Trip | Saltburn summer 💅🏻
@skyrexxertrip.bsky.social
90s sitcom apologist, avid thesaurus reader, and collector of fine shitposts
Easily bamboozled 🔥
She/her
Easily bamboozled 🔥
She/her
Despite completely scrubbing my phone, Timehop still finds new and innovative ways to remind me how fucking stupid I am 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Despite completely scrubbing my phone, Timehop still finds new and innovative ways to remind me how fucking stupid I am 🥴
The narrative dropped throat goat Donnie lore to get me through the holidays 🙏🏻
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The narrative dropped throat goat Donnie lore to get me through the holidays 🙏🏻
Crunk? Sorry, I spend my weekends getting chunk (repeatedly slamming Cheez-Its from a shotglass)
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Crunk? Sorry, I spend my weekends getting chunk (repeatedly slamming Cheez-Its from a shotglass)
The Abbey Road album is such a moody fall vibe
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Abbey Road album is such a moody fall vibe
The sky did some fun stuff tonight in central Kansas ✨
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The sky did some fun stuff tonight in central Kansas ✨
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The road to hell is paved with smooth stones. They’re cool on my bare feet as the new days sun crests over the dark trees. Soon we’ll begin again.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The road to hell is paved with smooth stones. They’re cool on my bare feet as the new days sun crests over the dark trees. Soon we’ll begin again.
Enemies to Bigger Enemies
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Enemies to Bigger Enemies
Withholding benefits from vulnerable populations who rely on them for basic food security is the lowest of fucking low
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Withholding benefits from vulnerable populations who rely on them for basic food security is the lowest of fucking low
My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
This is probably our last year Trick or Treating WE DID IT WE MADE IT lol
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is probably our last year Trick or Treating WE DID IT WE MADE IT lol
A haunted house except it’s just a replay of 2024 watching my favorite person grow to resent me and slow fade away 👻
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A haunted house except it’s just a replay of 2024 watching my favorite person grow to resent me and slow fade away 👻
Why are high school football games so cold? Why are concessions so expensive? Why are the bleachers so uncomfortable I NEED ANSWERS
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why are high school football games so cold? Why are concessions so expensive? Why are the bleachers so uncomfortable I NEED ANSWERS
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I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars
Asking the masked man wielding a chainsaw on the haunted trail hike if he’s mad at me
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Asking the masked man wielding a chainsaw on the haunted trail hike if he’s mad at me
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lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
Hayley Williams, girl please call me because we’ve got some shit to talkkkkk 💅🏻
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hayley Williams, girl please call me because we’ve got some shit to talkkkkk 💅🏻
I just want someone who looks at me the way I’m looking at the variant cover for Star Wars #6 2025
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just want someone who looks at me the way I’m looking at the variant cover for Star Wars #6 2025
NEW KATAMARI TIMMMEEEEE
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
NEW KATAMARI TIMMMEEEEE
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Every night I pride myself to sleep
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Every night I pride myself to sleep
Daily affirmation 🤌🏻
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Daily affirmation 🤌🏻
Bar Bar? Jarbie? Cosplayers should run nations
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Bar Bar? Jarbie? Cosplayers should run nations
It should be legal to demand shared custody of other people’s pets
a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye
ALT: a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It should be legal to demand shared custody of other people’s pets