Ashley EntLady Beans
@sixtypercentbeans.bsky.social
Sometimes I wonder if I'm universalist because I'm scared. Other times I have a brave moment where I feel like I'm willing to burn as long as Rubio does too. I should probably go to confession about this if I'm totally honest with myself. I can't imagine the hell of my dying child begging for food.
Marco Rubio is going to hell.
October 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm universalist because I'm scared. Other times I have a brave moment where I feel like I'm willing to burn as long as Rubio does too. I should probably go to confession about this if I'm totally honest with myself. I can't imagine the hell of my dying child begging for food.
I'm realizing every year that I'm closer and closer to genuinely hating my job. Not because of the students, though that's definitely a factor. I'm honestly just sick of being accused of gatekeeping high school diplomas by not auto-passing every student.
August 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm realizing every year that I'm closer and closer to genuinely hating my job. Not because of the students, though that's definitely a factor. I'm honestly just sick of being accused of gatekeeping high school diplomas by not auto-passing every student.
All I want in my heart of hearts is for the Chicago teaching union to show up when the national guard does and just quietly outnumber them. Then silently stare at them like they're waiting on the national guard to get quiet.
August 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
All I want in my heart of hearts is for the Chicago teaching union to show up when the national guard does and just quietly outnumber them. Then silently stare at them like they're waiting on the national guard to get quiet.
If anyone is interested in knowing how weird the right is being today, we are apparently going through a whole thing where the oldest kid is getting called the antichrist for hanging out with girls (friends), by the conservative parents of other boys who are upset they're not hanging out with girls.
August 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
If anyone is interested in knowing how weird the right is being today, we are apparently going through a whole thing where the oldest kid is getting called the antichrist for hanging out with girls (friends), by the conservative parents of other boys who are upset they're not hanging out with girls.
My husband @fadeno.bsky.social did an amazing job on the first of his kids' science series. This one is kindergarten-standards physics. If you like science...or birds....or fun rhymes and hijinx, please check it out. He is currently only on Amazon, but is planning to expand in time.
a.co/d/g5PQJiX
a.co/d/g5PQJiX
August 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My husband @fadeno.bsky.social did an amazing job on the first of his kids' science series. This one is kindergarten-standards physics. If you like science...or birds....or fun rhymes and hijinx, please check it out. He is currently only on Amazon, but is planning to expand in time.
a.co/d/g5PQJiX
a.co/d/g5PQJiX
Taking a break from my usual quote child to quote a different one.
Running into the bathroom: "It's a nice room. It's sunshine. It's soup....I'm making a brown. It's momato (tomato) sauce!""
Running into the bathroom: "It's a nice room. It's sunshine. It's soup....I'm making a brown. It's momato (tomato) sauce!""
July 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Taking a break from my usual quote child to quote a different one.
Running into the bathroom: "It's a nice room. It's sunshine. It's soup....I'm making a brown. It's momato (tomato) sauce!""
Running into the bathroom: "It's a nice room. It's sunshine. It's soup....I'm making a brown. It's momato (tomato) sauce!""
"If I splash my hands together, it creates huge bubbles if I go hard enough"
::splashes himself in the face::
::splashes himself in the face::
July 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"If I splash my hands together, it creates huge bubbles if I go hard enough"
::splashes himself in the face::
::splashes himself in the face::
"Wait, mom, look, this can block a water gun."
::tries to splash up a wall of water, but splashes himself in the face::
::tries to splash up a wall of water, but splashes himself in the face::
July 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Wait, mom, look, this can block a water gun."
::tries to splash up a wall of water, but splashes himself in the face::
::tries to splash up a wall of water, but splashes himself in the face::
"What if we just didn't pay our taxes and bought a really big dog?"
July 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"What if we just didn't pay our taxes and bought a really big dog?"
"Why can't humans scream underwater?"
July 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Why can't humans scream underwater?"
"How come when you swallow with your mouth open, all the water rushes forward?"
July 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"How come when you swallow with your mouth open, all the water rushes forward?"
In the same week, our littlest jorts took his first step, said his first word (huge milestone four months after cochlear implants), and.....got his first ear infection. More win than loss.
July 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
In the same week, our littlest jorts took his first step, said his first word (huge milestone four months after cochlear implants), and.....got his first ear infection. More win than loss.
"How's the writing coming, Beans?"
How the writing's coming:
How the writing's coming:
June 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"How's the writing coming, Beans?"
How the writing's coming:
How the writing's coming:
The best part about having a teenager is that when we text each other memes, I'm pretty sure neither of us think the other person's memes are funny, but we keep doing it anyway.
June 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The best part about having a teenager is that when we text each other memes, I'm pretty sure neither of us think the other person's memes are funny, but we keep doing it anyway.
Currently watching our lab material suppliers crumble. Imagine preventing small American businesses from forming by putting other small American businesses out of business.
April 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Currently watching our lab material suppliers crumble. Imagine preventing small American businesses from forming by putting other small American businesses out of business.
Feeling torn this morning. I keep seeing the very lax homeschool states start to enact "stricter" homeschool laws. They are not burdensome laws and they are there to protect children from the very real problem of families who don't actually homeschool and just keep kids out of school.
April 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Feeling torn this morning. I keep seeing the very lax homeschool states start to enact "stricter" homeschool laws. They are not burdensome laws and they are there to protect children from the very real problem of families who don't actually homeschool and just keep kids out of school.
If anyone is wondering how it's going, I just found out one of my therapists that does really specialized work apparently got divorced over those very specialized issues and has stopped practicing. My new rule is no more male therapists for me.
April 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If anyone is wondering how it's going, I just found out one of my therapists that does really specialized work apparently got divorced over those very specialized issues and has stopped practicing. My new rule is no more male therapists for me.
This weekend was the BIG women's recovery retreat that I could not attend live, so I was not privy to any of the discussion portions, but the reflection journals are starting to roll in and here's my megaphone of the week.
The following are each victim-blaming stances:
The following are each victim-blaming stances:
April 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This weekend was the BIG women's recovery retreat that I could not attend live, so I was not privy to any of the discussion portions, but the reflection journals are starting to roll in and here's my megaphone of the week.
The following are each victim-blaming stances:
The following are each victim-blaming stances:
The 12 yo was absolutely shocked today to find out that NSYNC and backstreet boys were NOT the same group.
The 10 yo put on my coat and tried to tuck his hands into the one tiny credit card pocket when he couldn't find big pockets. He just assumed because it's a woman's coat there were no pockets.
The 10 yo put on my coat and tried to tuck his hands into the one tiny credit card pocket when he couldn't find big pockets. He just assumed because it's a woman's coat there were no pockets.
April 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The 12 yo was absolutely shocked today to find out that NSYNC and backstreet boys were NOT the same group.
The 10 yo put on my coat and tried to tuck his hands into the one tiny credit card pocket when he couldn't find big pockets. He just assumed because it's a woman's coat there were no pockets.
The 10 yo put on my coat and tried to tuck his hands into the one tiny credit card pocket when he couldn't find big pockets. He just assumed because it's a woman's coat there were no pockets.
Take it a step further. Sexual impropriety is pretty much the norm now, to the extent that you are called sex negative when you just want an actually monogamous relationship. No one "using" on Reddit/TT/ph wants to acknowledge having to excuse themselves daily for their statistical use of CSAM.
No one wants a serious examination of elite sexual impropriety, to put it mildly
I'd read a long essay not only on this phenomenon but why the Democratic Party and the press seem determined to ignore it.
March 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Take it a step further. Sexual impropriety is pretty much the norm now, to the extent that you are called sex negative when you just want an actually monogamous relationship. No one "using" on Reddit/TT/ph wants to acknowledge having to excuse themselves daily for their statistical use of CSAM.
Gonna dunk on myself this morning and say that all of the quotes from Trump talking about the Colorado oil painting of him that he doesn't like sounds eerily like me looking at any photo of myself pregnant. "It's distorted to the extent no one has ever seen before". 😂😂😂😂😂
March 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Gonna dunk on myself this morning and say that all of the quotes from Trump talking about the Colorado oil painting of him that he doesn't like sounds eerily like me looking at any photo of myself pregnant. "It's distorted to the extent no one has ever seen before". 😂😂😂😂😂
This title is such an amazing work of art.
"The freewheeling incompetence of the Trump era has forced Republicans into a constant state of reactiveness. Being reactive, of course, can amount to a low-effort, high-yield investment in ratings." www.thebulwark.com/p/signal-cha...
I Did Not Have Textual Relations With That War Plan
Plus: Republicans take aim at federal judges for challenging Trump.
www.thebulwark.com
March 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This title is such an amazing work of art.
I'm gonna acknowledge the elephant in the room that's on everyone's mind: Trunchbull from the Matilda musical may have been evil, but she was giving absolutely fantastic life advice in her main song. Like, I need it on a poster. It will be 1000% better than the "I teach, that's my superpower" ones.
March 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I'm gonna acknowledge the elephant in the room that's on everyone's mind: Trunchbull from the Matilda musical may have been evil, but she was giving absolutely fantastic life advice in her main song. Like, I need it on a poster. It will be 1000% better than the "I teach, that's my superpower" ones.
Sitting here talking about whether homeschoolers should have the egg drop engineering lab included in their curriculum and my husband turns and immediately says "they can't afford it".
Trump take egg.
Trump take egg.
March 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sitting here talking about whether homeschoolers should have the egg drop engineering lab included in their curriculum and my husband turns and immediately says "they can't afford it".
Trump take egg.
Trump take egg.
One minute you're trying to make a middle school biology curriculum based on jellyfish, the next minute you're googling to figure out how much to treat the rectum like a rigid container if you want kids to figure out the partial pressure of oxygen needed to make a mouse breathe through its butthole.
March 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One minute you're trying to make a middle school biology curriculum based on jellyfish, the next minute you're googling to figure out how much to treat the rectum like a rigid container if you want kids to figure out the partial pressure of oxygen needed to make a mouse breathe through its butthole.