SkeletonBill
skeletonbill.bsky.social
SkeletonBill
@skeletonbill.bsky.social
mayonnaise coloured benz i push miracle whips
when i was a kid i had to do a report on the "two important people in my life", i picked my mom and my neopet, my grandmother whom I lived with was understandably displeased
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
guy who doesn't want to admit he's ever been on his city's subreddit: "yeah that restaurant is closing, I heard about it somewhere... can't remember where..."
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
attended a very traditional anglo-catholic service last night and it was beautiful, completely different from anything I grew up with.

I'm not saying I'm converted just yet but they got me with the aesthetics at least.
in this strange position where I feel like I'm gradually but unavoidably becoming a christian, despite not being a true believer yet -- it's like all these little threads in my life are coming together to lead me down that road, it kinda sounds like some schizo stuff, but that's where i'm at
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
somehow screwed up my windows 98 pc by playing jill of the jungle and i'm pissed!!!
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
in this strange position where I feel like I'm gradually but unavoidably becoming a christian, despite not being a true believer yet -- it's like all these little threads in my life are coming together to lead me down that road, it kinda sounds like some schizo stuff, but that's where i'm at
January 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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stay safe Minnesotans!!
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 AM
i've seen this discourse about young people using subtitles for everything and how it relates to decreased attention spans

there's likely truth to that, but i think a major factor is just how bad audio balancing is on your typical television setup, voices are totally lost in those tinny speakers
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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the man who created the largest empire in history
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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many of you on here only care about point #4
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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December 19, 2023 at 1:44 PM
laughed out loud at this always sunny type title gag in the book of samuel
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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reskeet this post to boop her on the nose
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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fuck heart of fear I never want to look at this fucking instance ever the fuck again FUCK heart of fear FUCK vizier FUCK the inventors of this fucking fight FUCK!
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
threads is a crazy social media platform because it's 50% milquetoast liberal boomers with 🌊 emojis in their bios, and 50% the most astoundingly racist shit i've ever seen on the internet outside of /pol/
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i dislike arguments against AI imagery that focus on its shortcomings, because there's an implication that if it improved (and it will) it would be more acceptable

in fact, the better it gets the more I will despise it. I dread the day that I truly can't discern if something is AI or not.
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
you can do incredible things with android split screen technology
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"gay old time" is one of those phrases I started using semi-ironically thanks to the flintstones, now I just use it on an almost daily basis without even thinking about it
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
me sitting through a 3-day-long work conference where every presentation was either about AI, included AI images, sounded like the script was AI-generated, or all three
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
playing clair obscur -- it's obviously a great game, which makes the little nitpicky issues (mostly UI-related) stand out a lot more than they otherwise would
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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i'm a delver thanks to my wonderful raid group
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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kids these days need to stop trying to make "cool borders" in Europa Universalis 5 and instead play some Cool Boarders on the Nintendo 64
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
god damn i fucking love old school runescape
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
adhd meds are like magic but I feel like it's rewired my brain in a really negative way where I can't do a fucking thing anymore unless I take them
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM