Mitarbeiterrabatte und krieg immer noch Rabattcodes für allen möglichen Kram hinterhergeworfen obwohl ich im Dezember gekündigt hab
wenn ich die actually benutzen würde wär das huge
wenn ich die actually benutzen würde wär das huge
Playing AW1 for S ranks and getting to Challenge Mode really is like playing Fire Emblem and going from Hard Classic playing reasonably fast but safe, to full on LTCing on Lunatic Casual
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Playing AW1 for S ranks and getting to Challenge Mode really is like playing Fire Emblem and going from Hard Classic playing reasonably fast but safe, to full on LTCing on Lunatic Casual
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Bewerbungsprozess so wild, like ja ich bin perfekt für die Stelle ich hatte schon mein ganzes Leben lang eine unstillbare Leidenschaft für *checks notes* Parkettfußböden. die fünf Jahre im Lager waren nur weil ich vergeblich nach einem Parkettfußbodenjob gesucht und jetzt endlich gefunden habe
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Bewerbungsprozess so wild, like ja ich bin perfekt für die Stelle ich hatte schon mein ganzes Leben lang eine unstillbare Leidenschaft für *checks notes* Parkettfußböden. die fünf Jahre im Lager waren nur weil ich vergeblich nach einem Parkettfußbodenjob gesucht und jetzt endlich gefunden habe
my Redo Turn button
Challenge Campaign took my Redo Turn button
how am I gonna blatantly cheat at fog of war now
Challenge Campaign took my Redo Turn button
how am I gonna blatantly cheat at fog of war now
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
my Redo Turn button
Challenge Campaign took my Redo Turn button
how am I gonna blatantly cheat at fog of war now
Challenge Campaign took my Redo Turn button
how am I gonna blatantly cheat at fog of war now
Advance Wars Reboot Camp puts some of the old tutorial maps into the main campaign so they get Hard Mode versions now
the T Copter tutorial has a giant blob of enemy tanks that you're supposed to sneak past with a T Copter
they removed the T Copter from the T Copter tutorial
incredible bit
the T Copter tutorial has a giant blob of enemy tanks that you're supposed to sneak past with a T Copter
they removed the T Copter from the T Copter tutorial
incredible bit
February 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Advance Wars Reboot Camp puts some of the old tutorial maps into the main campaign so they get Hard Mode versions now
the T Copter tutorial has a giant blob of enemy tanks that you're supposed to sneak past with a T Copter
they removed the T Copter from the T Copter tutorial
incredible bit
the T Copter tutorial has a giant blob of enemy tanks that you're supposed to sneak past with a T Copter
they removed the T Copter from the T Copter tutorial
incredible bit
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if having a high Defense stat is referred to as "having a big ass", does that mean a high Resistance stat is big tiddies
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
if having a high Defense stat is referred to as "having a big ass", does that mean a high Resistance stat is big tiddies
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finished the AW2 campaign in Reboot Camp
Sturm not that big a problem when one of your team slots is dedicated to "heehee hoohoo look at how much money I have" to aggro all the meteors
(but boy do colin's damage forecasts against him look bleak)
Sturm not that big a problem when one of your team slots is dedicated to "heehee hoohoo look at how much money I have" to aggro all the meteors
(but boy do colin's damage forecasts against him look bleak)
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
finished the AW2 campaign in Reboot Camp
Sturm not that big a problem when one of your team slots is dedicated to "heehee hoohoo look at how much money I have" to aggro all the meteors
(but boy do colin's damage forecasts against him look bleak)
Sturm not that big a problem when one of your team slots is dedicated to "heehee hoohoo look at how much money I have" to aggro all the meteors
(but boy do colin's damage forecasts against him look bleak)