Skippy Decoder
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Decoding the words and actions of Pierre Poilievre.
Pierre Poilievre has no poker face
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Pierre Poilievre has no poker face
A gentle nudge to the people closest to Poilievre, that your boy needed help last Christmas, and very clearly needs it this year.
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A gentle nudge to the people closest to Poilievre, that your boy needed help last Christmas, and very clearly needs it this year.
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... and -- God help us -- if/when someone attacks a CFIA official and proudly brags that he/she did it because of what he/she read at Rebel News, it might be time for accountability for stochastic terrorists like Ezra and Rebel News.
One can only hope.
One can only hope.
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
... and -- God help us -- if/when someone attacks a CFIA official and proudly brags that he/she did it because of what he/she read at Rebel News, it might be time for accountability for stochastic terrorists like Ezra and Rebel News.
One can only hope.
One can only hope.
The key takeaway from Pierre Poilievre's interview with Rosie Barton is that he is desperate enough to go on a CBC political show.
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The key takeaway from Pierre Poilievre's interview with Rosie Barton is that he is desperate enough to go on a CBC political show.
Poilievre's reaction to the latest defection shows, yet again, his ABC reflex at work:
Always
Be
Character-assassinating
Always
Be
Character-assassinating
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Poilievre's reaction to the latest defection shows, yet again, his ABC reflex at work:
Always
Be
Character-assassinating
Always
Be
Character-assassinating
The reason that Poilievre and company are opposed to Canada growing its population to 100-million, is that Putin is very much opposed to Canada growing its population to 100-million.
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The reason that Poilievre and company are opposed to Canada growing its population to 100-million, is that Putin is very much opposed to Canada growing its population to 100-million.
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Back to the ostriches.
The anger machine that Poilievre built can turn on him at any moment.
(And he knows it.)
The anger machine that Poilievre built can turn on him at any moment.
(And he knows it.)
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Back to the ostriches.
The anger machine that Poilievre built can turn on him at any moment.
(And he knows it.)
The anger machine that Poilievre built can turn on him at any moment.
(And he knows it.)
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The ostrich issue is weighing on Poilievre's mind.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The ostrich issue is weighing on Poilievre's mind.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
You do realize that Poilievre's bullshit bingo, spinning conspiracy theories about Brookfield and some imaginary corruption scandal, is merely the Canadian expression of the Russian "every Western leader is corrupt" propaganda play, right?
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You do realize that Poilievre's bullshit bingo, spinning conspiracy theories about Brookfield and some imaginary corruption scandal, is merely the Canadian expression of the Russian "every Western leader is corrupt" propaganda play, right?
People seem to be missing the actual message of that Alberta "Young Conservatives" video that is being amplified by the Poilievrists.
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
People seem to be missing the actual message of that Alberta "Young Conservatives" video that is being amplified by the Poilievrists.
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It bears repeating, because people who didn't read the decision are trying to rage-farm, that the accused in these two cases still got sentences that were equal to the mandatory minimum.
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It bears repeating, because people who didn't read the decision are trying to rage-farm, that the accused in these two cases still got sentences that were equal to the mandatory minimum.
Look at how hopeful he is.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Look at how hopeful he is.
Poilievre knows he can't blame the breakdown of trade talks on Carney with anything remotely resembling credibility.
Canadians know better, and blame Trump, maybe Ford.
This will be eating Poilievre inside out, until the last of Doug Ford's ads is aired between innings in Game 2.
Canadians know better, and blame Trump, maybe Ford.
This will be eating Poilievre inside out, until the last of Doug Ford's ads is aired between innings in Game 2.
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Poilievre knows he can't blame the breakdown of trade talks on Carney with anything remotely resembling credibility.
Canadians know better, and blame Trump, maybe Ford.
This will be eating Poilievre inside out, until the last of Doug Ford's ads is aired between innings in Game 2.
Canadians know better, and blame Trump, maybe Ford.
This will be eating Poilievre inside out, until the last of Doug Ford's ads is aired between innings in Game 2.
The obsession on the part of Poilievre and his online winged monkeys, with regard to how men position their legs while seated, is really weird.
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The obsession on the part of Poilievre and his online winged monkeys, with regard to how men position their legs while seated, is really weird.
Poilievre looks pale and worn out today.
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Poilievre looks pale and worn out today.
Among other things, Pierre Poilievre is a coward.
October 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Among other things, Pierre Poilievre is a coward.
The fact that Poilievre is mostly digging in on the RCMP thing is exactly why the Liberals shouldn't let it drop.
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The fact that Poilievre is mostly digging in on the RCMP thing is exactly why the Liberals shouldn't let it drop.
Once again: is there anyone in Poilievre's orbit who can sit him down for some important mental wellness conversations that he clearly needs to have?
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Once again: is there anyone in Poilievre's orbit who can sit him down for some important mental wellness conversations that he clearly needs to have?
Pierre Poilievre is deeply unwell.
October 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Pierre Poilievre is deeply unwell.
If you must watch the latest unhinged rant from Pierre Poilievre, your takeaway from the video should be this:
He is mentally unwell.
He is mentally unwell.
October 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you must watch the latest unhinged rant from Pierre Poilievre, your takeaway from the video should be this:
He is mentally unwell.
He is mentally unwell.
It's fall, which means it's time for Poilievre to start spiralling again.
(There is a seasonal pattern to these things.)
(There is a seasonal pattern to these things.)
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's fall, which means it's time for Poilievre to start spiralling again.
(There is a seasonal pattern to these things.)
(There is a seasonal pattern to these things.)
The ostrich issue is weighing on Poilievre's mind.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The ostrich issue is weighing on Poilievre's mind.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
It's not about the ostriches.
It's that he finally realized that the rage machine he built can turn on him.
Poilievre is being eaten alive by plane envy.
September 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Poilievre is being eaten alive by plane envy.
Poilievre and the Conservatives, in evoking the word "evil", are pandering to a fundamentalist religious microsegment.
September 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Poilievre and the Conservatives, in evoking the word "evil", are pandering to a fundamentalist religious microsegment.