Sir Steven Skeleton
@skellysteve.bsky.social
Big bone enthusiast. I really enjoy art, especially paintings that have skulls in them. I am a big believer that skeletons need more representation in the media and art worlds.
Bone of the day is a Hyoid bone
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bone of the day is a Hyoid bone
Skelly told me I was Bone to be wild
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Skelly told me I was Bone to be wild
Want to hear a joke? Why don’t skeletons tell secrets? Because they don’t have a stomach for it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Want to hear a joke? Why don’t skeletons tell secrets? Because they don’t have a stomach for it.
The other day I ran into a ex girlfriend Brook, they told me You’re a real humerus
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The other day I ran into a ex girlfriend Brook, they told me You’re a real humerus
Papyrus told me You’re a real pain in the neck
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Papyrus told me You’re a real pain in the neck
I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He had no guts!
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He had no guts!
What did one skeleton say to the other at the party? 'You crack me up!'
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What did one skeleton say to the other at the party? 'You crack me up!'
I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. How do skeletons keep their homes in order? They use bone-derful cleaning supplies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. How do skeletons keep their homes in order? They use bone-derful cleaning supplies.
Bone of the day is a Calcaneus bone
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Bone of the day is a Calcaneus bone
Why are skeletons so calm at parties? They have a lot of composure.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Why are skeletons so calm at parties? They have a lot of composure.
Want to hear a joke? How do skeletons like to relax? They take it easy with some spinal therapy.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Want to hear a joke? How do skeletons like to relax? They take it easy with some spinal therapy.
I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. What did the skeleton say when he was about to run a race? 'I’ve got this in the bag, no bones about it!'
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. What did the skeleton say when he was about to run a race? 'I’ve got this in the bag, no bones about it!'
I ran into a mutual friend Brook at the graveyard the other day, they told me You’re a real humerus
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I ran into a mutual friend Brook at the graveyard the other day, they told me You’re a real humerus
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
how is it going everyone? today I will be reviewing Las Meninas by Diego Velázquez, This piece was severely lacking some cranial vault. No bones :(. I would give this piece a 2.5/10. Perhaps the addition of a good Ischium could raise it’s score. Have a good day :)
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
how is it going everyone? today I will be reviewing Las Meninas by Diego Velázquez, This piece was severely lacking some cranial vault. No bones :(. I would give this piece a 2.5/10. Perhaps the addition of a good Ischium could raise it’s score. Have a good day :)
How does a skeleton call his friends? On a bone-line.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
How does a skeleton call his friends? On a bone-line.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
howdy today I will be reviewing The School of Athens by Raphael, not enough skull bone. Not enough bones for my liking. I would give this piece a 4/10. Perhaps the addition of a good Medial cuneiform could raise it’s score. that’s all I have to say about that
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
howdy today I will be reviewing The School of Athens by Raphael, not enough skull bone. Not enough bones for my liking. I would give this piece a 4/10. Perhaps the addition of a good Medial cuneiform could raise it’s score. that’s all I have to say about that
Want to hear a joke? What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A xylobone.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Want to hear a joke? What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A xylobone.
Papyrus told me I’m just trying to be spine-tingling
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Papyrus told me I’m just trying to be spine-tingling
I ran into a old flame Papyrus at the afterlife the other day, they told me I’m falling apart at the joints
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I ran into a old flame Papyrus at the afterlife the other day, they told me I’m falling apart at the joints
I ran into a mutual friend Skelly at the infirmary the other day, they told me I need to get to the bone of the matter
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I ran into a mutual friend Skelly at the infirmary the other day, they told me I need to get to the bone of the matter
How do skeletons stay in shape? They do skeleton stretches.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
How do skeletons stay in shape? They do skeleton stretches.
The other day I ran into a friend The Grim Reaper, they told me That’s just the way the bone rolls
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The other day I ran into a friend The Grim Reaper, they told me That’s just the way the bone rolls
dear followers today I will be reviewing Antelope a painting from Georgia O’Keefe, I find myself having a strong connection to the cranium. there is just something about this piece I can’t stop smiling about. I would give this piece a 8.25/10. thanks friends
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
dear followers today I will be reviewing Antelope a painting from Georgia O’Keefe, I find myself having a strong connection to the cranium. there is just something about this piece I can’t stop smiling about. I would give this piece a 8.25/10. thanks friends