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Gathering a few (of the MANY) articles across the web that use the headline format:

[So-and-so] SLAMS [other person/group] for [reason]

and creating a ridiculous image to go with each.

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Internet SLAMS 22YO Influencer For “Inheritance” Dance Next To “Grandpa” Boyfriend In Hospital

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https://www.aol.com/internet-slams-22yo-influencer-inheritance-225243009.html
Man slamming medicine ball on the ground. The slammer is labeled with Internet and the person or thing being slammed is labeled 22YO Influencer. image source: https://www.dmoose.com/cdn/shop/articles/1_8edc8c93-6b37-433a-a1e8-243c4de27ea2.jpg
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Ocasio-Cortez SLAMS DOGE safety net, veteran’s health targets: ‘Doesn’t get lower’

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https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5025308-ocasio-cortez-slams-doge-safety-net-veterans-health-targets-doesnt-get-lower/
Wrestler body slamming another wrestler. The slammer is labeled with Ocasio-Cortez and the person or thing being slammed is labeled DOGE safety net. image source: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/d/ea/dea0914b-9915-553c-bc42-81313201d4ac/5b32bb43c0f7e.image.jpg
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Pete Hegseth’s mom SLAMS ‘despicable’ NY Times over withering leaked email

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https://www.aol.com/pete-hegseth-mom-slams-despicable-141557399.html
Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground. The slammer is labeled with Hegseth’s mom and the person or thing being slammed is labeled NY Times. image source: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/2/2b/Gigantic_Spike.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180515222853
December 5, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Hegseth SLAMS ‘manufactured media takedown’ of him in WSJ op-ed

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https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5022323-hegseth-criticism-wsj-oped/
Monster truck about to slam down on a car. The slammer is labeled with Hegseth and the person or thing being slammed is labeled media takedown. image source: https://www.pressenterprise.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/rpe_l_monster_0526-fdb-1_26081635.jpg?w=800
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Young Thug’s father SLAMS Fulton County D.A.

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https://rollingout.com/2024/12/04/young-thug-father-slams-da-office/
Large animated man running fast into another large animated man. The slammer is labeled with Young Thug’s father and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Fulton County D.A.. image source: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/baki/images/2/22/Tackle.png/revision/latest?cb=20170117232328
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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Famed jeweler SLAMS Kendrick Lamar’s latest album

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https://rollingout.com/2024/12/04/jeweler-slams-kendrick-lamars-album/
Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire. The slammer is labeled with jeweler and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Kendrick Lamar’s album. image source: https://www.kettlebellkings.com/cdn/shop/articles/sledgehammer_tire_workouts.png
December 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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NFL Network Analyst SLAMS 49ers WR Deebo Samuel in New Video

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https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/san-francisco-49ers/deebo-samuel-kyle-shanahan-brian-baldinger/
Snorlax body slamming Arbok in the Pokemon cartoon. The slammer is labeled with Analyst and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Deebo Samuel. image source: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/international-pokedex/images/6/6a/Body_Slam_%28Ash%27s_Snorlax%29.png
December 5, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Jared Polis SLAMS Joe Biden for pardoning his own son: “No one is above the law.”

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https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/12/jared-polis-slams-joe-biden-for-pardoning-his-own-son-no-one-is-above-the-law/
Wrestler body slamming another wrestler. The slammer is labeled with Jared Polis and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Joe Biden. image source: https://www.recordonline.com/gcdn/authoring/2013/02/13/NTHR/ghows-TH-f60f5778-c267-4420-9748-eab18bd739db-2114c477.jpeg
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Neha Bhasin SLAMS male rappers for misogynistic lyrics: Fed up of below average…

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https://www.indiatoday.in/music/story/neha-bhasin-slams-male-rappers-for-misogynistic-lyrics-2644824-2024-12-04
3D Mario doing a handstand on a mushroom. The slammer is labeled with Neha Bhasin and the person or thing being slammed is labeled male rappers. image source: https://stickers-muraux-enfant.fr/12853-thickbox_default/stickers-mario-goomba-super-mario-.jpg
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Federal judge in Hunter Biden's tax case SLAMS president's characterization of prosecution

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https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/federal-judge-hunter-bidens-tax-case-slams-presidents-characterization
Monster truck about to slam down on a car. The slammer is labeled with Federal judge and the person or thing being slammed is labeled president. image source: https://di-uploads-pod11.dealerinspire.com/findlaychryslerjeepdodgeram/uploads/2021/07/car-crush.jpg
December 4, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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‘Prejudicial, politically motivated’: Siddaramaiah SLAMS ED’s letter to Lokayukta on Muda case

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https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/bangalore/siddaramaiah-ed-letter-lokayukta-muda-case-9706120/
Wrestler elbow slamming another wrestler on the ground. The slammer is labeled with Siddaramaiah and the person or thing being slammed is labeled ED. image source: https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/C4E12AQGcr20PW6r-Sw/article-cover_image-shrink_423_752/article-cover_image-shrink_423_752/0/1520115254001?e=1733356800&v=beta&t=OVWwDx4QhdF1IaMjSOOMpLRGRCnSVGp7Il_mERmKBGc
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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Chicago teachers union triggered when paper SLAMS them for not showing up to class

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https://www.bizpacreview.com/2024/12/03/chicago-teachers-union-triggered-when-paper-slams-them-for-not-showing-up-to-class-1506896/
Man slamming medicine ball on the ground. The slammer is labeled with paper and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Chicago teachers union. image source: https://www.dmoose.com/cdn/shop/articles/1_8edc8c93-6b37-433a-a1e8-243c4de27ea2.jpg
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Stephen A. Smith SLAMS Biden for ‘weak, pathetic explanation’ of Hunter pardon

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https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5019224-stephen-a-smith-joe-biden-hunter-biden-pardon-explanation/
Wrestler body slamming another wrestler. The slammer is labeled with Stephen A. Smith and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Biden. image source: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/d/ea/dea0914b-9915-553c-bc42-81313201d4ac/5b32bb43c0f7e.image.jpg
December 4, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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‘Nothing is as addictive as power’: Rachel Goldberg-Polin SLAMS politicians for inaction on hostages

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https://forward.com/fast-forward/679135/rachel-goldberg-polin-hostages-netanyahu-israel/
Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground. The slammer is labeled with Rachel Goldberg-Polin and the person or thing being slammed is labeled politicians. image source: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/2/2b/Gigantic_Spike.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180515222853
December 3, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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UK Prime Minister SLAMS Trump Ultimatum, “It’s Plain Wrong”

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https://2paragraphs.com/2024/12/uk-prime-minister-slams-trump-ultimatum-its-plain-wrong/
Monster truck about to slam down on a car. The slammer is labeled with UK Prime Minister and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Trump Ultimatum. image source: https://www.pressenterprise.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/rpe_l_monster_0526-fdb-1_26081635.jpg?w=800
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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NYC Dem SLAMS mayor, quotes Trump in fiery post against antisemitic waste of taxpayer money: 'You're fired'

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/nyc-dem-slams-mayor-quotes-trump-fiery-post-against-antisemitic-waste-taxpayer-money-youre-fired
Large animated man running fast into another large animated man. The slammer is labeled with NYC Dem and the person or thing being slammed is labeled mayor. image source: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/baki/images/2/22/Tackle.png/revision/latest?cb=20170117232328
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Wicked Star Marissa Bode SLAMS “Ableist” Comments About Her Character’s Disability

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https://www.eonline.com/videos/2392319043591/wicked-star-marissa-bode-slams-ableist-comments-about-her-characters-disability
Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire. The slammer is labeled with Marissa Bode and the person or thing being slammed is labeled “Ableist” Comments. image source: https://www.kettlebellkings.com/cdn/shop/articles/sledgehammer_tire_workouts.png
December 3, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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Kristin Cavallari Is in Her ‘Villain Era’ as She SLAMS Scott Disick for Starting Rumors, Sliding Into Her DMs

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https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/kristin-cavallari-is-in-her-villain-era-as-she-slams-scott-disick-for-starting-rumors-sliding-into-her-dms.html/
Snorlax body slamming Arbok in the Pokemon cartoon. The slammer is labeled with Kristin Cavallari and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Scott Disick. image source: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/international-pokedex/images/6/6a/Body_Slam_%28Ash%27s_Snorlax%29.png
December 3, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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Vivek Ramaswamy SLAMS NYC’s $220M Deal With Pak-Owned Hotel

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https://indiawest.com/vivek-ramaswamy-slams-nycs-220m-deal-with-pak-owned-hotel/
3D Mario doing a handstand on a mushroom. The slammer is labeled with Vivek Ramaswamy and the person or thing being slammed is labeled NYC’s $220M Deal. image source: https://stickers-muraux-enfant.fr/12853-thickbox_default/stickers-mario-goomba-super-mario-.jpg
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Hamilton embarrassed at Qatar GP as Verstappen SLAMS Mercedes star - GPFans F1 Recap

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https://www.gpfans.com/en/f1-news/1036424/lewis-hamilton-embarrassed-qatar-gp-as-max-verstappen-slams-mercedes-star/
Monster truck about to slam down on a car. The slammer is labeled with Verstappen and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Mercedes star. image source: https://di-uploads-pod11.dealerinspire.com/findlaychryslerjeepdodgeram/uploads/2021/07/car-crush.jpg
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Cong leader SLAMS UP govt after being stopped from visiting Sambhal

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https://www.daijiworld.com/news/newsDisplay?newsID=1249571
Wrestler elbow slamming another wrestler on the ground. The slammer is labeled with Cong leader and the person or thing being slammed is labeled UP govt. image source: https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/C4E12AQGcr20PW6r-Sw/article-cover_image-shrink_423_752/article-cover_image-shrink_423_752/0/1520115254001?e=1733356800&v=beta&t=OVWwDx4QhdF1IaMjSOOMpLRGRCnSVGp7Il_mERmKBGc
December 2, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Trump SLAMS Hunter Biden’s presidential pardon as an ‘an abuse and miscarriage of Justice’

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https://news.yahoo.com/news/trump-slams-hunter-biden-presidential-024912781.html
Man slamming medicine ball on the ground. The slammer is labeled with Trump and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Hunter Biden. image source: https://www.dmoose.com/cdn/shop/articles/1_8edc8c93-6b37-433a-a1e8-243c4de27ea2.jpg
December 2, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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Michael Vaughan SLAMS Darren Lehmann for questioning Joe Root’s greatness

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https://indianexpress.com/article/sports/cricket/michael-vaughan-slams-darren-lehmann-for-questioning-joe-roots-greatness-9701627/
Wrestler body slamming another wrestler. The slammer is labeled with Michael Vaughan and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Darren Lehmann. image source: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/d/ea/dea0914b-9915-553c-bc42-81313201d4ac/5b32bb43c0f7e.image.jpg
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Wicked star Marissa Bode SLAMS jokes about her character's disability

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/entertainment-celebrity/wicked-star-marissa-bode-slams-jokes-about-her-characters-disability/ar-AA1v2rfQ?ocid=BingNewsVerp
Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground. The slammer is labeled with Marissa Bode and the person or thing being slammed is labeled jokes. image source: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/2/2b/Gigantic_Spike.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180515222853
December 1, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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China SLAMS Taiwan President Lai's Visit To U.S.

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https://www.msn.com/en-in/politics/government/china-slams-taiwan-president-lai-s-visit-to-u-s/vi-AA1v3Suf?ocid=BingNewsVerp
Monster truck about to slam down on a car. The slammer is labeled with China and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Taiwan President Lai. image source: https://www.pressenterprise.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/rpe_l_monster_0526-fdb-1_26081635.jpg?w=800
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 PM