Wheeljack
@sjwheeljack.bsky.social
Inventor of the Dinobots. Founder of the venerable Jack-Off Nation. NOT Italian.
Sober.
Sober.
Pinned
The Elayne succession arc really does just grind Crossroads to a screeching halt. It's almost impressive.
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Elayne succession arc really does just grind Crossroads to a screeching halt. It's almost impressive.
He's dead. I don't think I've felt dread like this since January 6th.
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He's dead. I don't think I've felt dread like this since January 6th.
what the fuck dude
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
what the fuck dude
The more I think about getting a Moonlight Greatsword tattoo, the more it consumes me.
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The more I think about getting a Moonlight Greatsword tattoo, the more it consumes me.
Liet stuns in new photo
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Liet stuns in new photo
been keeping up at the gym
August 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
been keeping up at the gym
Loose summary of Realm of the Elderlings:
August 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Loose summary of Realm of the Elderlings:
first thing I see when I check back in after a while, lmfao
August 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
first thing I see when I check back in after a while, lmfao
I have now successfully gotten four of my coworkers into The Will of the Many, and several of them into Christopher Buehlman, be it with either Between Two Fires or The Blacktongue Thief. I really am the cultural standard-bearer at work.
July 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I have now successfully gotten four of my coworkers into The Will of the Many, and several of them into Christopher Buehlman, be it with either Between Two Fires or The Blacktongue Thief. I really am the cultural standard-bearer at work.
idk if I got added to some kind of list or something on here because I keep picking up new followers despite not being very active
June 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
idk if I got added to some kind of list or something on here because I keep picking up new followers despite not being very active
anyway I've been going to the gym or whatever
June 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
anyway I've been going to the gym or whatever
hello bsky refugee oomfs I miss you
June 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
hello bsky refugee oomfs I miss you
ope we got a few reposts so here are some that didn't make the cut
May 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
ope we got a few reposts so here are some that didn't make the cut
They should invent a boyfriend for me
May 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
They should invent a boyfriend for me
Please stop having strong opinions about tipping y'all stress me the fuck out when you do this.
May 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Please stop having strong opinions about tipping y'all stress me the fuck out when you do this.
anyway you should read these. and if you've read them... consider reading them again.
May 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
anyway you should read these. and if you've read them... consider reading them again.
Hey! I had a great trip to the New England Aquarium last week and I never uploaded the pics here. So I'm gonna do that!
May 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey! I had a great trip to the New England Aquarium last week and I never uploaded the pics here. So I'm gonna do that!
Hate to say it but I'm starting to get really invasive anxiety about getting older and I think I probably gotta start talking to someone about it.
May 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hate to say it but I'm starting to get really invasive anxiety about getting older and I think I probably gotta start talking to someone about it.
This was definitely dangerous and I'm going to control my temper in the future but I got so mad at a driver who illegally turned into me when I had the pedestrian crossing that I actually slapped their window as hard as I could. And I won't lie. It felt really, really good.
April 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This was definitely dangerous and I'm going to control my temper in the future but I got so mad at a driver who illegally turned into me when I had the pedestrian crossing that I actually slapped their window as hard as I could. And I won't lie. It felt really, really good.
You start taking whey for a week and this happens overnight.
April 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You start taking whey for a week and this happens overnight.
here's my body again hope you like it
April 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
here's my body again hope you like it
welp
Tomorrow’s going to be a good stress test of the press. El Salvadoran President Bukele will visit the White House. At the press availability, every Q ought to be about Abrego Garcia: where is he now? Did US ask you to return him? etc. WH will hate, maybe try to prevent, so all should band together.
April 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
welp
This was nuts.
This is like objectively very good but I am still struggling with it for reasons I can't articulate.
April 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This was nuts.