If I were an evil prick I would let everyone know that elon's reply email for federal workers to list what they did for the last week is hr@opm.gov.

Good thing I'm not, people could REALLY just overwhelm his bullshit with so much more bullshit...

You know the sayings, “if it weren’t for bad luck I’d had no luck at all” and “when it rains it pours”? Why is that always the case with me? I feel like I’ve spent my entire life making up for someone else’s bad karma. When does the good stuff get here?

I hear that old Snoop Dog CDs make a great tool to remove dog shit off your sidewalk

Food for thought.

Please tell me how this adorable kitty face just woke me up with his snoring 😂