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Skundavisk
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A page dedicated on the Skundavisk language, a Germanic conlang developed mostly from Old Saxon.
Internationally known Scandinavian music be like:
Black and death metal
Danceable Europop

Mijnersijden wikselt mijn kennis ðes swedisken glyws mykel to støplijk fråm ABBA to Bathory! 😁
June 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hard to swallow pills: Low German vocabulary is now more used in Scandinavia than in Northern Germany
June 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just one more episode
Just one more page
Just one more piece
Just one more article about Old Norse u-umlaut
May 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Latin spelling: "No one has said 'losna' and 'duenos' in the last 200 years, let's spell them 'luna' and 'bonus' now."

French spelling: "Please, don't suppress the 'i' of 'oignon', iT iS oUr HiStOrY"
May 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Icelandic: "We are still friends, aren't we?"
Norwegian: "Those days are long gone, I'm Continental Scandinavian now."
April 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Sorry guys, there is no "oldest language of the world' "
Nationalists - religious fanatics
April 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Whenever you see an English word with "ea"
April 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Goths"
"invade the collapsing Roman Empire"
"conquer large territories"
"forget the Gothic language"
April 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"AI-generated Ghibli-styled images"
"my thread these last three days"
April 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"Do you speak Icelandic?"
"Yes"
"Alas, if only I could speak it"
March 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Welsh: Well, I can explain!
Irish: You have 562,000 native speakers while I only have 80,000?
Scottish Gaelic: 80,000? I only have 58,000
Cornish: You guys have native speakers?
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"If everyone spoke the same language, there would be no war anymore."
"Then why are there wars between people who speak mutually intelligible languages?"
March 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Danish: "Unintelligible language"
Swedish: "Unintelligible language"
Icelandic: "Hi, what are you arguing about?"
Dano-Swedish: "Intelligible language"
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Discussions between defenders of regional languages:
-when it's about the officialization of their language
-when it's about the choice of the variety that will serve as the standard
March 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"Lazy language memes if Shoundavish really existed"
March 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Yes, English does have umlauts, it just doesn't use a diacritical mark to denote them 😁
March 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Language lovers, when they see conversations between people from different time periods or with aliens in movies:
"How can they understand each other?"
March 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Did you know? The French word for "left" comes from a conflation of two Frankish words.
March 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"The Frankish Empire after Charlemagne died"
"Charles the Bald - Lothair I - Louis the German"
March 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
English spelling be like: "no diacritical mark" - "10+ possible pronunciations for each letter"
March 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Caribbean English and Scandinavian when it comes to 3rd person plural object pronouns: "dem"
March 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"In my time there were no controversies about pronouns"
Meanwhile, inside the Romance language family:
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"When you've been advised to practise your target language with native speakers, but your target language is Old Saxon"
February 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"The Michael Jackson-shaped Great Vowel Shift doesn't exist, it cannot harm you"

The Michael Jackson-shaped Great Vowel Shift:
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My reaction when someone finds the sound /x/ ugly in German, Russian or Arabic
"Oh I see, what Spanish uses it, it's cute, but when German, Russian or Arabic use it, it's scary, utterly scary!"
February 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM