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Slanax
@slanax.bsky.social
He/him | 20s | Thoughts on whatever media I may or may not be consuming at the time (at random intervals) and art (very occasionally)
Chuck Update (Chuckdate): We have made it to Act 3
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
pieces arrived, assembled the thing, hated now the tail works out in practice (it doesn't), put it back in the oven, now we got some more bricks on the way
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Chuck is ready to throw hands (and various other objects. probably the same pike thrice per turn.)

I was gonna customize his appearance but like why bother. how do you make this look any more like a Chuck
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
god I need to stop browsing the BG3 wiki for things unrelated to my ongoing run bc now I want to path-of-least-resistance through Honor mode with Chuck, the Tavern Brawler Halfling who throws stuff
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
wusstet ihr dass ihr paranoid konditioniert seid, wenn ihr bevor ihr etwas kauft auf die Verpackung schaut um zu wissen was das überhaupt ist was ihr da kauft?
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Google Maps ist echt unverzichtbar für Fahrradfahrer um effizient von A nach B zu kommen. Das lässt sich auch von so unwichtigen Nebensächlichkeiten wie "ist diese Straße für Fahrräder gedacht" nicht ablenken
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
oh yeah now we're cooking
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Man hatte sich daran gewöhnt, dass der König seinen Untergebenen im Kindesalter die Beine brach und ihnen dann den Rest ihres Lebens Krücken verkaufte. "Es geht auch anders!" sagte der Fremde. "Dann braucht man keine Krücken!"
"Er will uns die Krücken wegnehmen!" schrie das Volk und verprügelte ihn.
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
sometimes you sign up for a gift exchange and see a requested tag that makes you go "okay I'm gonna put that in my offers if only so that I can get matched up with this and see the prompt to find out what they're cooking with that one"
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Drew me a custom cover plate for my 3DS. by which I mean I drew something with the right proportions that I'm gonna take to the print shop and print on nice cardboard and then put under a transparent cover plate
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
tfw you have like three outstanding long rest plot events in BG3 but you're not about to waste your camp supplies on all that so Astarion is gonna have to stay hungy for a while

also apparently Raphael can be cheesed for his crazy endgame armor. he's also supposed to show up at some point
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I go up to the BG3 Harpy nest, game tells me that no one in the party can jump far enough, I prep Jump on my Druid healbot (thank you for your service Gale) and cast it on Shart, I jump over, everyone else jumps after me. I see how it is.
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Heute auf Arbeit das Paketboten-Bingo gepackt:

- 5. OG
- 20 kg
- Paket 1/4

war kurz davor, dem Zusteller auf einem der vier Pakete mein Beileid auszudrücken
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
need someone so proficient with my salami that I'm getting that concussive smash? is that anything?
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
today on The Hubris of Man
October 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
weisste, ich krieg auch nichtmal die kompetenten Erpresser-Scam-Emails. Die prahlen groß rum, dass ich sie Big Brother oder das allsehende Auge nennen soll und raten dann mein Passwort falsch. Mein Erpresser ist die größte Flasche im Computerclub, zu doof um die richtige Zeile im Datenleck abzulesen
October 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Ich sitze hier mit Sojawurst und Hafermilch im Kaffee und bin plötzlich Teil des kriminellen Widerstands.
October 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I go to fight a boss, it fills the room with poison gas in the pre-battle cutscene, so I go "aha, I will use the move that blocks status effects instead of my usual defensive buff. I'm so smart" and it opens the fight with a huge fuckoff AoE lightning spell. I've never been so owned
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
imagine in Gen 10 Pokemon realizes that they should probably make the official competitive format remotely similar to the battles you do ingame but instead of putting more than three double battles in the game, VGC 2027 will be 6v6 Singles on Switch mode and with items
October 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
October 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
me playing Etrian Odyssey Nexus: man I wish this boss fight was about 15% shorter

The ever helpful Shogun:
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
ALT: a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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MF DOOM:
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

ME:
this guys clever as fuck

HUMANOID WORM DRAKE:
you used to call me on my gel phone
September 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM