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Ruben Amorim caused damage to the big screen television in Manchester United’s dressing room during a furious critique of his players’ performance in the 3-1 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion.
INEOS spokesman has said that 🐀Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.
INEOS spokesman has said that 🐀Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.
January 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ruben Amorim caused damage to the big screen television in Manchester United’s dressing room during a furious critique of his players’ performance in the 3-1 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion.
INEOS spokesman has said that 🐀Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.
INEOS spokesman has said that 🐀Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.
Dead 😭
January 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dead 😭
Before signing Kolo Muani, Juventus presented a formal approach to Man Utd for Joshua Zirkzee. Loan — salary covered, loan fee, and an important buy option, but United rejected.
Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.
[Fabrizio Romano]
Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.
[Fabrizio Romano]
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Before signing Kolo Muani, Juventus presented a formal approach to Man Utd for Joshua Zirkzee. Loan — salary covered, loan fee, and an important buy option, but United rejected.
Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.
[Fabrizio Romano]
Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.
[Fabrizio Romano]
Sources say Manuel Ugarte is always one of the last players to leave Carrington, and he is undertaking additional gym sessions after training.
[MEN]
Setting the standards.
[MEN]
Setting the standards.
January 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sources say Manuel Ugarte is always one of the last players to leave Carrington, and he is undertaking additional gym sessions after training.
[MEN]
Setting the standards.
[MEN]
Setting the standards.
From "Ready for a new challenge" to "Willing to stay"
His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.
His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.
January 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
From "Ready for a new challenge" to "Willing to stay"
His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.
His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.
BREAKING: INEOS looking to further cut costs by selling all the mirrors in the club and sacking those that get paid to clean them everyday.
An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."
An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."
December 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
BREAKING: INEOS looking to further cut costs by selling all the mirrors in the club and sacking those that get paid to clean them everyday.
An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."
An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."
A MASSIVE boost for Liverpool FC - Joe Gomez has been subbed off due to an injury! 🤕
December 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
A MASSIVE boost for Liverpool FC - Joe Gomez has been subbed off due to an injury! 🤕
Duran red card decision? Shocking. Apparently the FA would rather have the player try to break his momentum and some ligaments than follow through.
Game's gone soft.
Game's gone soft.
December 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Duran red card decision? Shocking. Apparently the FA would rather have the player try to break his momentum and some ligaments than follow through.
Game's gone soft.
Game's gone soft.
December 26, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Yanaited have broken us. Another loss vs Wolves today and we might have to deactivate.
December 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Yanaited have broken us. Another loss vs Wolves today and we might have to deactivate.
In their last two games:
Man Utd (5.24) 3-7 (2.18) Opponents
Man Utd (5.24) 3-7 (2.18) Opponents
December 23, 2024 at 10:05 PM
In their last two games:
Man Utd (5.24) 3-7 (2.18) Opponents
Man Utd (5.24) 3-7 (2.18) Opponents
The boss with one of his boys - Nani! 💯
December 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
The boss with one of his boys - Nani! 💯
🚨 Rúben Amorim on Rashford interview: “It’s a hard situation to comment on”.
“If I give a lot of importance to it, it will have big headlines in the papers and if I say it’s not a problem, then my standards are getting low. So I will deal with that, I understand that"
What a guy!
“If I give a lot of importance to it, it will have big headlines in the papers and if I say it’s not a problem, then my standards are getting low. So I will deal with that, I understand that"
What a guy!
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
🚨 Rúben Amorim on Rashford interview: “It’s a hard situation to comment on”.
“If I give a lot of importance to it, it will have big headlines in the papers and if I say it’s not a problem, then my standards are getting low. So I will deal with that, I understand that"
What a guy!
“If I give a lot of importance to it, it will have big headlines in the papers and if I say it’s not a problem, then my standards are getting low. So I will deal with that, I understand that"
What a guy!
🚨 Marcus Rashford: “For me, personally, I'm ready for a NEW challenge and the next steps”, told @henrywinter.
“When I leave it's going to be ‘no hard feelings’. You’re not going to have any negative comments from me about Man United”.
“That’s me. I will always be a Red”.
“When I leave it's going to be ‘no hard feelings’. You’re not going to have any negative comments from me about Man United”.
“That’s me. I will always be a Red”.
December 17, 2024 at 7:58 PM
🚨 Marcus Rashford: “For me, personally, I'm ready for a NEW challenge and the next steps”, told @henrywinter.
“When I leave it's going to be ‘no hard feelings’. You’re not going to have any negative comments from me about Man United”.
“That’s me. I will always be a Red”.
“When I leave it's going to be ‘no hard feelings’. You’re not going to have any negative comments from me about Man United”.
“That’s me. I will always be a Red”.
Alejandro Garnacho has won the Puskas Award for THAT strike vs Everton. 🤌🏼💯
December 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Alejandro Garnacho has won the Puskas Award for THAT strike vs Everton. 🤌🏼💯
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🚨📰 Manchester United's Starting XI for today's derby with Manchester City has been confirmed!
Marcus Rashford and Alejandro Garnacho are both OUT of the squad. ❌
Thoughts, Reds? #MUFC
Marcus Rashford and Alejandro Garnacho are both OUT of the squad. ❌
Thoughts, Reds? #MUFC
December 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
🚨📰 Manchester United's Starting XI for today's derby with Manchester City has been confirmed!
Marcus Rashford and Alejandro Garnacho are both OUT of the squad. ❌
Thoughts, Reds? #MUFC
Marcus Rashford and Alejandro Garnacho are both OUT of the squad. ❌
Thoughts, Reds? #MUFC
The rats haven't traveled with the squad, not even on the bench for the derby!
December 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
The rats haven't traveled with the squad, not even on the bench for the derby!
86' Forest 0-1 Villa
FT Forest 2-1 Villa
Madness!
FT Forest 2-1 Villa
Madness!
December 14, 2024 at 7:38 PM
86' Forest 0-1 Villa
FT Forest 2-1 Villa
Madness!
FT Forest 2-1 Villa
Madness!
*speaks to the public about it not being played in public*
🗣️"I have been at the club 20 years now. I have signed four or five contract extensions and none of those have been played out in public - and this one won't be either."
Trent Alexander-Arnold speaking to @skysportpl.bsky.social about his contract situation at Liverpool 🤐 #LFC
Trent Alexander-Arnold speaking to @skysportpl.bsky.social about his contract situation at Liverpool 🤐 #LFC
December 14, 2024 at 1:45 PM
*speaks to the public about it not being played in public*
🚨BREAKING: Authorities have launched a full scale investigation into the racist abuse suffered by Kyle Walker after their defeat to Juventus.
Investigations have found the user of the fake, racist account to be none other than Pep Guardiola himself.
Investigations have found the user of the fake, racist account to be none other than Pep Guardiola himself.
December 12, 2024 at 4:21 PM
🚨BREAKING: Authorities have launched a full scale investigation into the racist abuse suffered by Kyle Walker after their defeat to Juventus.
Investigations have found the user of the fake, racist account to be none other than Pep Guardiola himself.
Investigations have found the user of the fake, racist account to be none other than Pep Guardiola himself.
Did you know that Luigi Mangione played for Atalanta's Academy team for only one year (2017)? Following a back injury he quit football and later returned to America.
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Did you know that Luigi Mangione played for Atalanta's Academy team for only one year (2017)? Following a back injury he quit football and later returned to America.