SkabbyTheGoblin
@skabbythegoblin.bsky.social
I'm a goblin. Got any gold? Or...dice???
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The plot to the Santa Clause sounds like an ancient curse:
IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU MUST TAKE HIS PLACE
IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU MUST TAKE HIS PLACE
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The plot to the Santa Clause sounds like an ancient curse:
IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU MUST TAKE HIS PLACE
IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU MUST TAKE HIS PLACE
Bwahahaha! Ain't it the truth?
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bwahahaha! Ain't it the truth?
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RFK Jr. admits he was on Epstein’s jet many times.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
RFK Jr. admits he was on Epstein’s jet many times.
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I think it's possible I may love the commentary on this photograph more than life itself
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I think it's possible I may love the commentary on this photograph more than life itself
Lord Dampnut part of the Horsey set?
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Lord Dampnut part of the Horsey set?
Argument I read today went as follows:
"This country better get united now or China's gonna invade us!!!"
I think maybe they have better things to do? Like just sit back and watch Maralade Mussolini ruin the economy.
"This country better get united now or China's gonna invade us!!!"
I think maybe they have better things to do? Like just sit back and watch Maralade Mussolini ruin the economy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Argument I read today went as follows:
"This country better get united now or China's gonna invade us!!!"
I think maybe they have better things to do? Like just sit back and watch Maralade Mussolini ruin the economy.
"This country better get united now or China's gonna invade us!!!"
I think maybe they have better things to do? Like just sit back and watch Maralade Mussolini ruin the economy.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ — theonion.com/trump-denies...
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
theonion.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ — theonion.com/trump-denies...
Have you heard the Falcon's Cry?
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Have you heard the Falcon's Cry?
No shave/nut November
Day 9
So hairy
So horny
Day 9
So hairy
So horny
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No shave/nut November
Day 9
So hairy
So horny
Day 9
So hairy
So horny
The Walmart merchant guild wants SNAP benefits to come back too...not because of care for the starving, but because they make 2.1 billion from SNAP recipients! A dragon's horde of gold!
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The Walmart merchant guild wants SNAP benefits to come back too...not because of care for the starving, but because they make 2.1 billion from SNAP recipients! A dragon's horde of gold!
What ever happened to People Of Wal Mart? Did you see yourselves on there one too many times, humans?
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What ever happened to People Of Wal Mart? Did you see yourselves on there one too many times, humans?
Welp, no nut no shave day one complete
Wait---we have to go back in time 1 hour?!?
This world is really dumb
Wait---we have to go back in time 1 hour?!?
This world is really dumb
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Welp, no nut no shave day one complete
Wait---we have to go back in time 1 hour?!?
This world is really dumb
Wait---we have to go back in time 1 hour?!?
This world is really dumb
Shave? No!
Nut? No!
Tis the month of November!
Let's go!
Nut? No!
Tis the month of November!
Let's go!
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Shave? No!
Nut? No!
Tis the month of November!
Let's go!
Nut? No!
Tis the month of November!
Let's go!
Destroying a part of your nation's history to build a gilded ballroom for you and your rich friends, eh?
Big Mac's taste the same no matter where you eat 'em.
#nokings
Big Mac's taste the same no matter where you eat 'em.
#nokings
October 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Destroying a part of your nation's history to build a gilded ballroom for you and your rich friends, eh?
Big Mac's taste the same no matter where you eat 'em.
#nokings
Big Mac's taste the same no matter where you eat 'em.
#nokings
I've heard tale of the dancing frogs and unicorns in the City of Portland. Terrifying!
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I've heard tale of the dancing frogs and unicorns in the City of Portland. Terrifying!
Not believing in a God is considered pretty dumb where I come from. But I hear it's illegal here now?
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not believing in a God is considered pretty dumb where I come from. But I hear it's illegal here now?
Congratulations, dusty little goblins!
September 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Congratulations, dusty little goblins!