back when I was a young teen I had the brilliant idea of emailing Jeffrey Epstein to get on the files. (his dam email was public)
I was thankfully talked out of it by my peers.
Teaching of this story? I was always fucked up :)

made a diapersuit / pampsuit / whatever UwU

*Me after my ADHD caretaker forgot to take their medication while spiking my drink (they forgot about me too)*

Truly, when an immovable obstacle stands in one's path, yet you're not near by, and the path is locked in, truly, it's the worst experience.

[now back to your scheduled sentinel of chaos]

"As you see I'm still livin' as a straight A student
JK
My retarded ass remembered that I'm stupid"
-Some fire lyrics I made up

Ohhhhhh the absolutely vile things I'd do with these.
Marking doesn't even begin to scratch it