Vidalia VonBunyan II Jr the 3rd
@skuddd.bsky.social
Earnest. Scared. Stupid.
Unconventionally tolerable
Fuck Nazis
Adult Onset Weird Dick Awareness 🎗️
Unconventionally tolerable
Fuck Nazis
Adult Onset Weird Dick Awareness 🎗️
Pinned
Just helped a lost dog find its owner without mass surveillance.
Get some rest you have plenty to be mad about tomorrow, kids
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Get some rest you have plenty to be mad about tomorrow, kids
This baby
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This baby
There should be more goth moms in the olympics
February 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
There should be more goth moms in the olympics
To think it all started with a card house. We used to party at this one guy's house every Friday, and the drugs man would stop by and usually dip right away. This time the homeowner fell asleep at the kitchen table at like 7 PM so this dude built a fucking card house on his head for like 2 hours.
Oh shit. 19 years at the career today.
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
To think it all started with a card house. We used to party at this one guy's house every Friday, and the drugs man would stop by and usually dip right away. This time the homeowner fell asleep at the kitchen table at like 7 PM so this dude built a fucking card house on his head for like 2 hours.
Caked-up Canadians
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Caked-up Canadians
I don't want to ruin anyone's constructive conversation...
Fun Fact: Jill Scott is short for Jillian Scottillian
oh my gosh I'll log off now
Fun Fact: Jill Scott is short for Jillian Scottillian
oh my gosh I'll log off now
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I don't want to ruin anyone's constructive conversation...
Fun Fact: Jill Scott is short for Jillian Scottillian
oh my gosh I'll log off now
Fun Fact: Jill Scott is short for Jillian Scottillian
oh my gosh I'll log off now
Oh shit. 19 years at the career today.
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Oh shit. 19 years at the career today.
I see Antiques Roadshow trending and that's all I need to know that Bluesky's got The Juice™️
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I see Antiques Roadshow trending and that's all I need to know that Bluesky's got The Juice™️
Took one day off at the gym and it felt like a month. So hard getting back in there this morning
February 17, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Took one day off at the gym and it felt like a month. So hard getting back in there this morning
I always thought I Saw the Light was Carole King. Sorry Todd Rundgren
February 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I always thought I Saw the Light was Carole King. Sorry Todd Rundgren
Now that they beat us in the war on protein I suggest we come after their riboflavin next
February 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Now that they beat us in the war on protein I suggest we come after their riboflavin next
Heard the kid who punched the ICE chode drowned in pussy this weekend. RIP
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Heard the kid who punched the ICE chode drowned in pussy this weekend. RIP
Most things can be a fleshlight at least once
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Most things can be a fleshlight at least once
🎼Nothing and me go hand in hand
February 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
🎼Nothing and me go hand in hand
Nearly drowned in the succulent nectar of a sumo mandarin. Best one I’ve ever had.
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Nearly drowned in the succulent nectar of a sumo mandarin. Best one I’ve ever had.
Gonna have the house to myself for a few hours today. You know what that means. [redacted] on the [redacted]
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Gonna have the house to myself for a few hours today. You know what that means. [redacted] on the [redacted]
This blonde lady is making it clap whilst sweeping for the US curling team. Hell yeah
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This blonde lady is making it clap whilst sweeping for the US curling team. Hell yeah
Love too spill an ENTIRE family size box of Cheerios™️ all over the gotdamn floor.
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Love too spill an ENTIRE family size box of Cheerios™️ all over the gotdamn floor.
I love being a dad. My daughter makes me so proud and happy. It’s the best.
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I love being a dad. My daughter makes me so proud and happy. It’s the best.
Kelli made me a valentine
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Kelli made me a valentine
Big Dick doesn’t want you to know Skyrizi is the cure for AOWDS🎗️
I swear I’m missing out. I want to take Skyrizi. Frankly, I’m sick of not taking Skyrizi. If you know me you know that nothing is everything to me.
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Big Dick doesn’t want you to know Skyrizi is the cure for AOWDS🎗️
Double shot a ‘spress aughta calm my nerves
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Double shot a ‘spress aughta calm my nerves
I swear I’m missing out. I want to take Skyrizi. Frankly, I’m sick of not taking Skyrizi. If you know me you know that nothing is everything to me.
February 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I swear I’m missing out. I want to take Skyrizi. Frankly, I’m sick of not taking Skyrizi. If you know me you know that nothing is everything to me.